Warrior General Games

Coffee now, this: http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-201101/8e6febda0147c417144cdb2ad2833cba.jpg
or some wine later.

phlem

When I was in college, one my friends had a sister that worked at a microbrewery/bar we frequented. It turns out that the current owner of this place had recently bought it. The previous owner had left a lot of shit in the basement of the place. We volunteered to help her and some of the other wait staff clean it out on the provision that anything we found down there we could keep if we wanted. What we found was a giant case of around 60 bottles of unlabeled bottled beer. We cracked one open and sniffed at it. This small smell was enough to convince nearly all of us that we wanted nothing to do with it. Nearly all, but not one. He grabbed a bottle (warm) and chugged it down. The following is how he described his opinion of how the beer was brewed.

Step 1) Find a humongous fat greasy smelly hasn't bathed or washed herself anywhere in 10 years fat woman.
Step 2) Shove an entire stick of butter up her ass
Step 3) Find a 60 year old homeless man that has advanced putrescent cases of every STD known to man.
Step 4) Have him anally sex her until the butter melts out, catch this butter in a jar.
Step 5) Have 100 dying aids riddled Ethiopians with dysentery shit and piss in the jar for a week
Step 6) Cover the jar loosely and plant it in the nastiest mexican sewer for 10 years
Step 7) Pour into bottles


Needless to say, he drank all 60 over that weekend.

Originally posted by Wylker
When I was in college, one my friends had a sister that worked at a microbrewery/bar we frequented. It turns out that the current owner of this place had recently bought it. The previous owner had left a lot of shit in the basement of the place. We volunteered to help her and some of the other wait staff clean it out on the provision that anything we found down there we could keep if we wanted. What we found was a giant case of around 60 bottles of unlabeled bottled beer. We cracked one open and sniffed at it. This small smell was enough to convince nearly all of us that we wanted nothing to do with it. Nearly all, but not one. He grabbed a bottle (warm) and chugged it down. The following is how he described his opinion of how the beer was brewed.

Step 1) Find a humongous fat greasy smelly hasn't bathed or washed herself anywhere in 10 years fat woman.
Step 2) Shove an entire stick of butter up her ass
Step 3) Find a 60 year old homeless man that has advanced putrescent cases of every STD known to man.
Step 4) Have him anally sex her until the butter melts out, catch this butter in a jar.
Step 5) Have 100 dying aids riddled Ethiopians with dysentery shit and piss in the jar for a week
Step 6) Cover the jar loosely and plant it in the nastiest mexican sewer for 10 years
Step 7) Pour into bottles


Needless to say, he drank all 60 over that weekend.

Steel Reserve?

Originally posted by vladykins
Originally posted by chronoaug



Was so weird how that was out for awhile, i tried it and was ok and then that tv show happened and it's impossible to find. It's definitely not worth paying more than retail for. People are weird.


i'm glad this thread started out so great though

Yeah- it's good for it's retail price, but people are willing to pay $22 and up plus shipping per bottle. I figure I can pay for the case I bought by selling half- the rest I'll cellar or drink.

I'm not even a big fan of it but can't knock the hustle.

How do you sell and ship alcohol? I've never even tried. I guess it depends on the state

tooley complains that the forum is terrible, and then makes a "what are you drinking?" thread.
lollllllll

let me introduce you to my good friend jack

Brut Rose champange

where the Kool-Aid at?

When out at the bar i usually end up trying to steal whatever girly drink the lady is drinking. Need to just start ordering those on my own

Tecate

Originally posted by Gart888
tooley complains that the forum is terrible, and then makes a "what are you drinking?" thread.
lollllllll

you underestimate people's desire to talk about themselves.

tequila rose

keg

Makers mark and coke.