I live in Canada... first we load up the sled and shoot out to the fish hut. Then we break out the chainsaw and cut a hole in the 3 feet of ice. When the rising sun comes up we take our frozen carcas out from the heated fish hut and re-break a hole in the ice to drop our dipnets in. When we sober up and realize that we staggered out with one boot on and the other off we pry our frozen sock from the now quickly freezing water amassed around our now bright pink toes. Avoiding shock from setting in we lift the dip net and gaze upon the saddening emptiness and realize.... WTF am I doing dipnet fishing for shrimp in Canada.... we don't even have fucken shrimp. After tossing the stupid net back into the trailer attached to our sled we notice through red bleary eyes that, although we are in the middle of the frozen fuckin tundra.... we are not alone. As alas, a man in a green Minstry of Natural Resources of Ontario jacket, mitts and scarf disembarks his sled and approaches my sorry ass. He doesn't seem to believe my story about fishing for shrimp with a fuckin dipnet. After he arrests me and confiscates my sled, truck and all of my gear for illegally dipnet fishing for trout out of season he offers me my choice of dinner for the evening back in the warm confines of the City jail. The bastard offers me Shrimp Scampi.... my trial for assult causing bodily harm and resisiting arrest comes up next month..... did I mention I fucken hate shrimp now
Oh and to answer Dragons question no I haven't eaten Redfish apparently that's on the menu next week