Originally posted by aariafromarty
As is his tradition, each year before the playoffs, Conan goes on a spirit quest. As every year, it started off with hookers and blow. Conan, sensing his end is near, sacrificed many goats and burned numerous couches. High on PCP, covered in blood, eyes stinging from the burning fabric, a naked Indian came to Conan to show him the way.
He followed the Indian through a vast desert landscape to a Lonely Mountain. Many trials and tribulations were overcome against Legends of Rock, past present and future. Alice Cooper, Lemmy, Ozzy, Jimi Hendrix, David Bowie, AC/DC were just a few of the challengers Conan had to best.
Upon finally defeating Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham in a Epic Showdown for the Ages, Conan was permitted an audience with the entire Pantheon of Rock. "Grant your ever faithful disciples, the MaRAWKalypse victory!"
Ronnie James Dio, himself, intones "You have strayed from the path. Creed sucks."
Wait, were you at the Pantheon of Rock or Pantheon of RAWK!!?
And I should say, and possibly more importantly, the fact that I actually enjoy creed does not allow them entry into our circle. I like Seal also, but that shit doesn't RAWK!! and therefore it is forbidden within the sacred halls of our esteemed and honored stadium.
So please tell RJD I apologize for the misunderstanding and in the future I will make myself more clear. Creed is rock with no "W" and can enjoy it's stay on FM radio while legends create their magic distributed in less popular distribution channels.