Funny names aside, Predictions! Week 6!
Egg LeagueFairhaven Blue Knights vs Jarvis Street Coffee SquirrelsJarvis Street is in a position where they're chasing a wildcard spot. Clinching this victory will help them helps improve their chances and be a step in the right direction.
Buffalo Bulls vs Davis Empire TigersThis victory will extend Buffalo's win streak in Egg League to 6. They almost beat me today!
Cleveland Cowboys vs HOLY GUACAMOLE!Another one of those games that'll be interesting! Egg league wildcard picture is on fire! Right now 3 teams with the exact same record are looking for that playoff spot. This will be a very important game!
1980s Rule Clown World Fools vs Team BETA Prediction: TieYeah that right, I predict a tie! Sue me! 1980s only lost to Scranton because they got a safety! That's not happening twice. Cybertron knows how to shut down all run offense, and has done it before. 0-0 people! That's my prediction.

GAME OF DA WEEK!
Intimidation Factor vs Scranton ScramblersLiterally every time I bet against Kvothe I end up being wrong. Nonetheless we shall see! I think iRock has the defense necessary to shut down the all run offense.
Palm League (where the big kids play)
Brooklyn Brontosauruses vs THE REAPERSThis would extend Brooklyn's record to 10-0. Think about that. This one team no one really had their eyes might be going 10-0. I think the entire Brooklyn coaching staff deserves a round of applause here
Santa Fe Assassins vs Virginia CavaliersSomeone is getting the win! The only two teams in Palm so far that are yet to snag a victory. One of them shall leave victorious though! I'm giving it to Virginia due to their new coaching staff.
Nevada Wolf Pack vs Wiggle WarriorsAs of right now Nevada has had a grand total of 10 points scored on them. They have scored
*grabs calculator* 318.
GAME OF DA WEEK
The Flying Kaze vs Assisted Living V.2( I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope this doesn't age poorly because there is a very real chance that it might)
Not gonna lie, I'm feeling some nerves for this one. I would be a lair if I told you I wasn't a tad bit worried. Assisted Living beating the flying kaze would guarentee us a playoff position. It won't be easy though. Despite being relatively new squad they have proven that they are not to be underestimated. I don't think they can stop our offense though. I think our player builds are going to do the work for us and that the "Catch in traffic" pass troll offense is going to be too much for them.
Overall Prediction record 31-14-3
68% accuracy rate