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I think my post from elsewhere is suitable enough for here so Ill just quote it:

Originally posted by EmpYllek


First up the orangutans. Well done you beat us well and much as Id like to moan about a special teams TD counting you game planned your asses off and deserved the win. You held our offence in check which many teams cant. I swear to fuck if my defence gives up only 20 points again this season and loses Ill give up the drink.

Secondly the orangutans. That first paragraph is called "sportsmanship". See also MadCow and his post about the Golden Hill game. Trash talking before a game is fine and nothing is low enough. After a game whether you win or lose you be gracious. Learn this.

Also the reason I have taken so long to reply is that Ive been banned. If Stucknut cant defeat me (and their trolling skills are almost as awesome as my own) then you have no fucking chance.

He reported me for spamming....im still here

I can guarantee that we'll be gracious losing/beating any other team (except Stucknut). You can't tell me I can't point out how much my DT took it to your OLine after you said it wouldn't happen.

edit: I always spell guarantee wrong the first time.

Where Im from 1 sack and no tackles for a loss isnt "taking it" to an OLine especially when they gave up more sacks in the first game.

Also if you play Stucknut and arent gracious in either defeat or victory then frankly youre a piece of shit. No matter what crap goes on before a game - and there has been no amount of crap like the stuff between Haiphong and Stucknut - you show respect to your opponent. When we beat them CA Pmd me to say well done and I did likewise when they beat us.

Thats why were better than you.

You seem to have left out the double-digit hurries. In my opinion it's like you've said, you have to earn respect and you guys haven't earned mine.

We havent earned your respect making the playoffs every season despite having the following ranks in terms of level and ability?: 11,12,9

This is the first season we actually project to make the playoffs and if you ask any of the guys who have left the division they will tell only good things about the way we have dealt with our games with them and in taking our defeats. We never once blamed losing to say the Bulls on the fact that they were 5 scouting bar points better than us or had a backup team that outlevelled us. No we blamed ourselves for not game planning enough.

When your testes drop and you realise what real men do come back to the forums and join in our banter and then after the game no matter the result do what adults do and congratulate your opponent and sit back with a drink. Until then youre more worthless than an MVP vote for Josh Hamilton.

I just don't buy that you would've been giving us high fives if you had won. You can put on a gracious face because you lost but I don't believe this is what we would see if you had won. Next time we play, I'll be boosted and those hurries will be sacks. Be ready for that.

You dont but it? Ok then ask PorchTheCuntFuck of Stucknut about the PM I sent him immediately after they beat us last season. The animosity between the two of us back then was about a billion times what exists between you and I and yet there went the PM. Ive deleted it since (we need more mail space for GMs) but if Porch still has it he has my permission to reproduce it here.

Had I not been banned from the forums until this evening Id have congratulated publicly. Hell with David Ortiz as my witness Id have PMd your owner congratulating you when I got home from work some 9 hours after game time had I not saw the posts on the forums. Unlike you I do have class. Its maybe a working class thing. Maybe its a catholic thing. Its certainly a Scottish thing.

You could learn a lesson from us. Also when were wearing our kilts your wives and girlfriends would cheat on you all in an instant.

I buy that you sent a PM to Porch, I don't buy that you would've sent a PM to us. Based on the reaction the GG Batdambang thread got by Porch and the abuse that team has gotten in both forums for their losses, I have to be skeptical.

First up Stucknut hasnt played the Koalas this season and hence if they rip on them for losing thats fair game. If the Koalas go on and beat Stucknut (they wont) then Id expect them to show the same amount of respect I show to teams we beat. Also the Koalas owner spammed the fuck out of the actual Stucknut website and got both myself and Club America four day bans for saying "cunt" on the main forums. They deserve whats coming to them.

You guys though instead of waiting to see what happened just decided to be completely disrespectful on the forums after a win. The truth is whilst I may be the face of our organisation we have a lot of guys on the team who feel you were totally out of line especially since I wasnt able to post in retaliation. Had you stepped back and thought "you know we won the game and seriously put Haiphongs challenge for fourth place at risk" and waited for the reply you would have got things would have been different.

I might be an asshole on the forums (because lets face it nice guys never get any action) but ask any of the promoted teams how both myself and Gimpy have reacted to a loss and they will tell you we have been nothing but complimentary. If you guys react this quickly to a win Id hate to imagine how long you last in bed.

Yeah nice move by the owner of the Koalas with your weak ass attempt at spamming the nut, so how did that work out for you. Nothing says someone is in your dome like trying to spam their message board, and even better was how you called out Emp who I don't think is a member on the nut. Congratulations Koalas you should all hold your heads up high and be proud of your loser errr owner.

Originally posted by Colt Seavers
even better was how you called out Emp who I don't think is a member on the nut.

Of course Im not a member of "the nut". Ive had sex with someone Im not related to in the past two weeks.

Originally posted by EmpYllek
Originally posted by Colt Seavers

even better was how you called out Emp who I don't think is a member on the nut.

Of course Im not a member of "the nut". Ive had sex with someone Im not related to in the past two weeks.


Cool who was the lucky dude who got to spend that special time with you?

Originally posted by Colt Seavers
Originally posted by EmpYllek

Originally posted by Colt Seavers


even better was how you called out Emp who I don't think is a member on the nut.

Of course Im not a member of "the nut". Ive had sex with someone Im not related to in the past two weeks.


Cool who was the lucky dude who got to spend that special time with you?


Really? Thats it? Have you been spending too much time with MadCow? CA would at least have come up with something about a catholic priest or rohypnol. Your best though is effectively "ur a fag"? Go sit with MadCow in the special corner and let CA and Porch do your talking for you.

I'm a big boy I don't need porch or CA to talk for me. Maybe I should just go drown my sorrows in a bottle of Jager and try and forget about the fact that some cum bubble on a message board thought what I said was weak.