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Argonut
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So they sat that Yak ass right down on top of the Monarchs and had a lovely rest.


Monarchs all have those nice and soft fluffy purple pillows. Much appreciated
 
Robbnva
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Nice write up. Monarchs don’t want to be at the top. I like staying hungry in the mix. At least that why I say when I’m crying after a loss
 
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Originally posted by Argonut
Monarchs all have those nice and soft fluffy purple pillows. Much appreciated


The royal pillows are quite comfy.
 
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Originally posted by *Birdman*
Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 9 Power Rankings!!


11. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Sorry guys the Snow Bears had seen that jousting stunt before, so they were ready for it! You did hold them at bay until the last second though, it was kind of you to let them finally get a good meal in, you won't miss KeeKee's Hermans legg anyway.!


He might actually be more accurate without it haha.
 
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I honestly wasn't expecting to be flooded with pms so here's what's up with the team. I think the best way to move forward is to open it as a teaching team. if I hadn't added you yet give me a minute RL has me swamped. Argo is currently running the show and he's deciding what's best for him to manage the team. REMEMBER HIS HEALTH COMES 1ST YA'LL. stat I got you in but can't add more until later today possibly tonight. I don't know if argo will give you offense defense or maybe down and distance it's his call work it out with him. Everything is open to you all feel free to take OAI / DAI builds plays whatever you want and have fun with it. If you have any questions for me use the team board and I'll answer there. If I hadn't added you yet don't worry I will.


*** If you alter any plays or ALs I'm not going back to fix them so copy and then mod your version not the team stuff *****
 
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GG Kline, so close to a 2nd win lol
 
savanna
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GG to the Fish. I had some RNG for sure today
 
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GG Bears
 
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Originally posted by savanna
GG to the Fish. I had some RNG for sure today


Well played Stogies! Some well built dots! Thought your inside run defense was very tough and your pass game super efficient. Enjoyable game, great fun! Good luck the rest the way!
 
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gg Pee Wee's. You "spread" our guts all over the place
 
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GG Knights
 
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Originally posted by Argonut
gg Pee Wee's. You "spread" our guts all over the place


GG guys. Had to try something different lol
 
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Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 10 Power Rankings!!

Every week is a surprise! Great games again! Stogies, Dots, Adventure and Hartford all with quality wins!


1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Good thing you added that Ballroom as the party is getting bigger! When an angry Godzilla crashed through the wall onto the Ballroom dance floor, the many guest were stunned, no one was sure who should take the lead and how to deal with this menace and they stood there stunned. At the last moment before certain death a small lad from the Yak herding camp who had snuck in to the festivities, ran straight up to the beast grabbed its toe and started dancing. He danced and danced until the beast fell over, turned red and ran off. Go Argo!

2. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- Seems as if the whole team is looking to make the Deans list this semester! The Stogies were better schooled than our band of minnows and ran away with an easy victory in a battle of wits, our Fish brains were no match for JUCO's finest. Hottest team in the league right now, ever since the Yak loss and this new expect stuff they have been money!

3. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Celebrating, carrying the DOT BOWL trophy down the road the gang was feeling good, when Leland saw the Scythe shoot off on its own, he yelled for it to return, but it paid him no heed and attacked a group of deranged looking white bears. The DOT boys just watched as it duelled against a legg bone the bear had been eating. It went on for awhile before a huge swing shattered the bone and scattered the Bears and it returned to Lelands side.

4. Irridescent Ditch Fish- We Expected That, we knew at some point we would get schooled! I mean it is the Fish way after all. Thanks for leaving behind your motivational speaker! If ever a team need one it is my scaly bunch of slackers. We will see if Coach Jasons Brown trout will straighten them up.

5. Blitzin' Dots- Blitzin' slipped a chocolate covered "Pea" under the Monarchs pillow to see if the Princess would notice, which of course she did and to their delight she ate it! They expected her to loose her shit and go haywire but instead she morphed into a godlike QB and battled the Reindeer up and down the field and no one could get an edge until a reject from the Kline boys clan jumped aboard a reindeer and ran her down.

6. London Pee Wee Monarchs-After serving as a Yak Ass Pillow for a week the Monarchs had finally gotten free, only for Princess Precision to feel something hard stuck under the Royal pillow. She pulled it out and it looked like a lovely little pea shaped candy covered in chocolate. She ate it right up, delicious! Then the trip started and she swore she was playing QB versus a team of reindeer, and what a game it was back and forth until the shit wore off in OT and she threw incomplete and short of the sticks and the reindeer stampeded.

7. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Well i guess that will work! The Reapers missing the Scythe decided to break into a barber shop in Berlin and the occupants didn't put up much resistance. They left armed with razors, scissors, strops, clippers, shears and a 100s of cans of Barbasol. I am sure their jaw bones will be looking sharp before the next game!

8. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- KeeKees followers were out for blood when they saw what happened to him. They were after Bear and the first thing they saw was huge and hairy, must be a Bear! Wee Savage grabbed the lance and charged running circles around the beast stabbing it from all angles until it lay nearly dead, then Keekee himself hopped up and delivered 6 lovely kicks right between the Yak horn uprights! What a kicker!

9. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The Yaks woke and rose from the pillowing flowers they had napped on. They wandered away grazing down the meadow right into an angry mob of polynesian folks on a bear hunt, chanting avenge KeeKee. The Yaks tried to graze around them, but one of them went full Savage mode and charged them with a huge lance running it through the Yak defense time after time until they had enough and lay there full of holes.

10. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla was raging, destroying buildings across campus and into the city, he broke through a wall onto the Knights lovely ballroom floor. He was surrounded by prettily dressed ladies and stood there awed wanting one for himself. A small boy ran at him, grabbed his foot and started to dance. Godzilla was confused, but he wanted to impress the girls so he tried a little two step and then a little Samba, then while tangoing he tripped and fell over his feet, it was embarrassing and he fled as the people laughed. Such a sensitive fellow.

11. Arctic Snow Bears- The Bears were enjoying KeeKees legg, when a group of fellows walked by, they didn't recognize them, but they did recognize the scythe that was flying behind them and the Scythe recognized them and attacked! They fended it off with KeeKees leg bone, which held up for a while before splintering, at which point they turned and ran for their lives.

12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- The Pickles jumped on the Turtles back and Thunder Mt. roared and shook but couldn't dislodge them. The Pickles gave them a good bouncing and claimed the Bottom Spot Bowl for themselves!

Also receiving votes!

Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks- Never good to be the turtle on the bottom i hear mating can last for up to 7 hours! Thats quite a bouncing!
 
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Ranked scrims coming from the Pickles ....we don't like being on the bottom. That's a lazy man's position.
 
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to those looking for a mass retirement script. this should work. I had copiolot help me and had it tested and worked.

// ==UserScript==
// @name GLB – Bulk Player Retirement (matches real form)
// @namespace goallineblitz.com
// @version 2026.05.01
// @description Retire multiple players from home.pl using the real retire form
// @match https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/home.pl*
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==

(function () {
'use strict';

// 1) Find the player table on home page
const table = document.querySelector("table.player_list, #playerTable, table.players");
if (!table) return;

const rows = table.querySelectorAll("tr");
if (rows.length < 2) return;

// 2) Add header columns + Select All
const header = rows[0];
header.insertAdjacentHTML(
"beforeend",
`<th>Retire?</th><th>Delete Name?</th><th><a id="bulk_select_all" style="cursorointer;">Select ALL</a></th>`
);

document.getElementById("bulk_select_all").addEventListener("click", () => {
const boxes = document.querySelectorAll(".bulk_retire, .bulk_keepname");
const allChecked = [...boxes].every(b => b.checked);
boxes.forEach(b => (b.checked = !allChecked));
});

// 3) Add per-player checkboxes
rows.forEach((row, idx) => {
if (idx === 0) return;

const link = row.querySelector("a[href*='player_id=']");
if (!link) return;

const playerId = new URL(link.href).searchParams.get("player_id");

row.insertAdjacentHTML(
"beforeend",
`<td><input type="checkbox" class="bulk_retire" data-id="${playerId}"></td>
<td><input type="checkbox" class="bulk_keepname" title="Checked = keep name; unchecked = delete name"></td>`
);
});

// 4) Add main button
const btn = document.createElement("button");
btn.textContent = "Retire Selected Players";
btn.style.margin = "10px";
btn.style.padding = "6px 12px";
btn.style.cursor = "pointer";
table.before(btn);

// Helper: retire a single player by mimicking the form
async function retireOne(playerId, keepName, password) {
// Load retire page first (to mimic navigation; also ensures session is valid)
await fetch(`/game/retire_player.pl?player_id=${playerId}`, { credentials: "same-origin" });

// Now submit the same fields the form uses
const body = new URLSearchParams();
body.set("player_id", playerId);
body.set("keep_name", keepName ? "1" : "0"); // 1 = keep, 0 = rename to "Retired Player"
body.set("password", password);
body.set("action", "Retire");

const res = await fetch(`/game/retire_player.pl?player_id=${playerId}`, {
method: "POST",
headers: { "Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded" },
body: body.toString(),
credentials: "same-origin"
});

return res.text();
}

// 5) Click handler
btn.addEventListener("click", async () => {
const selected = [...document.querySelectorAll(".bulk_retire:checked")];
if (selected.length === 0) {
alert("No players selected.");
return;
}

const password = prompt(`Enter your password to retire ${selected.length} players:`);
if (!password) return;

btn.disabled = true;
let done = 0;
btn.textContent = `Retiring... (0/${selected.length})`;

for (const cb of selected) {
const playerId = cb.dataset.id;
const keepNameBox = cb.parentElement.nextElementSibling.querySelector(".bulk_keepname");
const keepName = keepNameBox && keepNameBox.checked;

try {
const html = await retireOne(playerId, keepName, password);

// crude success check: look for "Retire Player" form disappearing or some confirmation text
if (html.includes("Retire Player") && html.includes("THIS PROCESS IS PERMANENT")) {
// probably failed (still on retire page)
console.log(`Possible failure retiring player ${playerId}`);
} else {
cb.closest("tr").style.opacity = "0.4";
}
} catch (e) {
console.log(`Error retiring player ${playerId}`, e);
}

done++;
btn.textContent = `Retiring... (${done}/${selected.length})`;
}

btn.textContent = "Done!";
setTimeout(() => location.reload(), 1500);
});
})();
 
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