Warrior General Games

Originally posted by serialced
Originally posted by Devin00

Originally posted by thegenerel


actually, he is a fat middle aged man.

doesn't mean he don't have the mentality of a 16 year old

you know what i cant ****ing stand? can you guess? come on, just try....ok give up? WALMART!! seriously, ive never been to any place that had as many fatasses as walmart...and these are not your typical fatasses..these are the fatasses that make fatasses look skinny....seriously i cant stand the ****in place, because everybody is breathing so ****ing hard i cant even concentrate on where im going.....and its not exactly pleasing to the eye if u know what i mean....sagging titties everywhere...id seriously rather cut off my balls and use them in a protein shake then walk into walmart again...i suppose walmart is ok as a store, its just the ppl who shop there that piss me off the most....****ing disgusting...worst experience EVER


You know, I am really glad that you brought that up. Cause it affects me all the same. You see, I used to let the little things bog me down. But you gotta push through it without turning back. I was once like you, then I found Tony Robbins, and he changed my life forever! He can change yours too!

What's more, you gotta eat right and exercise regularly, and that will keep your spirits up!

Are you aware the other night me and my posse was rollin through the strip hopping around the bars. The place was crowded like **** so finding a parking spot was a huge bitch. I wasn't gonna pay no bullshit 10 dollar parking at one of those bullshit parkjobs so we searched for a free spot. As we are looking for a spot we see this ****ing guy parked in the middle of 2 spots. What a ****nut so I said **** this watch this guys. This numnut left his sunroof opened up just enough for me to pinch a loaf off into his car.

I already had been holding in a dump for 30 minutes so this boy was ripe and ready to come out. I pressed my cheeks to the opening and pushed that baby out. It landed right in his cupholder lol. Have fun cleaning that one out asswad, hope it steamed up nice for ya. Anyway I got back in the car and we rolled around for another 10 mins til we finally found a spot.

We went into this bar and literally 2 mins after one of my boys got kicked out for trying to use a counterfeit 20 dollar bill. Idiot. Anyways me and my 2 other boys went in and scoped out the playing field. After 10 mins my 2 boys found sluts and were talking with them outside, the place was getting ****ing packed. I said **** this I'm banging a drunk bitch tonight. I looked for the drunkest girl in the place and went up to her. We started smallchat and then her bf came back from the bathroom. I yelled out a **** and said peace to the bitch but of course this guy has to be all macho and shit.

This ****er gets in my face and starts accusing me of flirting with his girl. I told him I was just talking to her but this ****head doesnt stop. Finally I said his girl prolly couldnt handle me cause she was used to pussies like him and I walked out of the joint. I knew that pussy wouldnt do shit. Anyways we were getting ready to hit up another bar and that ****head shows up outside with some other piece of crap this time. This bitch needed another dude to act all tough. Anyway he gets in my face again and I start laughing at the dude. He ****ing punches me in the stomach. He got me good, the wind was knocked clear out of me. I'm hunched over trying to regain my composure and that ****nut is just laughing.

What a dumbass, anyways I get my composure back and tell him he punches like a ***. He bullrushes me and I put my knee up and catch him square in the face. Lights out mother****er. His *** bro comes over and lunges in and swings and I dodge it. I lock up that mother****er and manage to put him in a headlock. I choke him out almost til hes unconscious and then let my grip go. As that ****er is gasping for air and his bud is laying unconscious on the pavement I grab my buds and we go off to other places. Pieces of shit.

I sea whats going on here.

Originally posted by WS_Sicks
I sea whats going on here.

major pwnage

just seen our private dik.

oh hai dere, he seems legit brahs

Originally posted by thegenerel
Are you aware the other night me and my posse was rollin through the strip hopping around the bars. The place was crowded like **** so finding a parking spot was a huge bitch. I wasn't gonna pay no bullshit 10 dollar parking at one of those bullshit parkjobs so we searched for a free spot. As we are looking for a spot we see this ****ing guy parked in the middle of 2 spots. What a ****nut so I said **** this watch this guys. This numnut left his sunroof opened up just enough for me to pinch a loaf off into his car.

I already had been holding in a dump for 30 minutes so this boy was ripe and ready to come out. I pressed my cheeks to the opening and pushed that baby out. It landed right in his cupholder lol. Have fun cleaning that one out asswad, hope it steamed up nice for ya. Anyway I got back in the car and we rolled around for another 10 mins til we finally found a spot.

We went into this bar and literally 2 mins after one of my boys got kicked out for trying to use a counterfeit 20 dollar bill. Idiot. Anyways me and my 2 other boys went in and scoped out the playing field. After 10 mins my 2 boys found sluts and were talking with them outside, the place was getting ****ing packed. I said **** this I'm banging a drunk bitch tonight. I looked for the drunkest girl in the place and went up to her. We started smallchat and then her bf came back from the bathroom. I yelled out a **** and said peace to the bitch but of course this guy has to be all macho and shit.

This ****er gets in my face and starts accusing me of flirting with his girl. I told him I was just talking to her but this ****head doesnt stop. Finally I said his girl prolly couldnt handle me cause she was used to pussies like him and I walked out of the joint. I knew that pussy wouldnt do shit. Anyways we were getting ready to hit up another bar and that ****head shows up outside with some other piece of crap this time. This bitch needed another dude to act all tough. Anyway he gets in my face again and I start laughing at the dude. He ****ing punches me in the stomach. He got me good, the wind was knocked clear out of me. I'm hunched over trying to regain my composure and that ****nut is just laughing.

What a dumbass, anyways I get my composure back and tell him he punches like a ***. He bullrushes me and I put my knee up and catch him square in the face. Lights out mother****er. His *** bro comes over and lunges in and swings and I dodge it. I lock up that mother****er and manage to put him in a headlock. I choke him out almost til hes unconscious and then let my grip go. As that ****er is gasping for air and his bud is laying unconscious on the pavement I grab my buds and we go off to other places. Pieces of shit.

I truly wasn't aware......

Are you aware Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy seperating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures

Originally posted by The Pride United

I truly wasn't aware......

Are you aware Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy seperating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures

thats so funny because whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Originally posted by serialced
Originally posted by The Pride United


I truly wasn't aware......

Are you aware Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy seperating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures

thats so funny because whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

That's a bit strange but cool, its like when.......
I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

LOL!!! if you wanted to know what I looked like, all you had to do was ask!!!! HAHAHA...You think that I am fat?? Kids, if you think that being 5'10" 195 is fat...then you have a rude awakining....



There you guys go...no need to send pm's...I am the guy with the hot wife and beautiful kids. I would have put it up myself, but I don't like to brag. Ummm...yeah...later, I will post the pic of my new Benz....as long as the cat is "out of the bag"...I don't mind showing you guys everything! Question is...will you do the same? I would imagine that most of you have MUCH to hide....

Well girls...I will be on later to check how many of you are not embarrassed to show what you look like....post your links below....

serial that is some funny shit

Originally posted by jayhere5101
LOL!!! if you wanted to know what I looked like, all you had to do was ask!!!! HAHAHA...You think that I am fat?? Kids, if you think that being 5'10" 195 is fat...then you have a rude awakining....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=36057131

There you guys go...no need to send pm's...I am the guy with the hot wife and beautiful kids. I would have put it up myself, but I don't like to brag. Ummm...yeah...later, I will post the pic of my new Benz....as long as the cat is "out of the bag"...I don't mind showing you guys everything! Question is...will you do the same? I would imagine that most of you have MUCH to hide....

Well girls...I will be on later to check how many of you are not embarrassed to show what you look like....post your links below....

you are a complete moron...i cannot believe you just did that.

so is your wife the fattie or the midget w/ the afro?

im a barbie girl in a barbie world. its fantastic, im made of plastic!

http://a206.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_d6874833d6afdf6c731facff083f1e1d.jpg

Originally posted by thegenerel
im a barbie girl in a barbie world. its fantastic, im made of plastic!

http://a206.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_d6874833d6afdf6c731facff083f1e1d.jpg

LOL!!! again..ashamed to show yourself?????? thought so.......

Originally posted by jayhere5101
Originally posted by thegenerel

im a barbie girl in a barbie world. its fantastic, im made of plastic!

http://a206.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_d6874833d6afdf6c731facff083f1e1d.jpg

LOL!!! again..ashamed to show yourself?????? thought so.......

you wouldnt believe it regardless. no point in doing so.

i dont care what garbage you have to spew. keep talking, you cant get your ass kicked behind a keyboard.