Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 9 Power Rankings!!
Great seeing so much movement this season, teams going from bottom of rankings to top, from top to bottom and then right back the other way. Truly anyone can win on any given day.
1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Knights don't need a DJ to keep the party going against Berlin. That real life thing looks to be bothering the coaching staff and they have recruited a little help it looks like. Good to see it , keep them strong until the playoffs!
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- That was fun! Those skeletons weren't so tough without the scythe! We fish do have a fear of knives! Filletophobia i think its called! We also like showing off our fishnet tattoos to passing strangers, whether they like it or not.
3. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- Stogies were headed out to the bars for some celebrating after their excellent week of football. Big Ollie was leading the way when a huge drunk guy stepped on the local bar crushing it and snatched the Big O into the air. The Stogies panicked but Jerald Thompson had seen the movies and knew what to do. He grabbed a projector and start playing King Kong clips on the side of a nearby building. Godzilla freaked! He dropped big Ollie and attacked the Gorilla, only he destroyed the student union instead and the Gorilla vanished, but it was enough commotion for the Stogies to escape unharmed.
4. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- And that is why its called The DOT BOWL! not the Dot Bowl. The Kline boys were having none of the Reindeers Games this week, they still had the scythe which seemed to really like the Leland fellow. Blitzin' put up a strong defensive stand but they had seen the scythe before and knew in the end they were going to end up Dot Chop Suey!
5. Rome Gladiator Yaks- After running balls on fire for a few hours the Yaks finally calmed down and started feeling their inner Ferdinand again. They were hungry and found a lovely patch of flowers, they checked for bees, fish and other pokey things, looks clear only a butterfly to be seen. So they sat that Yak ass right down on top of the Monarchs and had a lovely rest.
6.London Pee Wee Monarchs- Wow! That was ugly, London hit the top and kept right on going down the other side, hope they bottom out soon! Speaking of bottoms, how is being crunched up under that stinky Yaks inflamed rear end treating you! I bet it is smelly down there and it aint the flowers. Hope you survive until next week.
7. Blitzin' Dots- The Dots had made some great plans for the DOT BOWL! They had pooped their dizzying dots in the Gatorade, spiked the field with broken Antlers, deflated their balls, bribed their zebra brethren. They were going all out to make it the Dot Bowl this season. Everything was great until Leland drew the Scythe late in the 4th quarter, the reindeer panicked, they had just been cubed up by that same sword a few weeks ago. Off the field they ran, no thoughts of staying to fight even crossed their minds and the DOT BOWL remained ALL BIG LETTERS for another season!
8. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Fish to the face and you can't do anything about it. Sure that is some fellows fantasy, but not the Reapers they were pissed when we jumped them and sat on their boney noses and they couldn't fend us off! They ran screaming like virgin teen boys from the Ditch, cursing some Leland fellows name and swearing to get the scythe back. They looked mad! i pity whoever they meet next.
9. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla had won a fight and now he was after pleasure, He spotted it walking down on the road next to campus heading to a bar. He crushed the bar and grabbed the Big O! He was excited! But then that girl snatching gorilla showed up, he had stolen Godzillas fun before. The Lizard dropped Ollie and attacked only to get a mouthful of concrete and bricks and the Gorilla and the Big O were both gone. He was enraged!
10.Arctic Snow Bears- Looks like the Bears made it to Hawaii! And the natives TeeTee, CeeCee, FeeSeeTee and their other duel named buddies were scared! They had never seen such a thing on the islands, they tried holding it off with a big spear, but it just parried it grabbed the one called Keekee and made off with his leg! Mmmm!
11. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Sorry guys the Snow Bears had seen that jousting stunt before, so they were ready for it! You did hold them at bay until the last second though, it was kind of you to let them finally get a good meal in, you won't miss KeeKee's Hermans legg anyway.
12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Pickles took it out on Skid Row this week, green tire tracks all over the place, i guess if you name your team the skidmarks that is bound to happen! Big game this week! Bottom Spot Bowl sounds like it fits well!!
Also receiving votes!
Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks- We got a little scrim in with the Turtlebacks, they seem to be a solid team, look
forward to this weeks matchup in The Bottom Spot Bowl!