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Originally posted by BayouBobby


lol... Not exactly. But she did hate GLB with a passion.

Retired RAWK defensive captain Keyaron Brooking has denied any involvement in the rumored goat bubble.

He was last seen loading furniture, booze, and porn from the RAWK team offices into a U-Haul truck.

Investigative reporters were reportedly able to trace rental information on the U-Haul truck back to at least two other GLB organizations.

Unfortunately, those reporters tragically met their demise in a freak pole dancing accident before their stories could be filed.

Authorities continue to examine RAWK ties to the strip club where the accident occurred.

Long time RAWK agent, CrackerJacket, denied any involvement saying, "Just because the club was named Naughty Nannies doesn't mean its related to either goats or the RAWK!"

Well as one of the original RAWK!!ers (read since season 3) and as long suffering defensive coordinator (since season 5) I will deny any participation in alleged goat dealing. Or any alleged connections with Crazy Eddies Couch and Goat Feed Emporium. All I can say is I was always well supplied in booze and amenities.

Now I have ordered my 17 sexrataries to pack up my office and relocate contents to an undisclosed location. I have moved my amenities to a new undisclosed pen and feeding ground as well. I am not sure if I should try to cash any of the 332 checks I have in my desk as I cannot currently locate either of the owners.



On a more personal note this is a sad day. Having been around this team and the agent for a long time and a lot of people on here I will miss the fraternity. We are maintaining some of the group together as best as we can and will hopefully be back in another incarnation. Perhaps even getting BSS to post things for us with his unusual look on life. I wish you all well and actually look forward to a mini vacation for a season or two.

Originally posted by techiejacket
I wish you all well and actually look forward to a mini vacation for a season or two.

Umm...not so fast...the "kids" just went pro...

This is the worst witness protection program I've ever been involved in.

I have to say that I enjoy this thread

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
This is the worst witness protection program I've ever been involved in.

Well I blame you...... the witness....... I mean Kid was all happy down in AAA and then you had to go and get rid of MaRAWK!!o. Now that left room for us to move up..... you need to plan this out better next time.