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Corndog
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Originally posted by rams78110
Thing is grad students don't usually feel like pathetic wastes of life.


At least until they end up flipping burgers at McDonalds with a lifetime worth of debt.
 
Naked Welder
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Originally posted by Corndog
At least until they end up flipping burgers at McDonalds with a lifetime worth of debt.


And then have their issue capitalized by a non-grad student hacker that just laundered assets overseas. I dunno, I'm saying times are changing. Our reliance on technology is going to be the death of us. Call the non-grad student hacker a venture capitalist perhaps?
 
rams78110
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You forgot the part where the government and the lawyers of the rich person rape the guy when they find out. They're not too kind on money-crime. How many career criminals do you know that retire away nicely in later years?
 
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I just found out my environmental chem teacher is my next door neighbor
 
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I had another weird dream last night

My brother who died years ago somehow came back. He died again after a couple days before I got to see him. I wasn't sure if I should go to the funeral but was thinking that he'd be the first one with 2 gravestones in the same cemetery

Took me until I was out of the house to realize that none of that happened

I've got some issues I think
 
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Originally posted by Ahrens858
I just found out my environmental chem teacher is my next door neighbor


awkward
 
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meh, hes cool.

I was kind of surprised when he said how quiet we were on the weekends. Not that we have big ragers or anything though.
 
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Originally posted by rams78110
You forgot the part where the government and the lawyers of the rich person rape the guy when they find out. They're not too kind on money-crime. How many career criminals do you know that retire away nicely in later years?


You have no idea do you? Technology is well in favor of the bad guys right now. If Quantum processors ever hit the market you can kiss RSA encryption bye bye. Right now its easy to be a hacker because everyone makes it so simple to do. You know, things like logging into your bank account from your smart phone, or allowing absolutely anything to install on your computer so you can get "free" access to a particular file? Yeah, and you must also have no idea bout TOR. If you learn about TOR then maybe you will be scared into taking the proper precautions with your online livelihood and stop being so naive to think you are perfectly safe and make such a showing of bravado with your statement.
 
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Went to Milwaukee for the weekend and just got completely smashed. Crashed a random house party where a dude in a dress and a wig passed out on the kitchen floor in front us, went to a concert and moshed so hard all of our clothes were soaked with sweat, parkour climbed a building on a bet and won $40, ate like complete shit, played a lot of cards against humanity (basically woke up at 1030 friday/saturday and started drinking and playing)
 
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Man pretty sure I just sweat pure booze last night.
 
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Went to WrestleMania XXX.

I am happy.
 
Time Trial
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My office overlooks a busy street an the front enterance to a department store. Today is the first nice day of the year, so it has been hella distracting with all of the skirts walking by. Thankfully, most hot young women aren't shopping at the department stores these days or I'd be getting no work done.

But this SUV just pulled up and this girl gets out, probably barely over five feet tall. Drop dead, smoking hot. From where I'm sitting I can see that there are no baby seats in the back.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad would it be if I stuck a business card under her windshield wiper (where 1 is not so bad)?

Same scale, what if I wrote Day-um! on the back?

lol.
 
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Go for it whats the worst that could happen.
 
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Originally posted by Time Trial
My office overlooks a busy street an the front enterance to a department store. Today is the first nice day of the year, so it has been hella distracting with all of the skirts walking by. Thankfully, most hot young women aren't shopping at the department stores these days or I'd be getting no work done.

But this SUV just pulled up and this girl gets out, probably barely over five feet tall. Drop dead, smoking hot. From where I'm sitting I can see that there are no baby seats in the back.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad would it be if I stuck a business card under her windshield wiper (where 1 is not so bad)?

Same scale, what if I wrote Day-um! on the back?

lol.


does your business card say you work for a law firm?


do it.
 
rams78110
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Can a cavity cause a headache? I've had one suspiciously close to where the dentist was drilling on the tooth in front of it, and it's been slowly getting worse. My insurance only covers 2 checkups a year, so I'm kinda biding my time for another month till I can get in again. It feels like I got kicked in the eye and the pain radiates down to right about where the tooth is anchored in my maxilla. no swelling, not warm to the touch, and the eye that hurts isn't really all that red outside a little fatigue redness.

Cavity-headache or just a random wtf headache?
 
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