How the west looks (so you guys from the east don't feel left out)
Holland Pinoy All Stars - Early boosting crack hoes.. so we hang out at there place lots
Jokers Wild - we are all nice to them .. but they won last year so when they are not looking we piss on their tooth brushes!
Prague Punishers - Bunch of mean bastards who made me work harder then I should have too in Rookie
New Orleans Golden Kangaroos - When they are not off on a walk-About they are norm drunk on cheap skunk beer!
Black Hand Sons Of Anarchy - Ottis sounds all noob like and shit.. but he rope -a-doped his way into the final! it's his master plan I think!
Blitzburg Musclefrogs - just ask Froggie to sing a very fast Bon Jovi song,, and sit back and watch the magic!
Svalbard Bears - If chuck Norris wanted to hide from the word.. he would name himself John Grey and own this team!
Famous Monsters of Filmland - they seem to have lost all 55 dots already.. Pretty sure the Jokers had them killed or something!
Weapons of Mass Dotstruction they got Cruzin on ST... we all dead!
Illinois Fighting Illini ok WAY too many L's in this name.. go ahead say it 3 times fast... if you say it 5 times fast John Grey will come out of hiding and whop your ass.. and we all remember who he is.. right
Huntsville( Executioners (A.D.D.) with a TE named "Fat Chicks Need Lovin' Too" I can tell you that none of us are the first to pass out when they throw a party,, the last time that happened it was a Tight end.. and well he left a Wide Receiver.. just sayin..
Merc's Mercenaries - LVO gave Blutoski a new Bong at the start of last season and it kept him quiet.. but well someone else better keep that shit filled this season...
Lynchburg Death Dealers team motto "Whiskey and Dotball, what could be better?" Fuck it!! Crown them! they got a point!
Arizona Golden Hawks - they were doing well then Bane said "What does this button do" and nobody heard from them the rest of rookie,,,,,
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Manila Folders - sure make fun of the name.. see whos laughing when the IRS drops a few of these bitches on your tax dodging asses...
Fortaleza Badgers - being a member of The Exiles network does not mean you should be void of the Playoffs.... read the damm hand book again!