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What's red and dances all around?

A baby on a barbecue.


How do you get 10 babies into a bowl?

With a blender!


How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips!!!


What do you call a bunch of retarted babies in a bathtub?

Vegetable stew!


What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?

The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.


What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

1980 called. Said they want their jokes back.

Originally posted by Vortus
1980 called. Said they want their jokes back.




Funny story. If I had been a dead baby it would have been in 1980.

i'm gonna miss having a dot on iht. forums aren't the same on the new team.

Originally posted by patrickrobe
i'm gonna miss having a dot on iht. forums aren't the same on the new team.

We miss you too Pat. Maybe next season.

BTW NNP, I am going make our game nacho night.

This thread has fallen way to far down the page. I guess I need to poke my agents with a stick.

Forum trophies all around for the Toss-a-lemmings.

Originally posted by THE_Mongoose
Forum trophies all around for the Toss-a-lemmings.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2735

You guys suck huh? Guess when you can't bitch out and have to play against equal talent your shit gets kicked in. Explains a lot.

http://pumapac.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sara-special-olympics.jpg <- Mongoose on a good day

Originally posted by ericb45696
Originally posted by NtropiK

Reminds me of a joke.


How do you make a dead baby milkshake?















Take two scoops of ice cream and 1 scoop of dead baby.

I believe it's "how do you make a dead baby float ?"





This is supposed to be funny when you refer to the actual ice cream and soda "float" and not the act of floating. Noun vs. verb is what makes it funny.

Originally posted by NtropiK
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2735

You guys suck huh? Guess when you can't bitch out and have to play against equal talent your shit gets kicked in. Explains a lot.

Says the guy who's never even sniffed the Pro leagues. Keep playing the accordian to mere's dance ditties -- or is it an organ grinder these days.

Originally posted by THE_Mongoose
Says the guy who's never even sniffed the Pro leagues. Keep playing the accordian to mere's dance ditties -- or is it an organ grinder these days.

Yeah, I'm sure your top notch CFO skills really make the difference on those Pro league teams which never seem to win anything. All the Pro teams you are associated with are a joke, nothing going on in the trophy case. Which is why Sahara is in APL while District 9 is in WL. Because when you face a team that you can't just throw levels at or SSB past you guys fall apart every time. But keep pretending that you are relevant and please keep bumping this thread for us, we appreciate your patronage.

In other news IHT wins it's first game in the Rivalries Never Die tournament. We nut-stomped the Bogata Condors:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1264580

yeah I thought Bogota would play ya a little tougher then that.

impressive

Originally posted by Mavooo
yeah I thought Bogota would play ya a little tougher then that.

impressive

Me too. They looked pretty scary on paper.