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Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Africa AA#3 new sources were buzzing today following comments from Africa AAA superstar Dirty Dirt Diggler. D3 who has made a living off of imfamous released statements to several outlets today stating he would like to return to AA. D3 had this to say....

D3: I'm just not feeling BBE anymore for various reasons and I won't be resigning next season with them. BBE has changed alot since it moved up and player loyality just isn't there. Really I think i misread the place cuz last season ownership threw me into the previous seasons MVP RB slot, should of been a red flag I guess. When your BBE your job is on the line everyday, you could be last seasons MVP and this seasons 3rd string. Not my kind of program.

Diggler pauses

D3: But the gridiron messiah isn't here to cry about BBE what the Dirty one is here for is to let the owners here in AA know that I want to return, and I would love to return sooner then later meaning someone nuckle up and trade for JESUS H. FOOTBALL! Now if your curious as to why I'm not seeking a AAA team to trade for D3 well I'd rather play with one of you guys and help you move up and above!

((OOC)) THIS IS NOT AN INSULT TO BRIT OR BBE, HE PLAYS TO WIN AND DOES IT WELL.

We'll take you as KR/PR

I'm thinking you should jump on with happy hour or Whiskey Tango. They are both about a season away from being championship contenders IMO.

I'm willing to resign to whoever trades for D3 as well ASAP.

And I'm also willing to sign with a rebuilding team

Happyhour would be a nice fit for you me thinks. They look pretty good, just need a bit more depth.

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
I'm willing to resign to whoever trades for D3 as well ASAP.

And I'm also willing to sign with a rebuilding team o_O

Just out of curiosity what does Brit want in return?

My bad

Originally posted by cannons call
Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake

I'm willing to resign to whoever trades for D3 as well ASAP.

And I'm also willing to sign with a rebuilding team o_O

Just out of curiosity what does Brit want in return?

I dont know but if i can find someone interested I believe I can talk him into trading D3.

Someone bring him back please!!!!!

Oh hell yeah - bring D3 back! Big fan here

He's no Hamburger Pimp...but not many are

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by cannons call

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake


I'm willing to resign to whoever trades for D3 as well ASAP.

And I'm also willing to sign with a rebuilding team o_O

Just out of curiosity what does Brit want in return?

I dont know

You should ask him and post it so at least some of the newer teams know what they would have to give up. Seems like cash would be reasonable seeing how readily available HB's are in free agency.

THE WHY YOU SHOULD TRADE/SIGN D3 IN A HUTSHELL POST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXuCRfYnf6g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FgGoTrkQ1s


D3 WOULD BE WILLING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR YOUR TEAM.

Botswana Brownie Eaters Information Center
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Record: 49-14
Home Record: 23-8
Playoff Record: 6-2
Championships: 1

(( Season 6 ))

Record 6-1 Playoffs 0-0 Home 2-1

Losses to
Comoros Crocodiles at Home

(( Season 5 ))

AFRICA AA #2 SEASON 5 CHAMPIONS

Record 15-1 Playoffs 4-0 Home 11-0

Season Highlight:- Disbanding Cybertron War Machine after destroying them in the championship game ending there perfect season.

Losses to
Tripoli Terror

Season 5 Offense Leaders

Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal - QB - 4,069 Passing Yards 30 TD's 13 INTS

George West - HB - 1748.5 Rushing yards 31 TD's

Dirty Dirt Diggler - HB - 3338 Rushing yards 63 TD's

Laffy McLafferton - WR - 959.5 Recieving Yards 11 TD's

Billy Virginia - WR - 1249 Recieving Yards 12 TD's

Season 5 Pro Bowl Players


RB - Dirty Dirt Diggler
WR - Billy Virginia
WR - Laffy McLafferton
OT - Jamal "Jiggle" Jangle
OT - Jack Bunyan
C - Johnny Cucumber
C - PANCAKE SMITH
DE - Travis Blackout
LB - Brian Singletary
CB - I.C. Booty

Season 5 Player Award Winners

O-LINEMEN OF THE YEAR
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Johnny Cucumber - Botswana Brownie Eaters

Cucumber repeated his sucess of season 4 by winning the O-Line award this season. Cucumber has a great year blocking for both the pass and the run.
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RUNNINGBACK OF THE YEAR
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Dirty Dirt Diggler - Botswana Brownie Eaters

D3 fit in well with BBE putting up solid numbers all year round. D3 proved to be a solid addon to an already solid offense.

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(( Season 4 ))

Record 13-3 Playoffs 2-1 Home 7-2

Losses to
UN Peacekeepers at Home
Cairo scorpions at Home
Comoros Crocodiles x 2

Season 4 Offense Leaders

Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal - QB - 3,980.5 Passing Yards 29 TD's 9 INTS

George West - HB - 2,459 Rushing yards 49 TD's

Laffy McLafferton - WR - 1,194.5 Recieving Yards 14 TD's

Season 4 Pro Bowl Players

QB - Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal
RB - George West
WR - Laffy McLafferton
C - Johnny Cucumber
CB - Will Young

Season 4 Player Award Winners

RUNNERBACK OF THE YEAR
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George West - Botswana Brownie Eaters

This was a very close race between a few great backs. However it is west that put up the best numbers vs the better teams. West produced 4 games in a row of 200 plus yards and has been a endzone monster.

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OFFENSE PLAYER OF THE YEAR
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George West - Botswana Brownie Eaters

West has had a hell of a season in his debuting year for the eaters. West has taken the spotlight for the RB position and is one feared RB!


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(( Season 3 ))

Record 9-7 Playoffs 0-1 Home 3-5

Losses to
Minisink Warriors
Djibouti Trolls at Home
Wachootoo Shikakas at Home
Congo Horror at Home
Cairo scorpions x 2
UN Peacekeepers at Home
Lima Cheetahs at Home

Season 3 Team Offense Leaders

Z Doza - QB - 2,296.5 Passing Yards 19 TD's 11 INTS

Sexual "Dark" Chocolate - HB - 928 Rushing Yards 10 TD's

George West - HB - 840 Rushing Yards 16 TD's

Steve Smitty - WR - 777 Recieving Yards 8 TD's

Season 3 Pro Bowl Players

WR - Steve Smitty
CB - Hugo Jackson
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<< Botswana Brownie Eaters Records >>
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SINGLE SEASON RECORD BOOKS

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PASSING YARDS
Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal - 4069 Passing Yards
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=228581
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PASSING TOUCHDOWNS
Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal - 30 Passing TD's
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=228581
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RECIEVING YARDS
Billy Virginia - 1249 Receiving yards
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=258551
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RECIEVING TOUCHDOWNS
Laffy McLafferton - 14 Receiving Touchdowns
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=338529
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RUSHING YARDS
Dirty Dirt Diggler - 3338 Rushing yards
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=239609
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RUSHING TOUCHDOWNS
Dirty Dirt Diggler - 63 Rushing Touchdowns
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=239609
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SACKS
Travis Blackout - 58 Sacks
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=65373
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INTERCEPTIONS
Will Young - 9 INTS
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=441450
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FIELD GOALS MADE
Itz Goode - 24 Made
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=427590
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PANCAKES
Jack Bunyan - 289 Pancakes
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=105215
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TACKLES
Travis Blackout - 124 Tackles
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=65373
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FORCED FUMBLES
Travis Blackout - 7 Forced Fumbles
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=65373
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KICK RETURN TOUCHDOWNS
I ATE THE BROWNIES - 2 TD'S
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=446928
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PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWNS
I ATE THE BROWNIES - 14 TD'S
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=446928
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<< Botswana Brownie Eaters Records >>

CAREER RECORD BOOKS

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PASSING YARDS
Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal - 8,049.5 Yards
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=228581
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PASSING TOUCHDOWNS
Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal - 59 Passing TD's
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=228581
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RECIEVING YARDS
Laffy McLafferton - 2,228.5 Receiving yards
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=338529
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RECIEVING TOUCHDOWNS
Laffy McLafferton - 25 Receiving Touchdowns
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=338529
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RUSHING YARDS
George West - 5,047.5 Rushing yards
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=131878
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RUSHING TOUCHDOWNS
George West - 96 Rushing Touchdowns
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=131878
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SACKS
Travis Blackout - 58 Sacks
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=65373
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INTERCEPTIONS
D H III - 11 INTS
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=455185
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FIELD GOALS MADE
Itz Goode - 60 Made
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=427590
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PANCAKES
Johnny Cucumber - 334 Pancakes
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=268291
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TACKLES
Brian Singletary - 216 Tackles
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=446928
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FORCED FUMBLES
Brian Singletary - 9 Forced Fumbles
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=446928
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KICK RETURN TOUCHDOWNS
I ATE THE BROWNIES - 2 TD'S
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=446928
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PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWNS
I ATE THE BROWNIES - 15 TD'S
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=446928
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oh yea and I'd also resume with the power rankings, awards and pro bowl stuff

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
oh yea and I'd also resume with the power rankings, awards and pro bowl stuff o_O

sign this man!

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
oh yea and I'd also resume with the power rankings, awards and pro bowl stuff o_O

ace in the hole?

Originally posted by cannons call
Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake

oh yea and I'd also resume with the power rankings, awards and pro bowl stuff o_O

sign this man!

I want you back man! I enjoyed reading your stuff... It controversial and very educating at the same time. Maybe Iowa will pick you up haha