Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Granted86
Originally posted by thegenerel



i love it, we totally own you. clearly you are not aware of what the misc is.

in fact, we are not bothered by anything in glb. we only post on here because we know that we can agitate the piss out of you. (no homo). we love how you guys cannot take a joke and whine like bitches. we know that you will continually respond, and we keep feeding it up to you guys.

we are the exact opposite of the guys picked last, we are the ones who are athletes. and no, none of us work at mcdonalds you tard.

just because we are genetically superior to you doesnt mean you need to say mean things about us. brb benching 225 for reps brah! there is no way to prove much of the internet, but you will just have to trust us on this one:

misc > you.

You really are a loser, but i really wish u all the best cause you really do need it, not in glb cause u dont stand a chance against any good team with or without luck, but in life

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

Yeah but do you then bake it in the oven??

Originally posted by Mr_Victor
Yeah but do you then bake it in the oven??

this should explain everything...

I have had some realizations.

Chocolate cake batter is dead. Chocolate frosting is dead. Everything related to chocolate cake is dead!

...and it's ok

It's time to evolve our tastes in deserts and recognize the greatness that is tapioca pudding.

Evolve or die, that is what sets the boys from the men.

Tapioca pudding is far less structured in it's construction than chocolate cake. Bruce Lee talked about how water can flow into any vessel. So can tapioca pudding. Be tapioca pudding, my friend.

Chocolate cake is way too unsophisticated for today. Look at shows like Top Chef and Hell's Kitchen. People are expecting more.

All that chocolate cake is useless to me, because I KNOW tapioca pudding is the bomb, and chicks like to wrestle in it. You've never heard of chicks wrestling in chocolate cake before, have you? No, you ****ing haven't. Tapioca pudding is the mother****ing bomb.

Originally posted by MeatBomb
Is it time for the make-up hugs yet?

Heck no, this just getting warmed up!

Pass the popcorn please...

Originally posted by Real LT
Originally posted by MeatBomb

Is it time for the make-up hugs yet?

Heck no, this just getting warmed up!

Pass the popcorn please...

well these guys will probably stop posting, so we will behave normally. we only act like tards to annoy the guys we dont like.

we dont care what anyone thinks of us, which allows us to keep going and going, resulting in another misc win.

heheh...new request...all Alpha teams, save your temp boost tokens for the Detectives

Originally posted by jbirchler129
heheh...new request...all Alpha teams, save your temp boost tokens for the Detectives

oh noez!

heheh...new request...all Alpha teams, turn off your avatar viewing so you dont have to look at that guys ugly face.

Welcome to the fold new teams. Though we will only play misc if happenstance allows, it would be nice. Though I haven't shaped my excrement, nor do I feel the need to be held in strong arms (allthough my wife is 5'10" 180), I do like to trawl through the entrails of my defeated opponents. I sometimes peel the skin from their decapitated skulls to put on my own face. Sometimes, I can feel the anguish they felt before they fell. Sometimes it's just sticky.

Originally posted by shadow67
Welcome to the fold new teams. Though we will only play misc if happenstance allows, it would be nice. Though I haven't shaped my excrement, nor do I feel the need to be held in strong arms (allthough my wife is 5'10" 180), I do like to trawl through the entrails of my defeated opponents. I sometimes peel the skin from their decapitated skulls to put on my own face. Sometimes, I can feel the anguish they felt before they fell. Sometimes it's just sticky.

im always down for some fun glb action, just dont be a whiner like these guys that got promoted.

my only grudge with you is that avi. here we go steelers, here we go!! lol!

Oh God, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt untill the Pissburg comment. I hope you aren't serious, I get enough of this on Dawgtalk. I'm here just for the football.

Oh, and I don't whine. Football needs all kinds of fans. I take in an away game every yeay. Soon, I will have seen the Browns play in every stadium, and I've yet to have a real problem.

Originally posted by Real LT
Originally posted by MeatBomb

Is it time for the make-up hugs yet?

Heck no, this just getting warmed up!

Pass the popcorn please...

Sorry LT but GENERAL is boring, she should be a nurse. she doesnt know how to agitate people so sadly i think this post is dying down.

Originally posted by Granted86
Originally posted by Real LT

Originally posted by MeatBomb


Is it time for the make-up hugs yet?

Heck no, this just getting warmed up!

Pass the popcorn please...

Sorry LT but GENERAL is boring, she should be a nurse. she doesnt know how to agitate people so sadly i think this post is dying down.


listen up fellas,it isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.

Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by Granted86

Originally posted by Real LT


Originally posted by MeatBomb



Is it time for the make-up hugs yet?

Heck no, this just getting warmed up!

Pass the popcorn please...

Sorry LT but GENERAL is boring, she should be a nurse. she doesnt know how to agitate people so sadly i think this post is dying down.


listen up fellas,it isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.

Sounds like you've got quite a hobby there..........

Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by Granted86

Originally posted by Real LT


Originally posted by MeatBomb



Is it time for the make-up hugs yet?

Heck no, this just getting warmed up!

Pass the popcorn please...

Sorry LT but GENERAL is boring, she should be a nurse. she doesnt know how to agitate people so sadly i think this post is dying down.


listen up fellas,it isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.

That actually sounds like something that fat ugly face on my avatar would say...he probably would probably say "bitch" instead of "ho" though

Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by Granted86

Originally posted by Real LT


Originally posted by MeatBomb



Is it time for the make-up hugs yet?

Heck no, this just getting warmed up!

Pass the popcorn please...

Sorry LT but GENERAL is boring, she should be a nurse. she doesnt know how to agitate people so sadly i think this post is dying down.


listen up fellas,it isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.

See what i mean LT? no creativity at all jus misplaced anger and a painful childhood filled with step fathers and brooms ...