I donīt have time enough to do a fair line-up, so I will "cheat" -
QB:
Wesley Simo, Alpine Golfers: 3,333 yrds 29 TDs 7 Ints
Bubba Baker, Naked Mole Rats: 2,670 yrds 29 TDs 7 Ints
HB:
Patrick James Thorpe, RU Scarlet Knights: 2,036 yrds 19 ruTD 7.3 rush average
Michael Quick, Klamath Falls Grizzlies (30 TD on 1518 rush yards)
FB:
Wulfgar Germanicus, Battle Creek Bullies: 197 rush yards 9 receptions 141 rec yards 2 TDs
Thark Morpe, RU Scarlet Knights (33 pancakes)
WR:
Token White, Battle Creek Bullies: 88 rec 1291 yrds 8 TDs
Chris Choi, Naked Mole Rats: 60 rec 964 yrds 13 TDs
TE:
Ozzie Newsome #82, Cleveland Kardiac Kids: 91 rec 1,117 yrds 1 TD
(even if I prefer a blocking TE like my own Hot Target - 87 pancakes and still 3 TD)
LOT: Dan "Hoss" Blocker, RU Scarlet Knights
Big Daddy Cane, Alpine Golfers
ROT: Orla Frogsnapper, RU Scarlet Knights
Boris Baker, Kalamath Falls Grizzlies
LG: Calvin Arenas, Alpine Golfers
Sanchez Lansbury, Miami Roadfrogs
RG: Micheal Raymond, RU Scarlet Knights
Bubba Wizard, Miami Canes
C: Jesper "Monty" Terkelsen, New Orleans Golden Kangaroos
Hank Tank, Miami Roadfrogs
Defense:
NT:
Brodrick Simon, North Side Dream Killers: 50 Tackles 3 FF 1 Int
Bloody Kong, New Orleans Golden Kangaroos: 26 Tackles 2 FF 1 Int 1 TD
DT:
Asten Martin, Alpine Golfers: 55 Tackles 12 Sacks 1 FF
Mighty Kong, New Orleans Golden Kangaroos: 46 Tackles 8 Sacks 1 FF
DE:
Julius Dee, Alpine Golfers: 112 Tackles 73 Sacks 3 FF 2 Ints
Julius Pepper, Carolina Cardiac Cats: 96 Tackles 56 Sacks 3 FF 2 Sfty
Antwaan Odom, Northside Dreamkillers: 48 Tackles 22 Sacks 1 FF
Deacon Woods, Kalamath Falls Grizzlies: 33 Tackles 13 Sacks
LOLB:
Carter McGee, Athens Scoregasms: 135 Tackles 4 FF 15 PD
Marcus Rojas, Miami Roadfrogs: 68 Tackles 1 FF 19 PD
MLB/ILB:
Canada Mape, Battle Creek Bullies: 92 Tackles 5 Sacks 4 FF 1 FRec 6 PD
Jonathan Beason, Carolina Cardiac Cats: 83 Tackles 2 Ints 1 FF 4 FRec 1 TD 4 PD
ROLB:
Wes Wood, Naked Mole Rats: 78 Tackles 4 Sacks 1 FF 1 FRec 11 PD
Headhunter Thomas, North Side Dream Killers: 77 Tackles 3 Sacks 3 FF 3 FRec 4 PD
CB:
Mark Chambers, Alpine Golfers: 60 Tackles 7 Ints 1 TD 29 PD
Ride The Lightning, Minnesota Ambush: 44 Tackles 7 Ints 1 TD 12 PD
FS:
Dylan Gardner, North Side Dream Killers: 52 Tackles 2 Ints 3 FF 6 PD
Ryan Shelton, Naked Mole Rats: 36 Tackles 2 Ints 1 FF 11 PD
SS:
Slippy Nusens, Carolina Wolfpack: 161 Tackles 8 FF 1 FRec 9 PD
Mike Tanner, Carolina Cardiac Cats: 93 Tackles 1 FF 18 PD
Special Teams:
K:
Graig Kovak, Carolina Cardiac Cats
P:
Justin N. "Credible" Guy, Naked Mole Rats: 66 Punts 2,848 yards 43.2 average
KR/PR:
Josh Lemon, Alpine Golfers: 932 KR yards 32.2 average 1 KR TD 2131 PR yards 22.4 average 4 PR TDs