Warrior General Games

Originally posted by hee163

Was WEBBB2 the only league in the game without a guy like this? Think we were happy where we were

Without a guy like this? Could you be more specific?
Are you referring to:
A) Mere's predilection to booze?
B) Mere's obvious enjoyment of sodomy? (Doubtful, your team is the Spartans, there must have been a LOT of that in WEBBB2)
C) Mere's comprehension of the word 'shower'? (He doesn't agree with it, but he knows what it means.)
D)The fact that the Hat Tossers, led by Mere, are going to stomp mudholes in your field on the way to inevitable victory?
E) All of the above?

Why aren't you in Zeta?

Originally posted by merenoise
Left BBB#1 with at least a .500 record against every team we played with the exception of the Vatican City Fighting Popes and Kobenhaven Fighting Birds. .

i feel so alone in BBB#1 right now...

edit: and to be clear, lets not float that .500 number around and leave anything to the imagination... you are winless against the popes

Originally posted by merenoise

It would be an honor to scrimmage the Stallyns. tbh, there is no better sister city in any league, and no team more stuffed full of awesome than West Seattle.

I stuff my girlfriend with awesomeness every night...

Originally posted by hee163
Originally posted by merenoise

For all of you who aren't aware of the majesty and wonder that are the Hat Tossers please stop game planning right now. It won't matter. The Tossers are hungry and victories are the only food that will satiate us. Here is a list of things we have done and will continue to do:

Beat NBK in the inaugural season.
Beat Passion in the playoffs.
Left BBB#1 with at least a .500 record against every team we played with the exception of the Vatican City Fighting Popes and Kobenhaven Fighting Birds.
Spread awesomeness all over the BBB forums.
Flamed some of the sorry teams in the lesser BBB leagues.
Forcibly sodomized my offensive coordinator in our inaugural year so badly that he quit.

Here are some things that we plan on changing this season:

Losing games.
Choking in championship games.
Showering.

In a nut shell please hide your children and wives because the Tossers have plans to dominate in Alpha and then smack around the clearly inferior Zeta conference.

Was WEBBB2 the only league in the game without a guy like this? Think we were happy where we were

yeah, BBB2's worst was nothing lol.

Originally posted by Rygar
I totally made that salad tossers joke 2 seasons ago... and I totally concur with all the awesomeness that is being tossed around this forum.. pun intended. Tossers go 20-0 imo.. only losing 1 scrimmage to the newly revamped stallyns

Spot on. Listen to Rygar. He knows his shit!

Originally posted by NtropiK
We do continue to forcibly sodomize the ex OC. Quitting didn't help.

On a side note, why IS zeta conference always so weak? Is it planned like that?

You deserve it, so shut up and take it some more! Bitch...

Alpha IS better than Zeta. It's obvious. Basic relationship here --> A>Z:1>26

Originally posted by Balls Models
Originally posted by merenoise

Left BBB#1 with at least a .500 record against every team we played with the exception of the Vatican City Fighting Popes and Kobenhaven Fighting Birds. .

i feel so alone in BBB#1 right now...

edit: and to be clear, lets not float that .500 number around and leave anything to the imagination... you are winless against the popes

For the record those two losses sting since the majority of the Tossers management is working for Satan. Kobenhaven has also given us fits with 2 wins against us.

Originally posted by OchO_CinCo
Originally posted by hee163

Originally posted by merenoise


For all of you who aren't aware of the majesty and wonder that are the Hat Tossers please stop game planning right now. It won't matter. The Tossers are hungry and victories are the only food that will satiate us. Here is a list of things we have done and will continue to do:

Beat NBK in the inaugural season.
Beat Passion in the playoffs.
Left BBB#1 with at least a .500 record against every team we played with the exception of the Vatican City Fighting Popes and Kobenhaven Fighting Birds.
Spread awesomeness all over the BBB forums.
Flamed some of the sorry teams in the lesser BBB leagues.
Forcibly sodomized my offensive coordinator in our inaugural year so badly that he quit.

Here are some things that we plan on changing this season:

Losing games.
Choking in championship games.
Showering.

In a nut shell please hide your children and wives because the Tossers have plans to dominate in Alpha and then smack around the clearly inferior Zeta conference.

Was WEBBB2 the only league in the game without a guy like this? Think we were happy where we were

yeah, BBB2's worst was nothing lol.

Guess i'll have to find my blinkers. Though I might fit in better with a gimp mask

Originally posted by OchO_CinCo
yeah, BBB2's worst was nothing lol.

Their best wasn't much better.

ERM, and the TORPS beat you! Suck on that one mem! J/K

Originally posted by mattlee123
ERM, and the TORPS beat you! Suck on that one mem! J/K

he's not joking

#cough#torpsftw#cough#

We are all going through Dot Withdrawal. The worst part is that there is no medication, only a natural remedy--more dots. COME THE FUCK ON, BORT...WE'RE READY!!!

Originally posted by Sour
Originally posted by mattlee123

ERM, and the TORPS beat you! Suck on that one mem! J/K

he's not joking

#cough#torpsftw#cough#

The Torps did have our number back in season 6. Although since that win my team has been on the rise whereas your team has fallen very flat. Should be a very interesting matchup. I have nothing but the utmost respect for the management on the Torps. Still we plan on grinding your noses into the dirt.

True--season 6 seems like a long ways away, doesn't it? Shit, Argos went from 8-8 to 15-1 in that time and now looking at the competition up here in A#1 I'll consider us lucky to go 10-6 this year. I'm really looking forward to the competition this season and to see who will step up and who will fall off...

Originally posted by mcgovern10
We are all going through Dot Withdrawal. The worst part is that there is no medication, only a natural remedy--more dots. COME THE FUCK ON, BORT...WE'RE READY!!!

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