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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
I got stuck seeing Maleficent this weekend. Turned out not to be so bad, but I definitely wanted to see X-Men.



My girlfriend wanted to go to the movies, as did a friend and her daughter. In my head I was like 'X-Men X-Men X-Men X-Men X-Men X-Men X-Men' only to be turned down for Maleficent in 3D. Overruled by 3 women.

Obviously Hugh Jackman's naked ass wasn't a big enough draw?

I was seriously considering throwing my $5 regular fountain Iced Tea at the general vicinity of the squeaky-shoe kid's parents.

Originally posted by Time Trial
I was seriously considering throwing my $5 regular fountain Iced Tea at the general vicinity of the squeaky-shoe kid's parents.

yeah, that would make me fcking hot. nothing worse than a kid in a theater that wont sit down

Fucking ants are everywhere this year. I put out a bunch of stuff yesterday and they took revenge by biting my ankles, which are swollen like grapefruits now.

Originally posted by jdbolick
Fucking ants are everywhere this year. I put out a bunch of stuff yesterday and they took revenge by biting my ankles, which are swollen like grapefruits now.

death to the hill? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI

Originally posted by jdbolick
Fucking ants are everywhere this year. I put out a bunch of stuff yesterday and they took revenge by biting my ankles, which are swollen like grapefruits now.

yeah, ive had them all over my house too. mostly just big black ones #racist

I bit my lip pretty good the other night and I developed what I suspect was a mucocele. I stopped by the store, got a needle, sterilized it, and punched two holes in it. Was filled with sticky goo. The needle made a satisfying pop which it punched through the skin.

The needles came in a pack of several. I made the mistake of starting with the big one, which was dull.

#AmateurSurgery

Originally posted by foofighter24
I bit my lip pretty good the other night and I developed what I suspect was a mucocele. I stopped by the store, got a needle, sterilized it, and punched two holes in it. Was filled with sticky goo. The needle made a satisfying pop which it punched through the skin.

The needles came in a pack of several. I made the mistake of starting with the big one, which was dull.

#AmateurSurgery

dont forget to caurterize it with a paper clip and crack lighter

Originally posted by foshizzel17
dont forget to caurterize it with a paper clip and crack lighter

I swished around some saltwater to try to extract the remainder of the fluid, then some listerine. The mouth heals so fast, I am not sure I could even tell it happened at this point.

Originally posted by foshizzel17
dont forget to caurterize it with a paper clip and crack lighter

smoke some of the crack first, of course. #cheapanesthesia

Originally posted by foofighter24
I swished around some saltwater to try to extract the remainder of the fluid, then some listerine. The mouth heals so fast, I am not sure I could even tell it happened at this point.

i guess that works too. but, the crack and the paper clip would be more fun, and make a really funky smell.




your choice i guess, this IS America.

Originally posted by Time Trial

2) Some parents need to be slapped around a bit.

Take them to Walmart, it is apparently ok to beat other individuals (usually kids) there.

Originally posted by foshizzel17
Originally posted by Time Trial

I was seriously considering throwing my $5 regular fountain Iced Tea at the general vicinity of the squeaky-shoe kid's parents.

yeah, that would make me fcking hot. nothing worse than a kid in a theater that wont sit down

sure there is...... their parents that allow it.

Originally posted by jdbolick

Try some of the sub-forums. Homage has some bruises he could direct you to.


Bitch please.

So I got challenged in the cold water challenge.


TOO BAD THERES NO FUCKING WATER HERE