Warrior General Games

Originally posted by airboss32

Just makin conversation.
Argo and I usually have some really good games, and the final match up is usually a nail biter. He always figures out how to counter any tendencies and make me go "oh shit" in the last matchup.

I Hear ya. I'm a bit dumbfounded as to what happened to my squad. One minute I beat Buckies and the next I can't even be close to anyone else. i'll figure it out (I hope)


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GG dewboy, HOWEVER my good man be reminded there is a very strick no rodent policy on the property here so there wont be any future home and away games with participants who represent such filthiness. field beasts and rodents are most deplorable wouldn't you agree

PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 15 Power Rankings!!

Great action in the Alpha playoff race.


1. Buckhead Royal Knights- No field beasts and rodents sounds good to me! Keep the place clean and well doused with water so us fishies feel at home. We are allowed right! Every castle needs a good fish tank, trojan horse, don't you think. Watch out for that out of control goose migrating the wrong direction this week.

2. The North- Past Santas reindeer and the North Pole! Now we are truly getting North! Just keep on flying straight at that ugly thing in armour, just dodge the pointy thing and you will win. Looking forward to this weeks game!

3. Blitzin' Dots- Wham, bam, no thanks maam, that is how the past two games felt, lot of action but no satisfaction. Dots likely to finish in 4th and get to try and dodge the lance first round.

4. PeeWee Deadmen- I am going with the Deadmen this week, basically kiss of death, sorry! I say they finish 2nd seed and play the North in the first round.

5. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Beta champs again, munching popcorn watching the Alpha waiting for a competitive game.

6. North Texas Mean Green- No problems with the Eagles that round, i expect the same result in the playoffs. Mean Green are meaner and greener than even Eagles fans.

7. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Oh, I love the new bikini line cut! Yaks holidaying on the beach feels out of place. But they will have lovely tan lines.

8. Philly Philly- Philly Philly phly away home, your wins are all gone and cheerleaders alone.

9. Kinnik Legends- Legends are made, not born. Or is it legends are born not made? I don't know but the Legends should find out before next season and get it right.

10. Idaho Muscrats- Stay out of castles, can't
you silly vermin read the no rodents allowed sign!

11. Berlin Mustaches- Come back again next season the Beta league needs you!

12. Port Royal Pirates- No fears Pirates, you have nearly weathered out the storm of this season and calm seas and another shot a success lie ahead.

Gg buck. You better watch out at this rate I’ll get ya in three more matches

Birdman real mvp

GG Dots.

gg deadmen

PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 16 Power Rankings!!

Playoff Time!! The two Alpha games are going to be great fun watch! Our side should be straight forward until next round. Time to bring your A games!!

1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Wow! What a throw! knocked that goose right outta the air, who knew you could even throw a lance? Knights hiding some big ol muscles under all that armour. Going to be tough stopping them from returning to the Bowl.

2. PeeWee Deadmen- What a battle! The Deadmen were struggling but once they realized the Dots were more or less frisbees for little folk they had a great time throwing them all over the field.

3. The North- Really can't break formation like that, you have to stay in a V! Just cause the leader was ran through it doesn't mean scatter in all directions. just next goose up, come on!

4. Blitzin' Dots- Feeling a bit dizzy are we! That happens when those little green guys have their way with you and the last 3 games all gave you a head ache. Playoffs aren't looking like an aspirin thats for sure.

5. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Finally pre season is over, well almost, after next game we will be meaning business!

6. North Texas Mean Green- Mean Green is in fine form and ready for the playoffs! Looking forward to our game already! Almost seems unfair to have to only win one to get to the Bowl while the Alpha side kills themselves!

7. Rome Gladiator Yaks- What relaxation after a hard season, grazing that nice beachside pasture full of female Yaks with similar haircuts to yours! Who needs the post season anyway!

8. Philly Philly- Hopefully that was just a flop against the Greenies last time and now you are breaking out the secret hidden offense and lock down defense you have been building all season. Poor Greenies won't know what hit them!

9. Kinnik Legends- OK, that was better than last season! Improve that much again and the Legends will have a chance to win a playoff game.

10. Idaho Muscrats- Finally free, no more trappers, no more fur donations, no more rodent abuse! Look forward to the next version!

11. Berlin Mustaches- Barber shop on the right, hard stop time to get that tussled up mess of a thing on your face trimmed back up for next season.

12. Port Royal Pirates- Beach! I see a beach, raise the sails, land ho. Lets get off this fuckin boat!

GLB Tournament.

Championship Game

The North vs Blitzin' Dots

3rd place

North Texas Mean Green vs Rome Gladiator Yaks

Originally posted by R007C
Gg buck. You better watch out at this rate I’ll get ya in three more matches

Birdman real mvp

Touche Northsman. Salute. GG 007

Season 118 PW Pro Bowl Team

Passing
PW Deadmen. this was a tough pick with 8 teams having a better completion percentage. I couldn't ignore 14.3 yards per completion which is 3 yards more than the 2nd place Ditch Fish. two very tough teams to defend down field but the Deadmen get the nod.

Rushing
The North. Part of me wanted to choose the Kinnick Legends after they posted 10.1 yards per carry BUT The Nawf bulldozed their way into the end zone 116 times. First downs keep the clock running, touchdowns put dubs in the win column

Receiving
Buckhead Royal Knights. The Deadmen and Ditch Fish both have very dangerous receivers but for me it's about consistently making plays in clutch situation and the Knights do that by not dropping balls. only 33 drops on the season, I want these guys in the huddle with me.

Special Teams
the Ditch Fish. 35 combined kick returns and punt returns for tds made this a no brainer. the blitzing dots get the honorable mention with 31 but the fish has no equal

Kicking
Rome Gladiator Yaks. 83.3% made field goal percentage is as good as it gets in the PW this season. funny thing is who knew yaks could kick

Defense
The North. only a league lowest 19 missed tackles and a league high 340 pds makes this the easiest pick out of the grouping. if that's not impressive enough they finished 3rd in sack yards

Blocking
North Texas Mean Green. Listen, 429 pancakes ! If these guys don't deserve the IHOP award it shouldn't be given out. Robb / whiskey do they have tape hanging off their wrists blood on their pants and teeth missing ?

defense would have looked better if you didn't hang 60 on me lmao but that game is like fight club...we dont talk about it

Originally posted by R007C
defense would have looked better if you didn't hang 60 on me lmao but that game is like fight club...we dont talk about it

60 ? no idea what you're talking about bro

Interesting we are tops in KR, likely due to the weaker schedule. Deadmen passing is top notch, ours took a step back trying to mess with blocking wrs this season. Not worth the effort it seems.

Originally posted by *Birdman*
Interesting we are tops in KR, likely due to the weaker schedule. Deadmen passing is top notch, ours took a step back trying to mess with blocking wrs this season. Not worth the effort it seems.

Thanks for the kudos there, Birdman.
In regards to Luxury's assessment of the passing game, I would go with the Buckhead then the Ditch Fish. Perhaps I'm too critical of my own team's flaws, but it's just my opinion. I try each outing to be as good and efficient as I see Luxury's team do in their passing attack. Not there yet, but I continue to try and improve.