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HANK NEWMAN FTW

Hmm, probably a bit early for this type of post, but what the hell

I anticipate the new teams stirring the pot a bit. I am just really glad to get rid of the gutted teams and have new owners that care enough to come join the forums and compete. They may be outleveled, but they are not backing down.

I am looking forward to this season. It really should be great...

Originally posted by SofaKing
Hmm, probably a bit early for this type of post, but what the hell

I anticipate the new teams stirring the pot a bit. I am just really glad to get rid of the gutted teams and have new owners that care enough to come join the forums and compete. They may be outleveled, but they are not backing down.

I am looking forward to this season. It really should be great...

agreed. I like what I see so far.

Owner of the Shawnee Whiskey Tango (Elephant Conf) here. Glad to be part of the leauge and hope to have a few guys on the POST season list!! Good luck guys!

Originally posted by SofaKing
Hmm, probably a bit early for this type of post, but what the hell

I anticipate the new teams stirring the pot a bit. I am just really glad to get rid of the gutted teams and have new owners that care enough to come join the forums and compete. They may be outleveled, but they are not backing down.

I am looking forward to this season. It really should be great...

You have a very good looking team. I believe we play you in the second game, take it easy on us we are new!!!

As the agent of Matrix, it's nice to see his name on that list. But I have to say that I think any one of the Revenge's top three wideouts including Matrix, Master Zone Out and Bob Narley could wind up on that list.

And kudos to the guy for adding McAnderson Brandon as the fullback. He's a serious weapon from that spot.

NM.

Originally posted by flaredog
Somebody should do a list here of the defensive pre-season guys for the Elephant.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1362577


It was on the first page dude... open your eyes and look!!!! *GASP*

MaRAWK!!o RB Sapp Tooslow says the failure to include him on the pre-season all-pro team is an outrage! OUTRAGE! Sapp Tooslow blames this on the ability to catch him moving with the naked human eye due to his incredible speed. Sapp Tooslow blames management for not placing him in a position to show off his skills, namely every position on the roster at all times. Sapp Tooslow blames El Nino. Sapp Tooslow blames you. Sapp Tooslow does it all, including playing the fiddle, spelunking, championship etch-a-sketching, the Roger Rabbit, rhyme-busting, womanizing, and doctoring without a license. Sapp Tooslow is faster than a speeding bullet, often arriving at a time before said bullet has even been loaded. Sapp Tooslow is feared in field and town. Sapp Tooslow finds your lack of faith disturbing. Sapp Tooslow eats rusty nails and craps scale models of his black 1969 Cadillac Eldorado. He pisses urine (what the f*ck did you think, weirdo?).

Sapp Tooslow demands respect! He also demands an invisible helicopter, a solid gold chainmail jumpsuit, 22 costumed squirrels to perform Les Miserables, an attorney, a live jaguar (which he will pronounce "yaguar"), 18 lbs of halibut, the mummified remains of a boy-king (any boy-king), staghorns, a banana split, and daily tapioca baths with catalog models.

Sapp Tooslow wishes for the league to recognize that he is a bomb that goes off in 5...4...3...2...

What did Sapp expect? He hasn't been D3, in here running his yap, fumbling 35 times a game, or getting .5 yards a carry against the best teams in the league. Without all that how the hell was anyone supposed to know who you were?

Originally posted by CWickson
MaRAWK!!o RB Sapp Tooslow says the failure to include him on the pre-season all-pro team is an outrage! OUTRAGE! Sapp Tooslow blames this on the ability to catch him moving with the naked human eye due to his incredible speed. Sapp Tooslow blames management for not placing him in a position to show off his skills, namely every position on the roster at all times. Sapp Tooslow blames El Nino. Sapp Tooslow blames you. Sapp Tooslow does it all, including playing the fiddle, spelunking, championship etch-a-sketching, the Roger Rabbit, rhyme-busting, womanizing, and doctoring without a license. Sapp Tooslow is faster than a speeding bullet, often arriving at a time before said bullet has even been loaded. Sapp Tooslow is feared in field and town. Sapp Tooslow finds your lack of faith disturbing. Sapp Tooslow eats rusty nails and craps scale models of his black 1969 Cadillac Eldorado. He pisses urine (what the f*ck did you think, weirdo?).

Sapp Tooslow demands respect! He also demands an invisible helicopter, a solid gold chainmail jumpsuit, 22 costumed squirrels to perform Les Miserables, an attorney, a live jaguar (which he will pronounce "yaguar"), 18 lbs of halibut, the mummified remains of a boy-king (any boy-king), staghorns, a banana split, and daily tapioca baths with catalog models.

Sapp Tooslow wishes for the league to recognize that he is a bomb that goes off in 5...4...3...2...



FAIL... you forgot a bowl full of only green M&Ms

Originally posted by smallbugger
Originally posted by CWickson

MaRAWK!!o RB Sapp Tooslow says the failure to include him on the pre-season all-pro team is an outrage! OUTRAGE! Sapp Tooslow blames this on the ability to catch him moving with the naked human eye due to his incredible speed. Sapp Tooslow blames management for not placing him in a position to show off his skills, namely every position on the roster at all times. Sapp Tooslow blames El Nino. Sapp Tooslow blames you. Sapp Tooslow does it all, including playing the fiddle, spelunking, championship etch-a-sketching, the Roger Rabbit, rhyme-busting, womanizing, and doctoring without a license. Sapp Tooslow is faster than a speeding bullet, often arriving at a time before said bullet has even been loaded. Sapp Tooslow is feared in field and town. Sapp Tooslow finds your lack of faith disturbing. Sapp Tooslow eats rusty nails and craps scale models of his black 1969 Cadillac Eldorado. He pisses urine (what the f*ck did you think, weirdo?).

Sapp Tooslow demands respect! He also demands an invisible helicopter, a solid gold chainmail jumpsuit, 22 costumed squirrels to perform Les Miserables, an attorney, a live jaguar (which he will pronounce "yaguar"), 18 lbs of halibut, the mummified remains of a boy-king (any boy-king), staghorns, a banana split, and daily tapioca baths with catalog models.

Sapp Tooslow wishes for the league to recognize that he is a bomb that goes off in 5...4...3...2...



FAIL... you forgot a bowl full of only green M&Ms

The lack of green M&M's was offset by doubling the amount of halibut. This was in observance of team mate's request as the green M&M's make Sapp flatulent something fierce. Have you ever smelled a halibut fart? Not fun.

Originally posted by

OT Nikko Bellic - E'ci Falkruns
Season 5 Stats: 76 Pancakes


While I appreciate the love 60 of my 76 pancakes came in just one game. As a LOT I never expect to see any pancakes.

We went most of the year giving up very few sacks, but unfortunately that didn't hold true at the end of the season or playoffs.

I wish the game would have a "Sacks Allowed" stat for offensive linemen.

I wish the game would have a "Sacks Allowed" stat for offensive linemen.

I agree.