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GG Brownies. thought we were going to tie it up at the end. 3 consecutive runs losing yards does not do a good job setting up FG position.

To quote Dwayne Johnson, "Do you smell my Brownies cooking? Jedi mind tricks or Covid brain, it doesn't matter!. I will take quality wins versus quality teams coached by quality coaches any time I can, you jabronies!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx656I98-JI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o302zxXK7QU
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GG Goolies! You certainly gave us fits with those long TD runs.

GG Fight Club. looks like we are coming back down to earth as we play our way thought Gamma

Originally posted by Ace of Spades 7
GG Goolies! You certainly gave us fits with those long TD runs.

GG Bengals, was a nice running back battle

Biff Barf here, soaking all the news and barfing it back at you!

Along side me, Spaceman Spiff, doing color commentating-

Yeah, less is more Spiff, less is more. What a wild a wacky week we watched weally whatever was wondered went wight out the window-

Kinda stretching that gag out a bit aren't you?

Great now I have to start all over aga-

Please don't.

Now, I lost my train of thought too! Geez Spiff are you really here to help?!

I'm sure the readers-

IT DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR! This is heart league! Where the men are men, the women are few and the cheerleaders resent my constant bugging for dates! Um, ignore that last part-

Don't worry we ignored the first part too...

What?

Nothing, go on.

Where was I, oh yes,

oh no...

Huh?

Please continue.

Heart League has seen some developments worth noting this week as Alpha changes leaders, Beta tightens, and Gamma shows it mousey worth!

Was that a Pinky and the Brain reference?

Yes!

Not a very good one.

excuse m-

Yes Biff, there is a Santa Claus in Columbus as the Rabid Lizards pull closer to relevancy and -

Hey save it for the game summary! Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 Cincinnati Bengals 7-3-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 6-4-0
3 Boise Sentinals CPU 1-9-0
4 Tulsa Pit Bulls CPU 1-9-0
Boise wins! Boise wins! Oh Nelly, Boise WINS!!! Kansas City Hippos, Boise Sentinals, 0-3. Never a more meaningless game was played, ever!
Gridiron Goolies lose a close one, at home, to the Cincinnati Bengals, 17-20. Both running games were good if not great but it was the Goolies' pass protection, or lack of it, that proves the deciding factor as the o-line allowed 7 sacks of Freddie for 3 forced fumbles. Those three led directly to 10 points for Cinci and also ended the hopes of the Goolies on their final drive...

Beta Division
1 Grape Apes 8-2-0
2 Gridiron Goolies 6-4-0
3 Columbus Rabid Lizards 4-6-0
4 Utah Pirates CPU 1-9-0
Columbus Rabid Lizards crush the Tulsa Pit Bulls' Rocky Mountain oysters in a 52-7 romp.

Gamma Division
1 Bill's Special Brownies 9-1-0
2 Black Dragon Fight Club 8-2-0
3 Assisted Living Saints V.2 8-2-0
4 Kansas City Hippos CPU 1-9-0
Assisted Living Saints V.2 edge out Deadpool's Mercs for Money, 35-28. It was a close, hard fought, game but ALSV2 never trailed. Were tied a few times, but never trailed.
Grape Apes are beaten in home invasion by Black Dragon Fight Club, 17-23. Another hard fought close game that keeps BDFC in pace with Div. leader.
Utah Pirates are a spicy meataball but are still downed by Bill's Special Brownies, 3-16.

GG Assisted! Every time your HB got the ball my heart started racing. He is tough to stop!

GG Goolies

GG Cinci, may the schwartz be with you.

I was looking forward to another league write up.

Originally posted by im317
GG Goolies

GG Apes, nice comeback

Originally posted by RealQuadL
GG Cinci, may the schwartz be with you.
Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! GG

Biff Barf here, soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you!

And back by popular demand! Spaceman Spiff! Owners, coaches and agents from around the world have demanded and Heart League responded with yours truly-

It was only agerm73

And he's an owner, coach, agent-

IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!

(hehehe) Return of the King reference?

Yeah, I try, anyway, Heart League has started it's second phase of inter-divisional games and after the first week much has been settled-

And much is still in the air!

Less is more Spiff, less is more. Where was I, oh yes, there is still a Wild card to be determined and Gamma is not officially in the hands of that ONE agent, coach, owner previously mentioned.

Hi agerm73 I-

AHEM, as I was saying, Gamma can still be a mucked up mess because either of Black Dragon Fight Club or Assisted Living Saints Version punto Duo-

What the? Spanish/French much?

Would you prefer Pointe Zwei?

French/German isn't much help either Biff...

how about-

The Brownies must take these threats seriously, as they already lost to ALS V.2 once and BDFC won 9 or their last 10 League games!

Save it for the Summaries! Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 Cincinnati Bengals 9-3-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 6-6-0
3 Boise Sentinals CPU 3-9-0
4 Tulsa Pit Bulls CPU 1-11-0
Tulsa Pit Bullsare shutout at home to the Boise Sentinalsby a score of 0-14. Boise, once the laughing stock of the league, are still being laughed at, but not as much as they now have the best CPU record in the league! Winners of three straight!
Deadpool's Mercs for Moneylose at home, and it wasn't even close, to Cincinnati Bengals, 7-24 Bengals secure Division title and a date with the number 2 seed in the Semies! (is it Semis? Semifinals? Yeah, Semis, I had it right all along, just testing you, yeah, that's it!)

Beta Division
1 Grape Apes 10-2-0
2 Gridiron Goolies 6-6-0
3 Columbus Rabid Lizards 5-7-0
4 Utah Pirates CPU 1-11-0
Gridiron Goolies are officially knocked out of the playoffs with a Grape Apes come back win, on the road, 14-21. QB Justin Thomas handed off to HB King Kenny, with 5 minutes left, for a 61 yard scamper off the right tackle and the go ahead touchdown! The Apes clinched the division a while back though.
Utah Pirates (are) lose(rs) at home to Columbus Rabid Lizards, 0-17. The victory helps heal a few sore wounds from early this season as the Lizards will be sitting out the playoffs with the other six officially out teams.

Gamma Division
1 Bill's Special Brownies 11-1-0
2 Assisted Living Saints V.2 9-3-0
3 Black Dragon Fight Club 9-3-0
4 Kansas City Hippos CPU 2-10-0
Assisted Living Saints V.2 strike a serious blow to Black Dragon Fight Club's playoff hopes in a 21-7 victory.
Bill's Special Brownieswin in a laugh-er at home vs. the Kansas City Hippos, 54-0.
With the wins by both home teams in Gamma Bill's Special Brownies have a strangle hold on the division title but haven't choked that chicken out just yet. They could conceivably lose the next two which would mean a three way tie atop the division standings. Should Brownies lose both then Assisted wins the division and Brownies go for a tie breaker rule with BDFC. Let's face it, there is NO WAY Kansas City wins another game. Butt, and that's a mighty big butt, the Brownies find a win in one game then who ever wins their match up against the Brownies clinches the Wild Card. Should Brownies sweep against the other two contenders Assisted is in and BDFC is out due to losing twice to Assisted. Note that in only one scenario is there even a chance that maybe Brownies don't make it into playoffs. maybe.

Well done and thank you sir! Very much appreciated