Warrior General Games

I hate ants.

I, too, hate ants...THERE ARE NO ANTS AT A SUCCESSFUL PICNIC!
Pastor Dave will attend said Picnic, and will help Jack off a horse and bring victory to the Triceratops Wearing a Saddle to VICTORY!

Originally posted by ...ryan
The Triceratops Wearing a Saddle laughs at predictions because it knows the truth.
The truth that your values system is poor, and that the Picnic WILL be a success.


Preach it brother, tell them the ways of the Triceratops and how the Picnic will be a success.

Can Pastor Dave catch a pass?

Pastor Dave couldn't catch herpes in a Bulgarian brothel.










Get it, he's a Pastor, so he's like celibate or something.

I don't care about herpes just pigskin.

You'd care about herpes if you had herpes! Just ask ryan....right ryan....am I right....?

All I'm saying is that the triceratops are the Traci Lords of the dinosaur family....all I'm saying. =)

(Please don't take this as anything except me trying to be funny, you guys are great and I am just poking fun)

I will neither confirm nor deny the claim that I have been infected with Herpes Simpex 1 or 2. Let's all try to be mature about this.

Like Traci Lords, we'll go "straight" at age 18 and sue all your asses for making porn of us while we were underage. Err... nevermind.

I thought he meant we were hot like Traci Lords.

I love Traci Lords.

Traci Lords is nice, not that I watch that stuff.

I was hoping that the Traci Lords reference didnt mean we take a beaten and keep on going

That would be a great compliment too.

It means we are tough.

I didn't know we had so many fans.

we are gaining popularity while the games are not going our way, imagine when the W's start rolling off

Wins are overrated. I mean who wants adoring fans and more money than you know what to do with due to all the team paraphanalia, hot dogs, and beer you can sell?

Personally I'd rather be with Traci Lords getting herpes at a picnic overrun by ants, better yet giant fire ants with rabies!