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ericb45696
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but I like the way some of y'all are thinking.
 
ericb45696
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and it appears I even woke up confused about what day it is.







damn.
 
Vortus
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sok, after the beatdown bama gives the longhorns, they won't remember what day it is either :
 
ericb45696
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strong words brother.. strong words.
 
juiceweezl
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Originally posted by LordEvil
A bottle of Jack, some Zanax and an Axe, Now we're talking!


You forgot the duct tape, the heavy plastic trash bags, the 50' piece of rope, the mop bucket, the rubber gloves, a bottle of Pine-sol, and a pack of Juicy Fruit. LOL I always wanted to get trashed and go to Wal-Mart after midnight to buy all of that stuff just to see what the clerk would do.
 
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Originally posted by juiceweezl
You forgot the duct tape, the heavy plastic trash bags, the 50' piece of rope, the mop bucket, the rubber gloves, a bottle of Pine-sol, and a pack of Juicy Fruit. LOL I always wanted to get trashed and go to Wal-Mart after midnight to buy all of that stuff just to see what the clerk would do.


I wanna party with you bro. like NOW!!!!
 
ericb45696
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ok. seriously. after having woken up from the induced stupor and realized it wasnt the day I thouthg it was, and continued drinking, I now feel the need to go get arrested or something.
I was copacetic, but my drunkedness lvl has risen to the + 9.

11:00 is a tad late to call on freinds and see who can stomach me coming over, and I dont do the drunk driving thing very well. if at all.

dammit!!
 
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I just go with the Good old Grey Goose and Cranberry......Grey goose is the greatest thing ever invented....
 
juiceweezl
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Originally posted by jtdmd14
I just go with the Good old Grey Goose and Cranberry......Grey goose is the greatest thing ever invented....


Mason jars, moutain creek water, corn, copper tubing,... all rank way ahead of Grey Goose. Not that I know anything about moonshine.
 
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Originally posted by vladykins
It's Capn and egg nog season!



A preacher friend of mine told me once that egg-nog was actually elf cum. Needless to say, I have never tried it!!


If you want to try a very good tequila that doesn't carry the price tag of Patron, try El Jimador. Very Good!!!
Crown Reserve with a splash of ginger ale is my favorite. And when it is really cold, Wild Turkey 101 on the rocks!!!
 
juiceweezl
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The old stump the bartender special.

Me: Do you know how to make a duck fart?
Bartender: A what?
Me: A duck fart. Do you know how to make a duck fart?
Bartender: No
Me: You squeeze it...

Yes, it is a real drink. Looks like duck shit (thus the name) and tastes like coffee.

http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/1392

 
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My "Powerade" drink that I used to take with me to class in college in old powerade/gatorade bottles

1 can Red Bull
8-oz Orange Juice
shots of :
Vodka (orange/mandarin flavored are acceptable)
Triple Sec
Blue Curacao

"shots of" is an arbitrary number having to do with how bad your classes are for the day. Usually 1-2 of each could get me through my Psychology classes. The Blue Curacao and the Yellow/Orange of the Red Bull and Orange juice turns it this gross powerade blue green color.
Edited by Kaerey on Jan 7, 2010 14:04:12
 
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My drink of choice for class was 50/50 convenience store 44 oz coke and Jim Beam.
 
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Originally posted by juiceweezl
You guys suck. 1 glass, 2 rocks, double shot of Crown Reserve, 1 squeeze of lime wedge. If it's not that, it's 2 rocks, double shot of Petron silver, and 2 lime wedges.

Real liquor doesn't have vanilla or butterscotch nor does it have the name, "Bailey's."

Man I wish I were at home with a whiskey right now!



got a bottle of Jack in the Garage, come on over.
 
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I love to kick back with a James Squire Golden Ale.

James Squire is a boutique brewery here in Australia.... I am salivating at the thought.....

Other than that, Jager and Red Bull is always fun, and I love me some Jim Beam Small Batch.
Edited by timmy6321 on Jan 8, 2010 04:40:26
Edited by timmy6321 on Jan 8, 2010 04:40:15
 
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