Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Speedcat622
Fat little Buddha's are overconfident...
Fat little Buddha's think their stuff smells sweet...
But the Bulls are 8-0 and...
put a big Bull horn right between the Buddha's butt cheeks...


It was nice of your to come brag about your win
But your success against the Buddhas is el fin

Never again will Moe miss a chip shot
Never again will you silence runbot

Buddhas dominanted nearly the entire game
Some bad luck we received at the end was pretty lame

Tipped pass in your territory for a late pick
Reverse turnover in overtime sure sucked dick

Wait did the cb have possession of the ball
Looks to me like a bad call (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=7977718)

Everything went your way and you only won by a field goal
Hope you enjoyed your win and we'll enjoy the Super Bowl

Your claims of domination seem just a little odd,
what with our yardage advantage against your KokBanging squad.

Lady luck may have smiled when she gave us the win,
but any difference between our teams was really quite thin.

It's true that your cornerback may have not caught the ball,
but we'd have gone on 4th down (note that we had converted them all).

Big Mac didn't come here to gloat over our game,
he was just pointing out that your arrogance was quite lame.

(Yeah, I'll admit that I copped a rhyme from your song,
but to quote Jay-Z, "you was using it wrong.") http://en.lyrics-copy.com/jay-z/takeover.htm

The season's only half over, the title's up in the air,
to say it belongs to the Buddhas, though, is slightly unfair.

There's the Titans, Tsuanmis, maybe Chang Mai and Manila,
and the two types of Bulls, each one could still kill ya.

The Buddhas look good, and you will have your say,
but before you start selling tickets to AAA,
you may want to stop and look around instead,
those Bulls' footsteps you heard. . .yeah, they're now up ahead.

I'm not writing to say that we've done enough,
we've got 8 games left, and most will be tough.
My point: it's too early to brag and claim victory,
especially when one more loss knocks you from the top three.

This has to be the best thread ever
in the history of the GLB.
From now on we should all endeavor
to refine our trash talk into poetry.

Seriously, can you send this up to be stickied and never deleted.
Some of this sucks, but some of it is down right golden.
Let Bort or scarletmbb know about this. HoF stuff baby!

Snaza, we do
appreciate your contribution, it's true
but you could not express it worse
than through the medium of free verse.

The Buddhas thought they'd have some fun
and help themselves to an unbeaten run.
But against Singapore they fell a bit,
they'd slipped upon our best Bullshit.

Originally posted by matej
The Buddhas thought they'd have some fun
and help themselves to an unbeaten run.
But against Singapore they fell a bit,
they'd slipped upon our best Bullshit.

Excellent!

This could be some of the worst poetry that I have ever read in my entire life.
At no point did I see anything that closely resembles a reasonable stanza, the posts wer lazy and meandering. I award you collectively Zero points. May God have mercy on your souls.

they should try haiku.

That stuff is totally awesome.

Go Triceratops
Wearing that saddle with pride
Our team is the suck

bangkok where we always carry buddha sacks
buddhas we always put the quarterback on his back
our team so fast, you all too slow to react
tandem backs blasts your line with a smack
jamal lincoln runs 50 yards while you blinkin'
he makes cornerbacks feel gay like abe lincoln
to numb the pain after games, they start drinkin'

and to those who get to thinkin'
that the buddhas fell off, just from one loss?
your hopes will soon be sinkin'
that loss was a fluke,
we still the best no matter what you do --
pump points into strength, jumping or even juke
it don't matter
buddhas will eat any team up like a thai food platter

Samwell just came out with a buddha song

What What (in your Endzone)

Originally posted by Kung Set
bangkok where we always carry buddha sacks
buddhas we always put the quarterback on his back
our team so fast, you all too slow to react
tandem backs blasts your line with a smack
jamal lincoln runs 50 yards while you blinkin'
he makes cornerbacks feel gay like abe lincoln
to numb the pain after games, they start drinkin'

and to those who get to thinkin'
that the buddhas fell off, just from one loss?
your hopes will soon be sinkin'
that loss was a fluke,
we still the best no matter what you do --
pump points into strength, jumping or even juke
it don't matter
buddhas will eat any team up like a thai food platter

LOL, I like it.

Originally posted by ...ryan
This could be some of the worst poetry that I have ever read in my entire life.
At no point did I see anything that closely resembles a reasonable stanza, the posts wer lazy and meandering. I award you collectively Zero points. May God have mercy on your souls.

Undefeated Poetry is the best
It rises above the rest