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Originally posted by AMIRITE
So whos in for teh buttsecks?

It was memorial day and I was going to hang out with a friend of mine. I hadn't seen him all semester, last week he was in Costa Rica and next week he was going to California for military training.

Anyways I go over to his house, and he immediately surprises me with good news. When he got back from Costa Rica he had told me about how he went to a whore house which cost $35 per hour and an additional $45 for anal. Well, he told me the girl he was with was in town visiting a friend and he invited her over. He told her I'd be a willing customer. Which I was. Now I was excited. I knew it was illegal, but hell this was an emergency.

So the two of them come over, we hang out and talk for a while the four of us. Drink some beer and watch a movie, when my friend gives me the nod and the girl nods back to me and points to the stairs. Now I'm really excited. I run up the stairs all giddy and shit, looking like a dumbass probably but I didn't really care. She comes up after me laughing hysterically and says "You sure are in a hurry." I sort of nod in agreement, because now I'm feeling anxious and start to sweat, not really knowing what to expect. She turns around to reach for a condom on the counter behind her when I immediately take all of my clothes off, not sure why, but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. I took it off fast. So she turns around and sees me naked and this is where things turned odd.

She immediately gags and throws up, losing her balance and falling to the floor. She stands up again gagging and looks at me again, at which point she decides to jump out the window. I go over to the window and look out and see her lying on the floor motionless. Confused, my first thought was wondering if she was coming back. She stands up and starts running away yelling "Bloody Mary!", and I'm just thinking what the hell man?

At this point I'm kind of angry and annoyed that I lost my chance until I realize something. As she was falling out the window and her legs went up into the air I got to see up her skirt and saw her vagina, she wasn't wearing any panties. This was the closest my penis has ever been to a vagina. I immediately ejaculated.

The End.

Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by AMIRITE

So whos in for teh buttsecks?

It was memorial day and I was going to hang out with a friend of mine. I hadn't seen him all semester, last week he was in Costa Rica and next week he was going to California for military training.

Anyways I go over to his house, and he immediately surprises me with good news. When he got back from Costa Rica he had told me about how he went to a whore house which cost $35 per hour and an additional $45 for anal. Well, he told me the girl he was with was in town visiting a friend and he invited her over. He told her I'd be a willing customer. Which I was. Now I was excited. I knew it was illegal, but hell this was an emergency.

So the two of them come over, we hang out and talk for a while the four of us. Drink some beer and watch a movie, when my friend gives me the nod and the girl nods back to me and points to the stairs. Now I'm really excited. I run up the stairs all giddy and shit, looking like a dumbass probably but I didn't really care. She comes up after me laughing hysterically and says "You sure are in a hurry." I sort of nod in agreement, because now I'm feeling anxious and start to sweat, not really knowing what to expect. She turns around to reach for a condom on the counter behind her when I immediately take all of my clothes off, not sure why, but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. I took it off fast. So she turns around and sees me naked and this is where things turned odd.

She immediately gags and throws up, losing her balance and falling to the floor. She stands up again gagging and looks at me again, at which point she decides to jump out the window. I go over to the window and look out and see her lying on the floor motionless. Confused, my first thought was wondering if she was coming back. She stands up and starts running away yelling "Bloody Mary!", and I'm just thinking what the hell man?

At this point I'm kind of angry and annoyed that I lost my chance until I realize something. As she was falling out the window and her legs went up into the air I got to see up her skirt and saw her vagina, she wasn't wearing any panties. This was the closest my penis has ever been to a vagina. I immediately ejaculated.

The End.

Between Pride and you General, I'm not sure who I enjoy more.

Serial has the best ones.

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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by AMIRITE

So whos in for teh buttsecks?

It was memorial day and I was going to hang out with a friend of mine. I hadn't seen him all semester, last week he was in Costa Rica and next week he was going to California for military training.

Anyways I go over to his house, and he immediately surprises me with good news. When he got back from Costa Rica he had told me about how he went to a whore house which cost $35 per hour and an additional $45 for anal. Well, he told me the girl he was with was in town visiting a friend and he invited her over. He told her I'd be a willing customer. Which I was. Now I was excited. I knew it was illegal, but hell this was an emergency.

So the two of them come over, we hang out and talk for a while the four of us. Drink some beer and watch a movie, when my friend gives me the nod and the girl nods back to me and points to the stairs. Now I'm really excited. I run up the stairs all giddy and shit, looking like a dumbass probably but I didn't really care. She comes up after me laughing hysterically and says "You sure are in a hurry." I sort of nod in agreement, because now I'm feeling anxious and start to sweat, not really knowing what to expect. She turns around to reach for a condom on the counter behind her when I immediately take all of my clothes off, not sure why, but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. I took it off fast. So she turns around and sees me naked and this is where things turned odd.

She immediately gags and throws up, losing her balance and falling to the floor. She stands up again gagging and looks at me again, at which point she decides to jump out the window. I go over to the window and look out and see her lying on the floor motionless. Confused, my first thought was wondering if she was coming back. She stands up and starts running away yelling "Bloody Mary!", and I'm just thinking what the hell man?

At this point I'm kind of angry and annoyed that I lost my chance until I realize something. As she was falling out the window and her legs went up into the air I got to see up her skirt and saw her vagina, she wasn't wearing any panties. This was the closest my penis has ever been to a vagina. I immediately ejaculated.

The End.

So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck sh1t, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n sh1t. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.

Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some sh1t so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot sh1t, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n sh1t, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.


Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some sh1t.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying sh1t with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n sh1t seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.

Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n sh1t but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this sh1t" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o sh1t so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n sh1t.

Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try sh1t again. Im the man of ths house son.

Originally posted by bongbreath


Between Pride and you General, I'm not sure who I enjoy more.



Personally being a psychology major, i find that this guy is lacking some serious fundamentals in the sense that he talks a bit too much about irrevelent things. I believe a previous poster mentioned that his comment was most likley not recreprical of how he felt, and that is also indicative of his response to you after you told him your breasts were fake.
I believe this guy is looking for a good lay, question is what are you looking for? Just remember you always put youself and what you want first, your companion should always be an accessory to an already fulfilling sense of self, not the factor which brings you that value

Originally posted by Devin00
Serial has the best ones.

I cant even begin to understand how children like you choose to be so disrespectful to your elders. When I was growing up, if one of my many brothers or sisters said something cross to my father, they would get a licken right across the face with a corn stock. During the great depression, all was well for our family, we had everything we needed. Of course, it was no paddy walk, we had our daily chores. Up at 4 in the morning, in the bed at 11.

When you unload bales of hay and disperse them amongst the cattle, the yarn that is left over can become quite hazardous to the animals if eatin, so we would have to go and pick them up, now this might now seem like nothin, but if you have ever unloaded hay you know that you do a lot of em, so for every bail of hay that we unloaded, we had to pick up the yarn. We usually saved the yarn pickin up for after we unload all the hay, it just made more sense that way.

Time consumtion was of no shortage, but we didnt mind we had all day. Plus just being able to help dad with the farm was reward enough for me, but maggie and sue had other plans, you would often find them wonderin around playin games, id have to go over there and whip them with a pipe to make em work again.

Milkin cows was something i enjoyed, not because it was fun, but because it was something i was good at. I wasnt good at a lot of things, but i was good at milkin cows so i decided that was one of my favorite activities. When i was young i had often dreamed of becoming a professional milker, but they got machines for that now so now i just sit. and chew.

Originally posted by serialced
Originally posted by Devin00

Serial has the best ones.

I cant even begin to understand how children like you choose to be so disrespectful to your elders. When I was growing up, if one of my many brothers or sisters said something cross to my father, they would get a licken right across the face with a corn stock. During the great depression, all was well for our family, we had everything we needed. Of course, it was no paddy walk, we had our daily chores. Up at 4 in the morning, in the bed at 11.

When you unload bales of hay and disperse them amongst the cattle, the yarn that is left over can become quite hazardous to the animals if eatin, so we would have to go and pick them up, now this might now seem like nothin, but if you have ever unloaded hay you know that you do a lot of em, so for every bail of hay that we unloaded, we had to pick up the yarn. We usually saved the yarn pickin up for after we unload all the hay, it just made more sense that way.

Time consumtion was of no shortage, but we didnt mind we had all day. Plus just being able to help dad with the farm was reward enough for me, but maggie and sue had other plans, you would often find them wonderin around playin games, id have to go over there and whip them with a pipe to make em work again.

Milkin cows was something i enjoyed, not because it was fun, but because it was something i was good at. I wasnt good at a lot of things, but i was good at milkin cows so i decided that was one of my favorite activities. When i was young i had often dreamed of becoming a professional milker, but they got machines for that now so now i just sit. and chew.

Call me stupid but whats "fingering"

i dont wanna look like a doushe in front of my homies and ask em, so what is it to finger a grl. please any and all help is wanted. thanks a lot =]

cliffs?