Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Snaza
Ha ha.
I have no job

And Cat-Frog's wife put a toaster in the oven.

I love this story!

So, we painted the kitchen on a Wednesday and Thursday. My wife and kid go to visit her friend for the weekend and I'm home all alone. I go out with buddies on Friday night, get hammered, come home and pass out. I get up on Saturday morning (probably closer to afternoon) and turn on the stove, because I'm hungry and don't want to put a lot of effort into making lunch. I go into the other room while the oven heats up and when I come back, there is smoke coming out of the oven. I open it up and there is a fucking toaster in there and it is literally on fire! It had a plastic casing that melted all over the bottom of the oven and it even melted on to the grill that it was sitting on.

You know who was blamed for this? Not the person who put the toaster into the oven and then left it there. No! The person who turns on the oven and doesn't check to see if there is a toaster in there. WTF? I not only had to clean it up, but I had to go to the store and buy a newer, better, more expensive toaster than the one that we had. I'm glad that I was able to get the oven clean or I would have had to go and buy a new one of those too.

I actually have a picture of my toaster oven on my computer at home.

Let that be a warning to all of you who are thinking about getting married...



In conclusion, bighookworm/Cat-frog = wife's bitch^3

I currently work in a field that has nothing to do with what I am going to school for. The owners of this company know that I am going to bounce as soon as I get my degree or I find an apprenticeship of some sort, whichever happens first, so earlier this month they approached me with the fact that our branch's workforce was going to be cut. They said if I couldn't commit to employment here for at least one year then it would be my position that goes byby. I had to sign a non-compete. I read the entire thing, and LOL'd at the fact that the jobs I am looking into have nothing to do with this industry.

So you work for Eric the Great.

Originally posted by Porch
So you work for Eric the Great.

Doubtful. Most people don't last a year doing what I do, but they do sign non-competes.

Originally posted by Eric the Great of Antarctica
Originally posted by Porch

So you work for Eric the Great.

Doubtful. Most people don't last a year doing what I do, but they do sign non-competes.

LOL you fat pig what do you do? I'd like to say something very insulting but I'll lay off.

Haha. Sorry, but that was a really funny sentence, Flounder.

Originally posted by ibflounder
Originally posted by Eric the Great of Antarctica

Originally posted by Porch


So you work for Eric the Great.

Doubtful. Most people don't last a year doing what I do, but they do sign non-competes.

LOL you fat pig what do you do? I'd like to say something very insulting but I'll lay off.

Sigh. This may come as a shock, but that is not me in that pic. So calling me a fat pig is about as pertinent as me poking fun at your..............well............facemask.

I work for the companies that don't pay flounder......or me very much for that matter

I am totally a hot chick with a great ass.

i was kidding about the fat kid. And Ford where do these franchise owners get there business acumen from? You would think that they would value their reputation but it seems they try to beat you for every little dime.I had a dealer in my state that owed me multiple thousands, i finally told him to go fuck himself and that he may have inherited his fathers business but he didn't never inherited his class.He ended up losing his dealership a few months later.

Originally posted by ibflounder
I had a dealer in my state that owed me multiple thousands,




I just called the DEA.

Originally posted by ...ryan
Originally posted by ibflounder

I had a dealer in my state that owed me multiple thousands,




I just called the DEA.



LOL!

Originally posted by Snaza
Originally posted by ...ryan

Originally posted by ibflounder


I had a dealer in my state that owed me multiple thousands,




I just called the DEA.



LOL!

I'd like to kick his piece of shit head in and throw him in a dumpster.

very few have any class!

Originally posted by ibflounder
Originally posted by Snaza

Originally posted by ...ryan


Originally posted by ibflounder



I had a dealer in my state that owed me multiple thousands,




I just called the DEA.



LOL!

I'd like to kick his piece of shit head in and throw him in a dumpster.

when you go to jail can I have your players?