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Originally posted by crabsack
Originally posted by Awhite

Originally posted by crabsack


Jealousy over our threads is oozing from your post... And also, since you are spending so much time preparing for domination then why post this and waste your time? Seems a little contradictory to me.

No jealousy! Trust me, I have never been jealous of Alpha. Well I take that back, I wish we were in such an easy conference!!!

Bottom line is that Zeta has dominated every Championship since I started this team back in season 3. That's 5-0 over Alpha! The icing on the cake is that every year, Alpha has tones of threads and rankings. They chat all day long on the message boards. I find it hilarious that you all haven't put the two together!

This will be my last post in this thread. I still have a lot of work to do. If I can get past all the Zeta teams, the Championship will be a breeze!!!

Looking forward to a tough game against Blackburn!

This is a freaking message board, if it wasn't for Alpha putting up messages, this forum would about be about as dead as your chances of winning a championship.

Are you serious? You comment on a minor spelling error and then jack up a sentence in the same post! I hope you feel better about yourself now. It's always people with no life that come on here and bash people. Helps you feel like more of a man, because in real life you're nobody!

I truly hope we get you guys in the Championship game! Show you how to put your foot in your mouth!

Originally posted by crabsack

Are you still wasting time in this thread? I thought you said you were too busy... blah, blah, blah. And alpha has tones or TONS of threads and rankings? Go back to 2nd grade and learn how to spell! This is a freaking message board, if it wasn't for Alpha putting up messages, this forum would about be about as dead as your chances of winning a championship. How many times have you zeta boys been begging for someone to post zeta rankings or predictions? Too many to fu**ing count. One more question for you aswipe... how many championships do your manchester devils have? 0, zilch, nada! At least make it to 1 fu**ing championship game before you start claiming any titles because your team has won nothing!


Uh-oh, we got a spell chcker, you can alwayz be all tellin when some busta dont really b havin any biznuss talkin shit when they have to resort to grammatical corrections on the internet to TRY to put someone down. The sad thing is the spell chcekrs usually dont realize how fucking corny they really sound and in fact in their own mind think they sound pretty fucking cool.

Talking about spelling is about as cool as having a name like crabsack.

Then we get to the trophy talk, for someone who talks a lot of shit about trophys, you have one, and its silver. I'm pretty dumb and i have a hard time figuring things out so could you answer this for me?

Which division did the team that has that gold trophy play in?

I'd really like to know because I think the answer to that question might have a lot to do with how your ONE, SILVER trophy from ALPHA is about as cool as spell chkekin and crabsack.

Originally posted by crabsack
Put that icing on your cake aswipe.

Thats what your real dad said to your mom.

Originally posted by odg62
Originally posted by crabsack


Are you still wasting time in this thread? I thought you said you were too busy... blah, blah, blah. And alpha has tones or TONS of threads and rankings? Go back to 2nd grade and learn how to spell! This is a freaking message board, if it wasn't for Alpha putting up messages, this forum would about be about as dead as your chances of winning a championship. How many times have you zeta boys been begging for someone to post zeta rankings or predictions? Too many to fu**ing count. One more question for you aswipe... how many championships do your manchester devils have? 0, zilch, nada! At least make it to 1 fu**ing championship game before you start claiming any titles because your team has won nothing!


Uh-oh, we got a spell chcker, you can alwayz be all tellin when some busta dont really b havin any biznuss talkin shit when they have to resort to grammatical corrections on the internet to TRY to put someone down. The sad thing is the spell chcekrs usually dont realize how fucking corny they really sound and in fact in their own mind think they sound pretty fucking cool.

Talking about spelling is about as cool as having a name like crabsack.

Then we get to the trophy talk, for someone who talks a lot of shit about trophys, you have one, and its silver. I'm pretty dumb and i have a hard time figuring things out so could you answer this for me?

Which division did the team that has that gold trophy play in?

I'd really like to know because I think the answer to that question might have a lot to do with how your ONE, SILVER trophy from ALPHA is about as cool as spell chkekin and crabsack.

Originally posted by crabsack

Put that icing on your cake aswipe.

Thats what your real dad said to your mom.










Who are you, aswipe's boyfriend? Go home and play with your dolls boy

Originally posted by Awhite
Originally posted by crabsack

Originally posted by Awhite


Originally posted by crabsack



Jealousy over our threads is oozing from your post... And also, since you are spending so much time preparing for domination then why post this and waste your time? Seems a little contradictory to me.

No jealousy! Trust me, I have never been jealous of Alpha. Well I take that back, I wish we were in such an easy conference!!!

Bottom line is that Zeta has dominated every Championship since I started this team back in season 3. That's 5-0 over Alpha! The icing on the cake is that every year, Alpha has tones of threads and rankings. They chat all day long on the message boards. I find it hilarious that you all haven't put the two together!

This will be my last post in this thread. I still have a lot of work to do. If I can get past all the Zeta teams, the Championship will be a breeze!!!

Looking forward to a tough game against Blackburn!

This is a freaking message board, if it wasn't for Alpha putting up messages, this forum would about be about as dead as your chances of winning a championship.

Are you serious? You comment on a minor spelling error and then jack up a sentence in the same post! I hope you feel better about yourself now. It's always people with no life that come on here and bash people. Helps you feel like more of a man, because in real life you're nobody!

I truly hope we get you guys in the Championship game! Show you how to put your foot in your mouth!


You are the one who started bashing a whole conference. It's funny how everyone in zeta claims a championship every year. When in fact, there are only a couple of teams in zeta with room to talk about championships. I would not have said anything in this thread if the Legion or the Hippos would have started this. They are the teams that have made zeta, not the Devils. So before you start talking about who's a nobody, take a long look in the mirror.... and then go play with your dolls over at odg62 house!

Originally posted by crabsack
Originally posted by Awhite

Originally posted by crabsack


Originally posted by Awhite



Originally posted by crabsack




Jealousy over our threads is oozing from your post... And also, since you are spending so much time preparing for domination then why post this and waste your time? Seems a little contradictory to me.

No jealousy! Trust me, I have never been jealous of Alpha. Well I take that back, I wish we were in such an easy conference!!!

Bottom line is that Zeta has dominated every Championship since I started this team back in season 3. That's 5-0 over Alpha! The icing on the cake is that every year, Alpha has tones of threads and rankings. They chat all day long on the message boards. I find it hilarious that you all haven't put the two together!

This will be my last post in this thread. I still have a lot of work to do. If I can get past all the Zeta teams, the Championship will be a breeze!!!

Looking forward to a tough game against Blackburn!

This is a freaking message board, if it wasn't for Alpha putting up messages, this forum would about be about as dead as your chances of winning a championship.

Are you serious? You comment on a minor spelling error and then jack up a sentence in the same post! I hope you feel better about yourself now. It's always people with no life that come on here and bash people. Helps you feel like more of a man, because in real life you're nobody!

I truly hope we get you guys in the Championship game! Show you how to put your foot in your mouth!


You are the one who started bashing a whole conference. It's funny how everyone in zeta claims a championship every year. When in fact, there are only a couple of teams in zeta with room to talk about championships. I would not have said anything in this thread if the Legion or the Hippos would have started this. They are the teams that have made zeta, not the Devils. So before you start talking about who's a nobody, take a long look in the mirror.... and then go play with your dolls over at odg62 house!

You're right. I shouldn't say anything. My team has only played in the toughest conference and has made the playoffs every year. You have a shinny silver trophy in a weak conference and therefore everyone should listen to you.

I'll tell you what....let's see how the rest of the playoffs pan out and then you and I can reconvene here!

I honestly don't care what anyone in Zeta does or how many wins or whatever. I don't get how you guys can never post in the league forum, then bash those of us that do.

I go back to my original point. You'd rather we all did like Zeta and no one posted in here? That makes no sense.
But by all means stop posting. You won't be missed.

Ok

Let me see if I got this correct:

1. All the teams in Zeta were hand picked by Bort because that is where the /elite/ teams go.

2. All the teams in Zeta would be undefeated if they were in Alpha and would only lose in the Championship game to Zeta, which it has no control over because of #1.

3. Losing does not matter so long as you're in Zeta conference, because getting your ass kicked doesn't mean anything so long as it didn't happen to an Alpha team.

4. Being in Zeta means you have to be a groupie slurp slurp jock dangler to the rest of the Zeta teams regardless of your own team's successes and failures.

5. Being in Zeta makes you a winner despite your wins and losses.

6. The grass is greener over at Zeta. They water their lawn. In Alpha conference, anything green gets rolled up and smoked.

I HAZ ZETA ENVY!!!!!!!!

What will happen to the jock danglers when you move up or down?
ZOMG what will happen if you don't get in Zeta conference? Will you have to get that /Zeta Conf Penis is Bigger/ tramp stamp removed by laser? Will you put all your /Zeta Chicks do it better/ T-shirts in storage?

OH NOEZ! I R NOT IN TEH ZETAZ NE MOAR!!! TIME TO E4T A BULLET!!!!!!!!! WHY BORT!!???!! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

lol

yeah Alpha cracks me up too. to borrow from broken lizard:
Alpha shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Zeta shenanigans are cruel and tragic! Which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
EVIL SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Slipknaught
Ok

Let me see if I got this correct:

1. All the teams in Zeta were hand picked by Bort because that is where the /elite/ teams go.

2. All the teams in Zeta would be undefeated if they were in Alpha and would only lose in the Championship game to Zeta, which it has no control over because of #1.

3. Losing does not matter so long as you're in Zeta conference, because getting your ass kicked doesn't mean anything so long as it didn't happen to an Alpha team.

4. Being in Zeta means you have to be a groupie slurp slurp jock dangler to the rest of the Zeta teams regardless of your own team's successes and failures.

5. Being in Zeta makes you a winner despite your wins and losses.

6. The grass is greener over at Zeta. They water their lawn. In Alpha conference, anything green gets rolled up and smoked.

I HAZ ZETA ENVY!!!!!!!!

What will happen to the jock danglers when you move up or down?
ZOMG what will happen if you don't get in Zeta conference? Will you have to get that /Zeta Conf Penis is Bigger/ tramp stamp removed by laser? Will you put all your /Zeta Chicks do it better/ T-shirts in storage?

OH NOEZ! I R NOT IN TEH ZETAZ NE MOAR!!! TIME TO E4T A BULLET!!!!!!!!! WHY BORT!!???!! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

lol

yeah Alpha cracks me up too. to borrow from broken lizard:
Alpha shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Zeta shenanigans are cruel and tragic! Which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
EVIL SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dangle
dangle
dangle

I like you. Pretty funny stuff. Too bad we beat you fools down in the pre-season! Want to talk about winning and losing....we are 83-23 or .783 (including playoffs) since I started this team.

This thread has been taken way out of context. I never said we were the best team or that we would have gone undefeated in Alpha. I just made an observation, which some people let hurt their feelings. You all talk about dolls and penises? Not sure what you all have going in your personal lives, but you may want to set up some sessions!

penis
penis
penis


vagina
vagina
vagina

ZOMG HALP ME!!!!!!

lol

Originally posted by Awhite
Originally posted by Slipknaught

Ok

Let me see if I got this correct:

1. All the teams in Zeta were hand picked by Bort because that is where the /elite/ teams go.

2. All the teams in Zeta would be undefeated if they were in Alpha and would only lose in the Championship game to Zeta, which it has no control over because of #1.

3. Losing does not matter so long as you're in Zeta conference, because getting your ass kicked doesn't mean anything so long as it didn't happen to an Alpha team.

4. Being in Zeta means you have to be a groupie slurp slurp jock dangler to the rest of the Zeta teams regardless of your own team's successes and failures.

5. Being in Zeta makes you a winner despite your wins and losses.

6. The grass is greener over at Zeta. They water their lawn. In Alpha conference, anything green gets rolled up and smoked.

I HAZ ZETA ENVY!!!!!!!!

What will happen to the jock danglers when you move up or down?
ZOMG what will happen if you don't get in Zeta conference? Will you have to get that /Zeta Conf Penis is Bigger/ tramp stamp removed by laser? Will you put all your /Zeta Chicks do it better/ T-shirts in storage?

OH NOEZ! I R NOT IN TEH ZETAZ NE MOAR!!! TIME TO E4T A BULLET!!!!!!!!! WHY BORT!!???!! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

lol

yeah Alpha cracks me up too. to borrow from broken lizard:
Alpha shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Zeta shenanigans are cruel and tragic! Which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
EVIL SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dangle
dangle
dangle

I like you. Pretty funny stuff. Too bad we beat you fools down in the pre-season! Want to talk about winning and losing....we are 83-23 or .783 (including playoffs) since I started this team.

This thread has been taken way out of context. I never said we were the best team or that we would have gone undefeated in Alpha. I just made an observation, which some people let hurt their feelings. You all talk about dolls and penises? Not sure what you all have going in your personal lives, but you may want to set up some sessions!

I thought you were done wasting time in here posting aswipe. No feelings hurt, I was just calling you out on your bullshit. You shouldn't have started this thread if you couldn't take the heat, you had to know someone would call you out.

Are you bragging about a preseason win? hahahahahahaha Now that's pretty damn funny. Who gives a fuck about preseason?

To odg62, I ask you this... how many trophies do you have at the Devils? My shiny silver trophy is a lot better than your blank grey spot between your team name and your chemistry numbers. When or if you get one, then you can talk all the shit you want. Until then, shut your mouth and keep cheering your boyfriend(aswipe) on from the sidelines!

I never said you had a bad team, I just thought it was funny that out of all teams in zeta, your team is the one toting the zeta badge!

Wish my team would have been in Zeta, we would have won more games

Originally posted by crabsack


I never said you had a bad team, I just thought it was funny that out of all teams in zeta, your team is the one toting the zeta badge!



Yeah, I can see that. Why on earth would the #2 seed in the more dominant conference talk trash? That seems weird to me to. I love how you throw up smoke screens.

Let me ask you these two questions:

Has Zeta won every Championship?
Does Alpha post more on the message boards?

That's all I was getting at. Neither of us has won a League Championship yet, so don't bring something to the table that you don't have.

Ok, now I'm officially done. Game planning for the Conference Championship is underway!

Look, you do have a good team, I was never disputing that... I would be stupid to say that anybody in the their conference championship game is a bad team.
You insinuated in your original post that the reason for zeta's success is because alpha "wastes" time posting in forums and that zeta is dominating because they are preparing more and posting less. How do you know? You haven't been to the dance yet. My whole angle was to point out that you have not been to the dance and that you are riding the coattails of a couple of teams from zeta. Those are the teams that have earned their stripes and won those 5 trophies from the last 5 years. So don't lay claim to them like you actually won them.. Win one and you can talk all the shit about alpha you want, but until then you don't have a right to call Alpha out.

Originally posted by crabsack

Originally posted by crabsack


Put that icing on your cake aswipe.

Originally posted by odg62



Thats what your real dad said to your mom.




Who are you, aswipe's boyfriend? Go home and play with your dolls boy


I wouldnt call myself your moms boyfriend....its more of a casual thing, the last thing you need is an illegitimate sibling

Shit... my popcorn is empty.
I need more this is very interessting entertainment.

*Goes to the kitchen and graps some more*