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Dub J
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Originally posted by rams78110
The work ethic of 90% of policemen ruins the image of the other 10%. They're not all assholes or power hungry dicks, but a huuuuge majority of them are lazy as fuck and do the minimum that needs to be done


It's strange because law enforcement in my city is an absolute embarrassment yet our county sheriff's department does a very good job. I'm thinking my town is in very desperate need of a new police chief.

 
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Originally posted by rams78110
Went almost one month without car trouble so of course something has to happen.

2 window motors or switches or something died, locking my windows in the down position, cant even wrench them up and tape them closed


McGuyvered that shit.

I'm afraid to open it again but at least no one can steal my car.
 
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Originally posted by Dub J
It's strange because law enforcement in my city is an absolute embarrassment yet our county sheriff's department does a very good job. I'm thinking my town is in very desperate need of a new police chief.



Ditto here. County comes out for 'suspicious person' reports with people not even doing shit, someone reported shots fired to city (we're .1 mile outisde city jurisdiction, we get either/or) and city took a good 20 mins to get here with a station 5-7 minutes away going the speed limit
 
Dub J
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Chain Tori Spelling to your car. No one will come near it.

 
Dub J
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Originally posted by rams78110
Ditto here. County comes out for 'suspicious person' reports with people not even doing shit, someone reported shots fired to city (we're .1 mile outisde city jurisdiction, we get either/or) and city took a good 20 mins to get here with a station 5-7 minutes away going the speed limit


I had a fugitive living two houses away from me for almost a year. The guy had his meth lab busted in another town, jumped bail, stole a car put up for his bail out of impound, was caught by county sheriffs (with 2 lbs of meth, loaded/stolen 9mm, 3500 cash), jumped bail again, and then crashed at my neighbor's house for 10-11 months. His face had been on the local news a number of times and everyone around here knew who he was.

I called the police and told them his whereabouts and two of my neighbors claimed to have done the same. Not only that, but city police had been called to that residence numerous times over various complaints varying from noise complaints to assault. The locals had known for almost a year the POS was living here and did nothing despite the fact many of my neighbors have small children. The guy was finally taken down...by bounty hunters.

Last I heard the guy posted bail (was set at a lulzy 30k) and had jumped bail again. At least he's not in my neighborhood this time.



 
Dub J
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My personal favorite was when the people living behind me (I live in a subdivision) were having a loud party. Around 2:30 AM a huge fight broke out and I called the police (city). The dispatcher told me they are in their own backyard so there's nothing they (city police) could do.
 
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Originally posted by Dub J
My personal favorite was when the people living behind me (I live in a subdivision) were having a loud party. Around 2:30 AM a huge fight broke out and I called the police (city). The dispatcher told me they are in their own backyard so there's nothing they (city police) could do.


sounds like the police hate you, too.
I'm guessing they were hoping someone would knife you.
 
Dub J
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Originally posted by seths99
sounds like the police hate you, too.
I'm guessing they were hoping someone would knife you.


I wasn't involved in the fight. Shitty...er...nice troll, though.

 
Venkman
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Originally posted by Dub J
I wasn't involved in the fight. Shitty...er...nice troll, though.



pointing out that there are probably people in real life who hope you get knifed isn't trolling.
it's just reality.
sorry to be the bearer of such news.
 
Dub J
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To be honest, you sound like those lazy and incompetent fucks that are supposed to be patrolling the streets of my town.

 
Venkman
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Originally posted by Dub J
To be honest, you sound like those lazy and incompetent fucks that are supposed to be patrolling the streets of my town.



tbh, you sound like one of those whiny little bitches who calls the police cause they saw someone wearing a hoodie after dark.
don't worry, they're not after your purse, dub.
 
Dub J
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No, I call the police when it's 2 AM on a work night and a bunch of stupid drunks are yelling and blaring their radios.

 
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Lol dubj claiming he has a job
 
Venkman
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Originally posted by Dub J
No, I call the police when it's 2 AM on a work night and a bunch of stupid drunks are yelling and blaring their radios.



yeah, I guess I'd want a good night s sleep before pushing carts in a walmart parking lot all day, too. it's hard work, yo.
 
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Originally posted by seths99
yeah, I guess I'd want a good night s sleep before pushing carts in a walmart parking lot all day, too. it's hard work, yo.


 
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