Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Dr. Acula
We at MARAWK!!o go for the quality of our gibberish, not the sheer quantity of gibberish that Tusken puts forth. We post only the finest of gibberish. We are the the Champale of gibberish, whereas Tusken is Schlitz. MaRAWK!!o is the Grey Poupon compared to Tusken's Frenchs yellow mustard. We are the Hershey's dark chocolate compared to your inferior, generic brand of chocolate that contains traces of lead, uranium-238 and roaches.

That Season 9 Forum Chmpionship Hat - I am wearing it. And I am likely too sexy for it. You should wish that I had the technical skills to hook up a webcam, so that you could throw up when you see how good that Season 9 Forum Championship Hat looks on me.

You must be out yo mind, lets talk brand............. Tusken Raiders are the prada of GLB why? Because everyone knows the devil wears Prada! We are the dolce & Gabbana to your wranglers. We are diesel, seven of all mankind, true religion, Rock n Republic combined for an expense taste of you can't afford to be around us. We are the VIP room son you guys are chucky Cheese!

I like the Chucky Cheese line - that's a good one. I also like the way your first example was using women's clothing. It's not the weekend yet, sailor.....

You are the 18 and up club to our High-end Strip Club. We are Las Vegas - Tusken is your "Casino Night" at church where all they play is bingo with the 80 year old grandmothers, some of whom left their teeth at home. Tusken is the sprinkler in the yard to MaRAWK!!o's Hawaiian Beaches. We are the tuxedo - Tusken is the jorts. Or, to put it in terms that you might understand better, the skort.

The hat - I wear it.

FYI - this forum is the best, by a freaking mile.

Until, Nefertiti gets the threads locked. But until then, I agree.

If he gets banned again, can he still act as GM?

Only if we're lucky......just saying!!!!

Originally posted by Dr. Acula
I like the Chucky Cheese line - that's a good one. I also like the way your first example was using women's clothing. It's not the weekend yet, sailor.....

You are the 18 and up club to our High-end Strip Club. We are Las Vegas - Tusken is your "Casino Night" at church where all they play is bingo with the 80 year old grandmothers, some of whom left their teeth at home. Tusken is the sprinkler in the yard to MaRAWK!!o's Hawaiian Beaches. We are the tuxedo - Tusken is the jorts. Or, to put it in terms that you might understand better, the skort.

The hat - I wear it.

You guys like the Little Tight burger at hardees, big anuff to to get attention but not heffy anuff to pack a punch. We on the other hand are like the Big Mac, we have been around and still have it our way!

You guys are like the Chris tucker to our jackie chan, yea you get a few laughes but we will still kick that ass!

You guys are like the candles on a cake, yall real hot for a quick minute but sooner or later you get blown out and tossed to the side. We however are the cake, and everyone wants the first piece but we good to the last bite!

Is anybody seeing this? LTD is doing good work here and is working up a sweat, but D-Ac is putting haymaker after haymaker into his grill (LTD's is amalgum, MaRAWK!!o's is all platinum).

LTD: before you start complaining about your chemistry (which is the set your moms bought you in 4th grade, ours is Merck) please tell me how to make a field so I can share with the world what MaRAWK!!o's field looks like.

Here is the African Fever field...

http://www.nflfever2.com/glb/africanfever/African-Fever-Stadium.png

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by Dr. Acula

The hat - I wear it.

You guys like the Little Tight burger at hardees, big anuff to to get attention but not heffy anuff to pack a punch. We on the other hand are like the Big Mac, we have been around and still have it our way!

You guys are like the Chris tucker to our jackie chan, yea you get a few laughes but we will still kick that ass!

You guys are like the candles on a cake, yall real hot for a quick minute but sooner or later you get blown out and tossed to the side. We however are the cake, and everyone wants the first piece but we good to the last bite!



Tusken is the cafeteria lunchlady hairnet that has been worn and discarded along with the other trash. MaRAWK!!o is (And I offer you a choice here):

A) The beer Helmet. Two beers go up top on the helmet, tube goes in your mouth. You'll recognize it when you see it because our teams play the games wearing it. Yes, we drink while we stomp you. It's always nice to celebrate a touchdown with a cold beer or two in the endzone. We get free refills at the open bar we also run during the games....

Q) - The sombrero. I know, you are thinkg "What's so great about the sombrero?". But wait. This is not any sombrero, it is the famous NACHO SOMBRERO! Let me paint a delicious picture for you that you can eat. The sombrero is made of - you guessed it - nacho. Or nachos. I'm not sure if that is plural or not. I'll have to check. The brim is filled with salsa, but not any kind of salsa. This is the best salsa ever. It's made with the best ingredients on earth - tomatoes, onions, cilantro, unicorn tears, leprechauns, left-handed midgets - nothing but top shelf stuff here. And then the very top - scorching hot queso from the center of the earth. And it never cools off or forms that truly revolting "cheese skin" on top either. That stuff is just nasty, y'all. The tassles on the fringe of the sombrero and jalapenos. We actually use these during the games to jab into your eyes and cause serious pain to you. Yes, we cheat. Does that really surprise you?

The hat - I wear it - and it is thirst-quenching and/or delicious!