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Mr. Moses
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I can't watch the film from my office to see exactly what happened, but the turnovers couldn't have helped. I've been the DC for the last season and a half and that stable of wide receivers is the best that we've faced on paper. Hopefully I can learn something we can use as the season goes on. Last season all the strong teams had halfbacks averaging over 250/game, so this should be educational.

Mah Next Poem
Rolled up in the A7 with mah radio blarin',
Buncha eyebrows raised and folks was starin',
Grabbed mah clipboard and stepped onto the field,
Ready to beat dey ass and tryin' ta keep it real,
So dey kicked the shit out of us...

Standing on the sideline, snot bubbles in my nose,
With a puddle of piss all around my toes,
My eyes are black, my lip is busted,
I can't seem to get my cup adjusted,
Back to the drawing board for some A7 schemin',
But I still got ya hoes at mah side for some Tucson tag teamin'.

Last edited Sep 23, 2008 14:45:49
 
rj414
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Originally posted by Mr. Moses
I can't watch the film from my office to see exactly what happened, but the turnovers couldn't have helped. I've been the DC for the last season and a half and that stable of wide receivers is the best that we've faced on paper. Hopefully I can learn something we can use as the season goes on. Last season all the strong teams had halfbacks averaging over 250/game, so this should be educational.

Mah Next Poem
Rolled up in the A7 with mah radio blarin',
Buncha eyebrows raised and folks was starin',
Grabbed mah clipboard and stepped onto the field,
Ready to beat dey ass and tryin' ta keep it real,
So dey kicked the shit out of us...

Standing on the sideline, snot bubbles in my nose,
With a puddle of piss all around my toes,
My eyes are black, my lip is busted,
I can't seem to get my cup adjusted,
Back to the drawing board for some A7 schemin',
But I still got ya hoes at mah side for some Tucson tag teamin'.



Instant classic.
 
jayswisher
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A7 Woof
 
pontiacnutt
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nice work!
 
Modok
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Nicely done Moses! lol
 
Mr. Moses
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Originally posted by Modok
Nicely done Moses! lol


Thanks, mah man. See, we ain't *that* bad.
 
limas4sweed
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Please know Moses that I am still the king and we both know it... I have been crazy ass busy but I have something for you coming soon let me work myself out of this closet
 
Mr. Moses
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Originally posted by limas4sweed
Please know Moses that I am still the king and we both know it... I have been crazy ass busy but I have something for you coming soon let me work myself out of this closet


Wait.. Out of the closet? You mean, THE closet?

Oh
 
Kaceltx
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Aww hell. Damnit Limas.

I always knew that "Dry Elbows" excuse seemed a lil fishy for havin 3 Family Size bottles of Baby Oil in your locker.

I just hope that by "work your way out of it," you don't really mean, "Work your way out of it."

Shiza.

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limas4sweed
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lmao i earned those comments.... i meant box or some other really small place maybe corner aw hell whatever
 
pontiacnutt
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he is 4sweed you guys should have known all along, he aint never been right

 
Mr. Moses
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Originally posted by limas4sweed
i meant some other really small place


In order to quit digging, you must first put down the shovel, Mr. Aiken.

Just sayin
 
rj414
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Originally posted by Mr. Moses
Originally posted by limas4sweed

i meant some other really small place


In order to quit digging, you must first put down the shovel, Mr. Aiken.

Just sayin


Isn't there another poem in our future yet Moses?
 
Mr. Moses
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I was hoping Lima Bean would inspire me. He's the king ya know. Or at least that's what he said.
 
limas4sweed
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all hail to the king they shout as I stand from my throne
I look around and they all bow down I've been king for way to long
So I reach for my cup of pimp juice and take me a real quick sip
My jester came by to make me laugh and I said Limas World is a trip

Now that Ima buzzin and the drink has my chest burning
I told the Hawks sit down and listen come do some A7 learning
Mr Moses is my people and P Nutt I consider a friend
But coming from the 13 up to the 7 is a totally different land

So this poem shall remain kosher because this is a really sensitive bunch
I figure the reason is because they dont have my pimp juice punch
Im glad the Hawks have made it up because the canes dont speak
and no matter what league i'm in i'll never forget the BBB

Greg" SEASON 2 AND 3 WAS THE SHIT" Timmons
Austin Lumberjacks
DoBI
 
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