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jtp06
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its easy to have low salaries when the owner has 30 players on the team...
 
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Originally posted by jtp06
its easy to have low salaries when the owner has 30 players on the team...


...and...your point being? I've heard this over and over from you and you still haven't made anything close to a valid point. So our owner chooses to spend some of his own money to create "30" players and wants most of them to play on the team that he owns. Is there anything illegal or immoral about this? You just continue to make these vague statements. Please explain yourself as you're obviously incinuating that there is something wrong with what our owner is doing.
 
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Originally posted by janderson182
Hmmm...counter-offer: 0%

What do you say?


We will gladly accept your counter-offer of 0% on profits from foam finger sales on the condition that you supply us with one 1967 Volkswagen Bus, in working condition of course, that will assist us in the removal of all the toilet paper currently located within your stadiums walls.
 
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Originally posted by BeerRun
Originally posted by janderson182

Hmmm...counter-offer: 0%

What do you say?


We will gladly accept your counter-offer of 0% on profits from foam finger sales on the condition that you supply us with one 1967 Volkswagen Bus, in working condition of course, that will assist us in the removal of all the toilet paper currently located within your stadiums walls.


We will supply said Volkswagen Bus, but you shall be responsible for providing the required gas and tires as these will not be provided. In addition, you shall provide us wiiiiiiith....A SHRUBBARY!!!
 
jtp06
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my point is your team forum must be really fun... and i wish my owner spent $200+ so that our team would be good... o wait we are good so good luck getting playing time behind your owners players and have fun losing to the Grand Cru!
 
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thats bullshit. you cant throw a shrubbary into negotiations. i have followed this closely, and you better believe i am going to be talking to bort...
 
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Shrubs are viable negotiation tactics. Herrings and saltpork are not.
 
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what type of tom foolery are you trying to pull here? Saltpork, a close and decent relative to bacon, is a deal clincher in most "normal" societies. I don't know what you guys do on your spare time, but this insanity must stop...
 
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You have almost offended my dead grandmother's honor!
The only way this almost offense can be resolved is through a night of watching women in bikinis wrestling in jello.
Failure to comply will result in my retarded pet bear sucking his thumb at you.
 
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jello but no bikini and this custom can be observed. I would also like to offer a keg of schnitzel and a plate of beer out of respect and can only hope this is enough for you to turn a blind eye to my offense...

As for the bear, I ask that he refrain from "relations" with my cat. The kittens from the last batch, while cute, have destroyed my stuffed salmon...
 
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YOU HAVE A STUFFED SALMON!

You know of course, this means war.

Ok that was a fun little war, now I need to go talk with Binky the half marmot about how to cure cancer.
 
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Originally posted by Big McLargehuge
YOU HAVE A STUFFED SALMON!

You know of course, this means war.

Ok that was a fun little war, now I need to go talk with Binky the half marmot about how to cure cancer.


Had a stuffed salmon...
I believe you to be nihilist. anyone who associates with a Marmot is most definitely a nihilist...
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marmots aren't nihilists, more anarcho-capitalists.
 
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Originally posted by jtp06
my point is your team forum must be really fun... and i wish my owner spent $200+ so that our team would be good... o wait we are good so good luck getting playing time behind your owners players and have fun losing to the Grand Cru!


actually, many of the owner's players are backups to lower level starters. not during the playoffs of course.

and the team forum is pretty lively.
 
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Originally posted by BuckNasty11
Originally posted by jtp06

my point is your team forum must be really fun... and i wish my owner spent $200+ so that our team would be good... o wait we are good so good luck getting playing time behind your owners players and have fun losing to the Grand Cru!


actually, many of the owner's players are backups to lower level starters. not during the playoffs of course.

and the team forum is pretty lively.



please do not spam this thread with these matters while we are having serious negotiations...
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