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Admerylous
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85) We are not racists.
 
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84) You have 99 problems and your bitch (Darius) IS one!

83) Your mustache smells like sweaty jockstraps!

82) Your team is made up of amazingly talented dungeons and dragons players!

81) Mustache

80) Mustache

79) Mustache
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84. We've hacked the code for the game. And your mother's "heart."
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83) Our average I.Q. is far greater than the rest of the teams around the league.

82) We are not bigots.

81) The Caps feature brilliant minds of so many key areas of life including English composition, literature, history, medicine, mathematics, chemistry, engineering, etc. Collectively they could create a small, powerful nation employing all of the other peons in the league as grunt labor.
 
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If your IQ's are so higher how come Prince Darius cant spell refrigerator? Then for my second question when you guys dont win the league what do you say about the great caps then?
 
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Darius is the US laureate in Street Smarts, dude!
 
Admerylous
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80) We've got tundrafunk.
 
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79. We gave Tundrafunk to your mom.
 
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78. Caps are the only ones making multiple forums

77. Caps like to brag about how great they are
 
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78) The Caps have, without a doubt, the largest contingent of fans in the league.

77) We've got players from multiple different countries, continents.
 
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Originally posted by Admerylous
78) The Caps have, without a doubt, the largest contingent of fans in the league.

77) We've got players from multiple different countries, continents.


74) The owner can't count.
 
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76) Largest penises.

75) Tightest butts.

74) The Caps hold themselves to higher standards than the rest of the garbage that tries so desperately to bring them down. They are stalwarts of all that is good in the world.


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72) Once again the caps owner is so dumb he can't count.
 
hooptie33
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Numbering something is a quality, not a quantity, so I don't think counting has jack shit to do with shit, brah.
 
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73) The Caps can cook better than you or your significant others.

72) The Caps can score substantially better on GRE and MCATs than other posters on this forum.

71) Did I mention the abundance of fans?
 
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