How about:
I went on a blind date and blew off game-planning. When I got to the restaurant, I realized it was your mom. About 20 minutes into the date she blew me in the bathroom and I figured why bother finishing the date. I had her drive me home (my bike fit in the trunk of her station wagon), and I got there in time to game plan after all. Unfortunately, your mom called to tell me what a great time she had and I forgot to upload the AI.