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Karate_Koala
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Have had DTV for about 6 years now. 0 problems with any of the boxes.
 
Donk3yMan
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Just get utorrent and problem solved
 
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Originally posted by Donk3yMan
Just get utorrent and problem solved


I have that shit. Good luck with all the random pop ups and bullshit!
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by fuzzypoopy
I have that shit. Good luck with all the random pop ups and bullshit!


 
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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost… It’s a man thing.
 
Savitar
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FuzzyP
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Originally posted by Ahrens858


gfy you fucking fuckhole
 
Savitar
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Originally posted by fuzzypoopy
gfy you fucking fuckhole


You tell em Fuzzy.
 
Ahrens858
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Originally posted by fuzzypoopy
gfy you fucking fuckhole


i cant help that youre bad at simple things
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by revolution17
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost… It’s a man thing.




 
rams78110
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Summer break starts in 3 days for me, and we're supposed to get 5" of heavy wet snow tonight.
 
Savitar
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Originally posted by rams78110
Summer break starts in 3 days for me, and we're supposed to get 5" of heavy wet snow tonight.


Dang, global warming is kickin yo ass.
 
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I love my mom, but Mother's Day is fucking irritating.
 
rams78110
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Originally posted by jdbolick
I love my mom, but Mother's Day is fucking irritating.


 
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I love my mom, but Mother's Day is fucking irritating.



My family finally wised up a few years ago and decreed that ALL Mother's Day activity would take place on the Saturday before so that we could stop wrestling with vain attempts to get seated in restaurants, tickets to movies, etc.
 
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