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Originally posted by Shoota
Well thank you for bringing in my WR. I hope I get to see some QuadL league briefings in here this year. I'm hoping you drop some predictions for this season before it starts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myDmojqePoc

GG Lizards

We honestly should’ve had that one easy, but looks like vertical offense is going to be even tougher against zone now

GG Florida Panthers

GG Deadman

We almost gave that one away to you. The momentum swing almost got us.

Originally posted by TyDavis315
GG Lizards

We honestly should’ve had that one easy, but looks like vertical offense is going to be even tougher against zone now

Not sure you "should’ve had that one easy" when you're down 28-6 going into the second half, but okay.

Originally posted by dcarbo
GG Florida Panthers

GG. You guys cause too many fumbles

Biff Barf here and boy did we enter a hellava league this time! G.O.A.T. League Football is coming atcha! Now, let's get straight to the action!

. - * Goat Football League * - .
Alpha Division
1 Daltonville Donnybrooks 1-0-0
2 Columbus Rabid Lizards 1-0-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-1-0
4 Deadman Awakening 0-1-0
Beta Division
1 Miamisburg Cobras 1-0-0
2 Florida Panthers 1-0-0
3 Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels 0-1-0
4 Austin Miners CPU 0-1-0
Gamma Division
1 KC CROWNS 1-0-0
2 Flint Tropics 1-0-0
3 Bow Street Runners 0-1-0
4 Lorlea Beach Red Devils 0-1-0

Daltonville Donnybrooks Deadpool's Mercs for Money 12-6
Deadman Awakening Columbus Rabid Lizards 28-31
Austin Miners Miamisburg Cobras 7-87
Florida Panthers Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels 24-17
KC CROWNS Lorlea Beach Red Devils 87-0
Flint Tropics Bow Street Runners 48-24

First off there is only one CPU team in the league so you know that division is really happy. Second the Cobras and Tropics enter the league with a bang winning their season openers even though the Cobras got the CPU glass jaw Joes as opponents. What, they're called the Austin Miners? It don't matter what they are call! They're flippin' CPU owned and that's the bottom line! 'Cuz Biff Barf says so.
Anyway, there are some old standards and new rivals all over the league so we expect a wild and crazy ride!

GG Donnybrooks! Seem to be having us a few good ones over the past couple seasons.

Biff Barf here, I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! week 2 is in the books and lo and behold we've already got front runners in all the divisions... Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 Ann Arbor Wolverines 2-0-0 Beat the tar out of the Zebras 17-48, but lets not beat a dead horse eh?
2 Beaufort Zebras 1-1-0 This one was an ouch from the the get go. While they have the stamina to out last most teams they do themselves no favors starting so slow.
3 Seattle Seahawks 1-1-0 They blew the Crows right out of the sky 0-26. A straight up whipping, as the crow flies.
4 Oklahoma City Crows 0-2-0 Inactive Owner with a nearly entire CPU squad had to know I'd be talking smack about his team...

Beta Division
1 GLB2 Players 2-0-0 Took the Militia to task by ripping them a new one 0-72.
2 Gliwice ND p_Lions 1-1-0 Got back the square one by defeating the Assassins 0-48.
3 Alaskan Assassins 1-1-0 Won the opener and the first ladder match but looks like the Owner mailed this one in since he went inactive with a fully CPU squad.
4 Minnesota Militia 0-2-0 Their Defense is holding them back but be that as it may they must find more defensive agent controlled players or ratchet up the coaching.

Gamma Division
1 Blood, Sweat & Beers 2-0-0 Starting strong with an upset of division winner NW.
2 NW Mixologist 1-1-0 Lost 47-0 to rival BS&B which will put them in chase mode until they meet again most likely.
3 Vermont Assassins CPU 1-1-0 Upset, of the two winless teams this one was not suppose to come out of that game with a W...
4 The Darkside Reapers 0-2-0 How they lost to a CPU owned team will haunt them until next weeks game. Coaches have got to step up their game.

Originally posted by QuadL
Biff Barf here, I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! week 2 is in the books and lo and behold we've already got front runners in all the divisions... Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 Ann Arbor Wolverines 2-0-0 Beat the tar out of the Zebras 17-48, but lets not beat a dead horse eh?
2 Beaufort Zebras 1-1-0 This one was an ouch from the the get go. While they have the stamina to out last most teams they do themselves no favors starting so slow.
3 Seattle Seahawks 1-1-0 They blew the Crows right out of the sky 0-26. A straight up whipping, as the crow flies.
4 Oklahoma City Crows 0-2-0 Inactive Owner with a nearly entire CPU squad had to know I'd be talking smack about his team...

Beta Division
1 GLB2 Players 2-0-0 Took the Militia to task by ripping them a new one 0-72.
2 Gliwice ND p_Lions 1-1-0 Got back the square one by defeating the Assassins 0-48.
3 Alaskan Assassins 1-1-0 Won the opener and the first ladder match but looks like the Owner mailed this one in since he went inactive with a fully CPU squad.
4 Minnesota Militia 0-2-0 Their Defense is holding them back but be that as it may they must find more defensive agent controlled players or ratchet up the coaching.

Gamma Division
1 Blood, Sweat & Beers 2-0-0 Starting strong with an upset of division winner NW.
2 NW Mixologist 1-1-0 Lost 47-0 to rival BS&B which will put them in chase mode until they meet again most likely.
3 Vermont Assassins CPU 1-1-0 Upset, of the two winless teams this one was not suppose to come out of that game with a W...
4 The Darkside Reapers 0-2-0 How they lost to a CPU owned team will haunt them until next weeks game. Coaches have got to step up their game.

Did you mean to post this here?

https://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/forum/thread/5312001?page=last#49914357

Originally posted by Raid
Did you mean to post this here?

https://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/forum/thread/5312001?page=last#49914357

Yeah, no more late nights w/o David Letterman for me.
I kinda kicked the pooch with that one.

Originally posted by QuadL
Yeah, no more late nights w/o David Letterman for me.
I kinda kicked the pooch with that one.

Might as well copy/paste it over there so people can enjoy it

GG Deadpool y'all straight up kicked our ass

Thank you rabidlizard. We needed that W and it was against a quality team too. Happy Holidays!

Originally posted by agerm73
Thank you rabidlizard. We needed that W and it was against a quality team too. Happy Holidays!

agerm all like, "Merry Christmas, hope you enjoyed my foot up your ass"