Warrior General Games

Originally posted by jdbolick
When a cute, young waitress neglects other tables to talk to you and touches you on the shoulder, is she doing it as part of the job or genuinely interested? Even though I'm guessing the former, I gave my contact info anyway. At the time I didn't feel it was appropriate to ask for hers given that I was at her place of work, but now I'm regretting that decision. Not sure someone who knows I live 5 hours away and heading home tomorrow will bother to get in touch even if she was sincere.

she was working you for a bigger tip you jackass. that's all. dude, you need to get over yourself.

Originally posted by Ahrens858
last time my buddy left his phone number on a receipt for our cute waitress he received a picture of someones ball sack
I didn't randomly leave it. I asked her out and when she said she had to work a double tonight but would have liked to (possibly an excuse, I concede, but she seemed sincere), I wrote down my contact info.

Originally posted by glbisthewaytobe
she was working you for a bigger tip you jackass. that's all. dude, you need to get over yourself.

Pretty much this.

OMG THAT CHICK CALLED ME "HONEY"

SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME

Originally posted by jdbolick

I didn't randomly leave it. I asked her out and when she said she had to work a double tonight but would have liked to (possibly an excuse, I concede, but she seemed sincere), I wrote down my contact info.


you are a sad and pathetic, creepy as fuck guy.

Good waitresses are good at detecting sad desperation and will work you for a better tip.

This is why you never open up on the internet, jd.

Originally posted by Corndog
Good waitresses are good at detecting sad desperation and will work you for a better tip.

On the flip side, if you're good at faking sad desperation, you can get excellent service.

Originally posted by Dub J
This is why you never open up on the internet, jd.



yeah he pretty much told the world that he's a closet serial rapist.

wait, so nobody hear as ever randomly picked up a chick?

ive asked out waitresses, grocery store clerks, bank tellers and even random chicks in parking lots. sometimes they actually say yes. ive even gone out with strippers, i met at the club. thats rare thou.


my best was this chick i parked next to at the bank. we locked eyes as soon as i pulled up, so as i walked into the bank i made it a point to wait for her so i could hold the door open for her. we shared a smile and that was that. when i was leaving i left her a note and gave her my number. she actually texted me that she would have loved to go out with me, but she has a boyfriend. she said my note made her day thou

Originally posted by Dub J
Originally posted by Corndog

On the flip side, if you're good at pretending you're wealthy, you can get excellent BJs.



oh no. women can smell wealth. you can't fake that shit.

Why must you fill this thread with lies, fo?

Most of my ex-girlfriends I've met at the grocery store. They weren't working there, though.