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If you relate to this thread you lack personal hygiene

Originally posted by Dpride59
If you relate to this thread you lack personal hygiene

Dude...You must have skipped the end of class when you were young.

I mean, you got the "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" part.

But you forgot the "Godliness is burritos" part.

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Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by Dpride59

If you relate to this thread you lack personal hygiene

Dude...You must have skipped the end of class when you were young.

I mean, you got the "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" part.

But you forgot the "Godliness is burritos" part.




game.set.match.

Originally posted by Joebarber
game.set.match.

I mean...Let's not get overdone here...I fully understand the value of a clean lifestyle...but everyone knows that when it comes to restaurants sometimes the greatest restaurant is the diviest piece of sh*t hellhole in history.

Might as well make it a rule since guys like dpride are so confused, apparently.

Jiddy Burrito Rule #2:

If yer considering giving a new burrito joint a try and it is so horribly filthy that it disgusts you...Do not pre-judge the book by it's cover. Follow some simple steps to overcome this minor adversity.

Watch the traffic in and out of the joint for a good 2 to 3 days...A burrito stakeout if you will...(Preferably done in a fairly comfortable vehicle packed with, you guessed it, many burritos....A man needs sustenance to keep his brain sharp for such important decisions.) If there is a lot of foot traffic over those days and/or the parking lot is generally full, go ahead and give it a try.

If time is a concern that a burrito stakeout is not possible (Read: Your job and/or wife are furthering the misery of your already miserable life), you can give said dive a chance on the word of a "trusted person." General rule of thumb for "trusted persons:" A trusted person is a person that you would push out of the way of a bus about to hit them, potentially endangering yourself...If yer just willing to yell out and not imperil yourself, they're really not that important, and should not be given credibility in such a large decision. One key exclusion to the trusted person general rule of thumb: Children. Never, ever, EVER, listen to children or college students...The evolution of taste buds is in such a manner that somehow we go from loving Spaghettios to hating them in Jr. High/High School to back loving them in College..and somehow the progression lull in that Jr. High/High School period is discount slop at Denny's at midnight....Best to just not go there. Children have no f*cking taste.


Either way (I'm tl;dr'ing here...F*ck you dpride), some of the best food, and more importantly, burritos, can be found in the most disgusting places on the planet....Do not pass a golden opportunity because the restaurant is covered in grease and smells like a henhouse. And in the end, sometimes ya gotta break a few eggs to make a breakfast burrito.

Chipotle.

Originally posted by superpunk
Chipotle.

Chipotle and Moe's are good safe bets from the chain corner...From my brief experience with Baja Fresh, that is another.

I check the staff & customers. If it's more pale than brown, I'm out.

baja is some fucking bland ass shit.