Originally posted by Time Trial
Yeah, but a mugger has to come to you. We are more like the spider, as we have you all convinced to come to us.
Famous lawyer line..."So how innocent can you afford to be?"
Words of wisdom: "A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.
"Boy, I'd like to screw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other.
"But out of what?"
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"