Ok I'm bored, I'll make some Eastern picks, since we have yet to be represented...
Offense
QB - John Utah, Orlando Pirates
Ok, sure, homer pick...but there really is no argument. 400 yards ahead of any other QB in the league. Sure, he has the Brett Favre tendency to throw into bad situations and get picked...but god damned if he isn't one hell of a gunslinger.
HB - Adrian "AD" Peterson, D.C. Warriors
E. Smith would be an easy pick here, since he is the #1 in yards, and plays on the #1 team in the East. However, I believe AD is the smarter pick, as he is just slightly behind Smith in yards, but has many more TDs, less fumbles, and plays for a lower seeded team. Smith has one of the best O-Line's in the league, while AD has managed to put up those numbers behind a less than stellar supporting cast.
FB - S. Mouth, New York Steel-Heads
Call me old fashioned, but I like my FB to essentially be a mini-lineman in the backfield. This guy blocked for the most prolific running game in the Eastern Conference, and deserves his props for playing an unheralded position.
WR - DR TRAN, Orlando Pirates
Yes, another homer pick, but jesus look at the numbers. 300 yards more than any other WR in the East, and currently leading the league in yardage, and TDs. The only knock against him is 14 drops, however he has the T.O. tendency to drop an easy pass, and then take the next one 80 yards for the score.
WR - Connor King, Minnesota Drillers
Easy pick here. King was a dominant WR last year, and has proven to be a dominant WR this year. If Minnesota was more pass heavy instead of balanced, he could easily be the #1 WR in the league. Has almost as many TDs as TRAN, with 300 fewer yards, and nowhere near the amount of drops.
TE - Daniel Lee, Colorado Storm
Leads all the Eastern TEs in both yards and TDs, as well as having several pancakes to prove he can be a solid blocking end as well.
G - Vladimir Pjotskobitch, Minnesota Drillers
Seriously, is this even a question? This guy has more pancakes than IHOP.
G - Moe Fatness, Colorado Storm
Second leading pancakes by guards. And he's fat.
C - GeturHands Outfromundermybutt, Chicago CBMB Bears
Most pancakes by a center, playing for one of the many Chicago teams. Worst name even, good thing he can block.
T - Rubby Ape, Minnesota Drillers
Easy to see why the Drillers are such a stellar team with the solid O-Line they are sporting here. Rubby Ape leads all tackles in pancakes.
T- Levi Brown III, Pennsylvania Lions
A Bright and shining star on a dull and dim team. Second in pancakes while protecting his QB's blind side.
I'll do Defense later...