Warrior General Games

thanks coach great job

How I ranked defense 1) who I would have liked to have to DefCoord, 2 ranking and 3 just a tough competitor.

May the sour looks begin...let's go inside out

Eastern
NT (as listed in the team Program)
1) Newcastle Brown
2) Agent Twelve
3) Boa Miller

Honorable Mention: Hole Filler

my vote: Brown Beer

DT (as listed in the team Program)
1) Toby Sullivan
2) Acid Rock
3) Mr Antonio Cassano

My vote: Mr Antonio Cassano

LDE (as listed in the team Program)
1) "Der Hammer" Hiltzelsperger
2) The Tie Domi
3) Bubba Ray Dudley

Honorable Mention: Sack N' Smack

my vote: The Tie Domi

RDE (as listed on the National Park Services Register of Historic Places)
1) Stephen Bowen
2) Drake Anderson
3) Demetrius Golden

Honorable Mention: BullDozer Thomas/John Soulcrusher

my vote: Bowen

LOLB (as listed on the America's Most Wanted)
1) Hurt N. Payne
2) Kill'em All Leonard
3) Vinny Geovelli

Honorable Mention: Fred Armstrong

my vote: Leonard

ROLB (as listed on the side of the carton)
1) Taylor Laurence
2) spielman chris
3) Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard

Honorable Mention: Original LT/Pasko Leci/snowfeces; Yes, Pasko had great numbers but he's a lvl 39, he should have great numbers. HM to snowfeces because he's a team leader and fine ROLB.

my vote: PGT Beauregard, but I'd take snow any day over any of these others

MLB (as compiled by The Council on Foreign Relations)
1) Shiner Boch
2) Waterboy Boucher
3) Adrian Veidt
4) Nick Tessman

my vote: Captain Insano

CB (5 listed)
1) Dick Stain
2) Nikola "Struja" Tesla
3) Baron The Dawg
4) Eezy Pickins
5) Shutdown Shela

my vote: Baron The Dawg

SS
1) Brad Muschamp
2) Maurice Douglass
3) Saphty Penn

Honorable Mention: Chuck Darwin, anyone that executes 170 tackles irrespective of how poor or good the team is deserves mention

my vote: Maurice Douglass

FS
1) Denis Taylor
2) Torque Wrench
3) Deadd Endd

my vote: Denis Taylor


Special Teams:
K
1) James "Sawyer" Ford
2) Cry Baby
3) Jonathan "Arrow" Storey

Honorable Mention: Danny Boome/Kikyo Teefin

my vote: Jonathan "Arrow" Storey, made the most with the best percentage from the crucial zones 30/39 & 40/49

P
1) Samuel Barber
2) dirk sherlin
3) Kevin Thai

Honorable Mention: Kendall Upton; get off my back yes, it's a CPU but apparently we could learn something, this thing is averaging Ray Guy type yardage

my vote: Samuel Barber

KR
1) Slow Jam
2) Flash Kipper
3) Brian Lowbyuno

my vote: Slow Jam

PR
1) Slow Jam
2) Bill Colt Jr.
3) Saphty Penn

Honorable Mention: BillDozer Dauterive/Dick N Cider


If I missed a stat somewhere I apologize but I think I got a good group

Now my DMVP of the conference: Drake Anderson, even though I didn't vote him at position I can only imagine how much of a game changer this player was...

later. CB

It didn't take as long as I thought...would the West like a list? Or would someone else from the West like to do something?

I would like to see a West list.

thanks coach appreciate getting some roughnecks in the mix there man, and great season to everyone else who was on it

I'll get West done tomorrow...Defense first.

Originally posted by Coach Blunderkopf
I'll get West done tomorrow...Defense first.

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha so far your lists look pretty good CB

I mean, I know he only led the East in Return average and was third in Kick Returns TD's but no mention of Child Support for KR?

Max Lloyd would like to appologize to JBo, as he took ALOT of TD's from him from the 2 yard line in for some reason...he was the best back and did most of the work, Lloyd just got alot of the pub becuase of his short runs for TD's.

Also as for Stronarm he is actually set as a primarly pass blocking LOT almost every single game this year, so not really sure why his pancakes were so high....he also did very good job holding his own against the best DE's in the league.

P
1) Samuel Barber
2) dirk sherlin
3) Kevin Thai

Honorable Mention: Kendall Upton; get off my back yes, it's a CPU but apparently we could learn something, this thing is averaging Ray Guy type yardage

my vote: Samuel Barber



No love for the leading human punter for punt average... i know im not called on much, but 44.5 is a damn good average and nearly a full yard better than your winner. pssht.

thanks for doing this...and thanks for the honorable mention for my HB Skvan Darktidings. The 50 TD he got though were a lot more to do with a great O line and being in on the short yardage stuff than busting out big gains so your assesment that he is not the nuumber 1 HB is spot on.

Originally posted by Onyxgem
Max Lloyd would like to appologize to JBo, as he took ALOT of TD's from him from the 2 yard line in for some reason...he was the best back and did most of the work, Lloyd just got alot of the pub becuase of his short runs for TD's.

No apologies necessary! W's are the only thing that matters.

Originally posted by Kutzy
I mean, I know he only led the East in Return average and was third in Kick Returns TD's but no mention of Child Support for KR?

Everyone knows that CS will promote CS for pro bowl.

Originally posted by Kutzy
I mean, I know he only led the East in Return average and was third in Kick Returns TD's but no mention of Child Support for KR?

Why did I know I'd have issues with Yaks.

KZed/CS whatever...

I'll tell you why I didn't take him...he's a level 38 and he only had 42 returns. With 42 returns he only barely makes the top half of the number of returns. Being a level 38 and probably the highest level doing KR or near it...the expectation should be higher. If his return avg was better than marginally better than the next guy...I'd have taken him.

But Slow Jam is a lvl 30; Flash Kipper is a lvl 26; Brian Low is a lvl 28. CS you weren't a lvl 30 when the season began. I took Low because of his PR stats as well. The last pick was maybe suspect but Gravenhurst deserves representation and they had a pretty decent return guy. So, yeah, you possibly could have slipped in but I just wasn't apt to take a level 38, you're expected to do things like that...

Originally posted by jloescher3
No love for the leading human punter for punt average... i know im not called on much, but 44.5 is a damn good average and nearly a full yard better than your winner. pssht.

Yes, your avg stat stuck out like a sore thumb but look at the guys I took...the model of consistency...all over 60 punts and all averaging over 40 yards a punt. If your number of Punts had been in the 40s I would have put you in third over Thai guy. 21 punts...IMO not a measure for consistency, game in/game out. What that average is indicative of; is an crushing offense...not a great punter. My winner had 50 more punts than you did. Serious, he'd start my team in an All-Star game...not you. You'd get a kick or two in the 4Q.


I struggled with Max ...1 freaking fumble in 171 carries...beyond amazing plus his TD number rushing and recving. If I'm thinking the bacon is comin home...I'm sending it with Max.

CS...you'd probably get uh invite by at-large. Because you're so freekin' inKreduble.

Oh...I did forget my one stat...thanks for pointing it out CS..

At-Large Players
1) I got so many freakin' children my schlong gets caught in my zipper and I'm screemin' runnin' out the back door when the ol' lady's ol' man comes home. As KR/WR and Neon status at CB.
2) Arms Brody PR/CB
3) Jared Musitelli combo HB 25 rushing TDs and 8 recving TDs.
4) Max Lloyd combo HB/FB Goalline schtud.

Sorry jloescher you still don't make the list. Respectfully, you have a point...thanks for asking.