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well i'm banned on bb.com now. no clue how long


nm, my banned will be lifted on june 2nd @ 8 pm. lulz


who are you on the misc? nm you are brl!


The guilt started that early though, probably from my parents divorce according to psychiatrists, but it has followed me all this time. I never even was bad! Well, almost never. *smile* When I was though, OMG! The guilt was overpowering. I guess that's probably why I was a pretty good kid - it indeed kept me on the straight and narrow...for quite a long time.


Help, mom found fleshlight!

****! i left it behind the trash can in my room after using it. i usually clean it out, but i was in a hurry for a party. came home 2 days later and it ends up on my desk with a handwritten note from my mom. "you and i need to talk..." i mean it's one thing if she found it, but it still had my semen residue in it. i'm pretty good kid and have never been caught doing shit like this. i can't face my mom now and am thinking about going on a raping and then go on a high speed chase on the freeway onto oncoming traffic.
 
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by piiyb_i_will

Originally posted by thegenerel


Originally posted by piiyb_i_will



Originally posted by piiyb_i_will




well i'm banned on bb.com now. no clue how long


nm, my banned will be lifted on june 2nd @ 8 pm. lulz


who are you on the misc? nm you are brl!


The guilt started that early though, probably from my parents divorce according to psychiatrists, but it has followed me all this time. I never even was bad! Well, almost never. *smile* When I was though, OMG! The guilt was overpowering. I guess that's probably why I was a pretty good kid - it indeed kept me on the straight and narrow...for quite a long time.


Help, mom found fleshlight!

****! i left it behind the trash can in my room after using it. i usually clean it out, but i was in a hurry for a party. came home 2 days later and it ends up on my desk with a handwritten note from my mom. "you and i need to talk..." i mean it's one thing if she found it, but it still had my semen residue in it. i'm pretty good kid and have never been caught doing shit like this. i can't face my mom now and am thinking about going on a raping and then go on a high speed chase on the freeway onto oncoming traffic.

i think the story in that thread got me banned
 
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my beagle was sitting on my lap and i went to reposition him because he was sliding off... anyway... hands moved, dog squirmed and my finger slipped in somewhere it was not supposed to (just one knuckle btw...) and yes... my finger came out covered in shit...

anyway... i just spent a long time trying to wash the shit off my finger... it was really tough to get it out from under and around my finger nail...

now my finger still smells (The smell hasnt gone away even after all the washing) and my dog wont make eye contact with me...
 
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So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.
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Originally posted by hoshdude7
So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/ <-- search for mr angry
 
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by hoshdude7

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<-- search for mr angry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<-- search for mr angry
 
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Originally posted by piiyb_i_will
Originally posted by thegenerel

Originally posted by hoshdude7


So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--search for mr angry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--search for mr angry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--search for mr angry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.
 
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by piiyb_i_will

Originally posted by thegenerel


Originally posted by hoshdude7



So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchfor mr angry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchfor mr angry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchfor mr angry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie

 
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Originally posted by piiyb_i_will
Originally posted by thegenerel

Originally posted by piiyb_i_will


Originally posted by thegenerel



Originally posted by hoshdude7




So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformr angry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformr angry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformr angry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie





---------- Original message ----------
From: piiyb_i_will
Date: May 30, 2008 20:24:56
Subject: Re: bb.com
To: thegenerel

banned for posting 'troll' stories, rofl!

---------- Original message ----------
From: thegenerel
Date: May 30, 2008 18:58:17
Subject: bb.com
To: piiyb_i_will

what happened?
 
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Originally posted by thegenerel


Originally posted by piiyb_i_will



Originally posted by thegenerel




Originally posted by hoshdude7





So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie





---------- Original message ----------
From: piiyb_i_will
Date: May 30, 2008 20:24:56
Subject: Re: bb.com
To: thegenerel

banned for posting 'troll' stories, rofl!

---------- Original message ----------
From: thegenerel
Date: May 30, 2008 18:58:17
Subject: bb.com
To: piiyb_i_will

what happened?


When I got back from my football game my mother sat me down and told me the bad news. His wife found him laying dead in front of the refrigerator with blood spilled out of his nose.

I guess all I can ask is for you guys to keep his family and wife in your prayers.

(no homo)
 
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Originally posted by thegenerel





Originally posted by hoshdude7






So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie





---------- Original message ----------
From: piiyb_i_will
Date: May 30, 2008 20:24:56
Subject: Re: bb.com
To: thegenerel

banned for posting 'troll' stories, rofl!

---------- Original message ----------
From: thegenerel
Date: May 30, 2008 18:58:17
Subject: bb.com
To: piiyb_i_will

what happened?


When I got back from my football game my mother sat me down and told me the bad news. His wife found him laying dead in front of the refrigerator with blood spilled out of his nose.

I guess all I can ask is for you guys to keep his family and wife in your prayers.

(no homo)

i know i was being really dumb for doing this, so don't bother telling me i was. anyway, my college class had a project due last wednesday that is worth 20% of our grade. i didn't finish it by then, so i didn't go to class, thinking i could come up with a good excuse (despite the teacher previously saying that he won't accept late papers). so i finished my project and today i told him that my diabetic sister got delirious that morning from not eating properly for a while, so i had to call an ambulance to take her to the emergency room. i didn't think he'd ask for proof because he hasn't done that to people in the past, but he did this time. he wanted me to bring documentation along with my project for the next class, and he'd take it without penalty then. he said the hospital would provide it if she asked. i've been doing a great job in class thus far, and i know my project would earn me a good grade. i procrastinated, and i truly regret it. because this hospital situation never actually happened, i don't know what to do. i can't admit that i was making it up because he said he doesn't trust the class in general after someone stole another student's work. the project is worth so much and i really need to earn a good grade. any ideas?

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Originally posted by thegenerel

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Originally posted by piiyb_i_will





Originally posted by thegenerel






Originally posted by hoshdude7







So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie





---------- Original message ----------
From: piiyb_i_will
Date: May 30, 2008 20:24:56
Subject: Re: bb.com
To: thegenerel

banned for posting 'troll' stories, rofl!

---------- Original message ----------
From: thegenerel
Date: May 30, 2008 18:58:17
Subject: bb.com
To: piiyb_i_will

what happened?


When I got back from my football game my mother sat me down and told me the bad news. His wife found him laying dead in front of the refrigerator with blood spilled out of his nose.

I guess all I can ask is for you guys to keep his family and wife in your prayers.

(no homo)

i know i was being really dumb for doing this, so don't bother telling me i was. anyway, my college class had a project due last wednesday that is worth 20% of our grade. i didn't finish it by then, so i didn't go to class, thinking i could come up with a good excuse (despite the teacher previously saying that he won't accept late papers). so i finished my project and today i told him that my diabetic sister got delirious that morning from not eating properly for a while, so i had to call an ambulance to take her to the emergency room. i didn't think he'd ask for proof because he hasn't done that to people in the past, but he did this time. he wanted me to bring documentation along with my project for the next class, and he'd take it without penalty then. he said the hospital would provide it if she asked. i've been doing a great job in class thus far, and i know my project would earn me a good grade. i procrastinated, and i truly regret it. because this hospital situation never actually happened, i don't know what to do. i can't admit that i was making it up because he said he doesn't trust the class in general after someone stole another student's work. the project is worth so much and i really need to earn a good grade. any ideas?



kill the bitch


Ive been having problems with people too. i left it behind the trash can in my room after using it. i usually clean it out, but i was in a hurry for a party. came home 2 days later and it ends up on my desk with a handwritten note from my mom. "you and i need to talk..." i mean it's one thing if she found it, but it still had my semen residue in it. i'm pretty good kid and have never been caught doing shit like this. i can't face my mom now and am thinking about going on a raping and then go on a high speed chase on the freeway onto oncoming traffic.
Last edited May 30, 2008 21:21:09
 
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Originally posted by thegenerel





Originally posted by piiyb_i_will






Originally posted by thegenerel







Originally posted by hoshdude7








So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie





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From: piiyb_i_will
Date: May 30, 2008 20:24:56
Subject: Re: bb.com
To: thegenerel

banned for posting 'troll' stories, rofl!

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From: thegenerel
Date: May 30, 2008 18:58:17
Subject: bb.com
To: piiyb_i_will

what happened?


When I got back from my football game my mother sat me down and told me the bad news. His wife found him laying dead in front of the refrigerator with blood spilled out of his nose.

I guess all I can ask is for you guys to keep his family and wife in your prayers.

(no homo)

i know i was being really dumb for doing this, so don't bother telling me i was. anyway, my college class had a project due last wednesday that is worth 20% of our grade. i didn't finish it by then, so i didn't go to class, thinking i could come up with a good excuse (despite the teacher previously saying that he won't accept late papers). so i finished my project and today i told him that my diabetic sister got delirious that morning from not eating properly for a while, so i had to call an ambulance to take her to the emergency room. i didn't think he'd ask for proof because he hasn't done that to people in the past, but he did this time. he wanted me to bring documentation along with my project for the next class, and he'd take it without penalty then. he said the hospital would provide it if she asked. i've been doing a great job in class thus far, and i know my project would earn me a good grade. i procrastinated, and i truly regret it. because this hospital situation never actually happened, i don't know what to do. i can't admit that i was making it up because he said he doesn't trust the class in general after someone stole another student's work. the project is worth so much and i really need to earn a good grade. any ideas?



kill the bitch


Ive been having problems with people too. i left it behind the trash can in my room after using it. i usually clean it out, but i was in a hurry for a party. came home 2 days later and it ends up on my desk with a handwritten note from my mom. "you and i need to talk..." i mean it's one thing if she found it, but it still had my semen residue in it. i'm pretty good kid and have never been caught doing shit like this. i can't face my mom now and am thinking about going on a raping and then go on a high speed chase on the freeway onto oncoming traffic.


im pretty sure i already used the fleshlight story. if so = fail.

I fukking hate those trainwreck kids (serious)
Me and a couple guys decided to take my boating road trip today. My two friends decide to invite this trainwreck kid, that kid that is going nowhere in life and that people hang out cuz u know there gonna do something stupid

So before we put the boat out we decide to burn some shit in a fire, This fukking retard decides to take a coke bottle and fill it with gas and throw it in the fire while we're all standing around it. We ask him whats in the bottle and hes like "wha?" I yank his fukking earbuds out and he says "oh its some gas". So me and my two other friends run from the fire, we look back this fukker is poking it with a stick "trying to get it under the fire."

We're yelling "get back" like we think hes about to die, he has head bentover the fire and he says "what" just then the bottle burns through and the gas explodes. He got singed pretty good and then he tells us that if we hadn't distracted him he wouldn't have gotten singed.

Then he decides to get beligerantly drunk, walking in to stores making a fool of himself mooning people

Then on the way back we stop to get gas, I ask him if hes got money hes says "no I spent it on smokes" I look back hes drinking my fukking beer

I fukking get pull him out of the car and start throttling him

And yes, very fukking mad

Cliffs:
go boating
kid puts bottle of gas in the fire while we are around it
yell at him as if he were about to die to get away
get singed
spends gas money on cigs
drinks my beer
I throttle him
yes fukking angry
 
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So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie





---------- Original message ----------
From: piiyb_i_will
Date: May 30, 2008 20:24:56
Subject: Re: bb.com
To: thegenerel

banned for posting 'troll' stories, rofl!

---------- Original message ----------
From: thegenerel
Date: May 30, 2008 18:58:17
Subject: bb.com
To: piiyb_i_will

what happened?


When I got back from my football game my mother sat me down and told me the bad news. His wife found him laying dead in front of the refrigerator with blood spilled out of his nose.

I guess all I can ask is for you guys to keep his family and wife in your prayers.

(no homo)

i know i was being really dumb for doing this, so don't bother telling me i was. anyway, my college class had a project due last wednesday that is worth 20% of our grade. i didn't finish it by then, so i didn't go to class, thinking i could come up with a good excuse (despite the teacher previously saying that he won't accept late papers). so i finished my project and today i told him that my diabetic sister got delirious that morning from not eating properly for a while, so i had to call an ambulance to take her to the emergency room. i didn't think he'd ask for proof because he hasn't done that to people in the past, but he did this time. he wanted me to bring documentation along with my project for the next class, and he'd take it without penalty then. he said the hospital would provide it if she asked. i've been doing a great job in class thus far, and i know my project would earn me a good grade. i procrastinated, and i truly regret it. because this hospital situation never actually happened, i don't know what to do. i can't admit that i was making it up because he said he doesn't trust the class in general after someone stole another student's work. the project is worth so much and i really need to earn a good grade. any ideas?



kill the bitch


Ive been having problems with people too. i left it behind the trash can in my room after using it. i usually clean it out, but i was in a hurry for a party. came home 2 days later and it ends up on my desk with a handwritten note from my mom. "you and i need to talk..." i mean it's one thing if she found it, but it still had my semen residue in it. i'm pretty good kid and have never been caught doing shit like this. i can't face my mom now and am thinking about going on a raping and then go on a high speed chase on the freeway onto oncoming traffic.

gjfm [good job fail man]

Naked Yoga classes are not sex parties or orgies. However, it wouldn't be accurate to characterize them as "non–sexual." For most gay and bisexual men, it's sexy to be naked in a room with a bunch of (often very attractive) naked men. If you attend a class, you are likely see erections—sometimes quite a few erections—perhaps even your own!

Sometimes the touch of another male can be arousing, particularly during our intimate partner positions. Sometimes the mere sight of other naked men generates sexual feelings. Some participants never get erections. Others get one or several erections during the course of a class. Others are hard for virtually the whole time they're here. Hard or soft, feeling sexual or not, participants just continue following the instructor's directions and enjoying the class.


jay is going to have a lot of catching up to do when he gets here
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Originally posted by hoshdude7









So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.


that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry


did you know im friends with that dood?

that's funny, because that is the one and only mr angry

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=81101

http://miscipedia.net/<--searchformrangry

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

I didn't know that. in real life?

but i fount out just yesterday when my homie was on his way home because he takes the buss home well once he got off the buss some foos from IMC ran up behind hem and sead fuck RL and the homie was like what so he socked the fuck out of hem that one fool got laid out on the floor so then my homie started calling out that other foo there that was from IMC but he was being a lil pussy and shit so he waited till his homie got back up from the floor then after that they both jumped my homie and then another one of there homies jumped in so it was 3 aginst one now thats some fucked up shit so just today at break we all got ready so we walked up to the IMC table and told them fuck them and all and we were about to get down with them till all the propters came and told us to leave so now we are planning on jumpping them on the way to 6th period cuz some of the homies walk past them so we are going to catch one of them slipping so we can get pay back for what they did to the homie





---------- Original message ----------
From: piiyb_i_will
Date: May 30, 2008 20:24:56
Subject: Re: bb.com
To: thegenerel

banned for posting 'troll' stories, rofl!

---------- Original message ----------
From: thegenerel
Date: May 30, 2008 18:58:17
Subject: bb.com
To: piiyb_i_will

what happened?


When I got back from my football game my mother sat me down and told me the bad news. His wife found him laying dead in front of the refrigerator with blood spilled out of his nose.

I guess all I can ask is for you guys to keep his family and wife in your prayers.

(no homo)

i know i was being really dumb for doing this, so don't bother telling me i was. anyway, my college class had a project due last wednesday that is worth 20% of our grade. i didn't finish it by then, so i didn't go to class, thinking i could come up with a good excuse (despite the teacher previously saying that he won't accept late papers). so i finished my project and today i told him that my diabetic sister got delirious that morning from not eating properly for a while, so i had to call an ambulance to take her to the emergency room. i didn't think he'd ask for proof because he hasn't done that to people in the past, but he did this time. he wanted me to bring documentation along with my project for the next class, and he'd take it without penalty then. he said the hospital would provide it if she asked. i've been doing a great job in class thus far, and i know my project would earn me a good grade. i procrastinated, and i truly regret it. because this hospital situation never actually happened, i don't know what to do. i can't admit that i was making it up because he said he doesn't trust the class in general after someone stole another student's work. the project is worth so much and i really need to earn a good grade. any ideas?



kill the bitch


Ive been having problems with people too. i left it behind the trash can in my room after using it. i usually clean it out, but i was in a hurry for a party. came home 2 days later and it ends up on my desk with a handwritten note from my mom. "you and i need to talk..." i mean it's one thing if she found it, but it still had my semen residue in it. i'm pretty good kid and have never been caught doing shit like this. i can't face my mom now and am thinking about going on a raping and then go on a high speed chase on the freeway onto oncoming traffic.

gjfm [good job fail man]

Naked Yoga classes are not sex parties or orgies. However, it wouldn't be accurate to characterize them as "non–sexual." For most gay and bisexual men, it's sexy to be naked in a room with a bunch of (often very attractive) naked men. If you attend a class, you are likely see erections—sometimes quite a few erections—perhaps even your own!

Sometimes the touch of another male can be arousing, particularly during our intimate partner positions. Sometimes the mere sight of other naked men generates sexual feelings. Some participants never get erections. Others get one or several erections during the course of a class. Others are hard for virtually the whole time they're here. Hard or soft, feeling sexual or not, participants just continue following the instructor's directions and enjoying the class.


jay is going to have a lot of catching up to do when he gets here


The VP of the company I work for is gay and he's been hitting on me for months now
He knows I am not gay but he keeps doing me favors. Should I use him for money? I am not going to let him touch me but I can ask him to buy me stuff and I am pretty sure he will. He brings me coffee every other morning. Since when does one of the highest executives in a corporation buy an IT guy his coffee every time he gets a chance? Unheard of.

He comments on my muscle every time he sees me and tells how good I look. He gives me that look, lol. I am literally laughing inside at the poor guy.
 
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