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Originally posted by Kayoh

I'll plug your face.

You're clearly drunk. I'll drink to that.

Originally posted by Rob.
You're clearly drunk. I'll drink to that.
I'm actually straightedge

Originally posted by Galactic Empire
Ill have a 95 power running back, a quick HB and fast QB. Once their builds round out, my running game will get better. Ill be in a bunch of 20-17 or 17-14 games.

I mean that was all obvious by the non superstar team.

Originally posted by Parab00n
Imani Cross's worst game in the past 3 seasons is a 3.7 YPC average for 66.5 yards, for a non-SS back that seems pretty damn good.

I mean I know you know this but that isn't going to be a normal production for a non superstar backfield with an Imani Cross. If there was no Jimbo Jumppack involved he would probably be flippin burgers with the rest of them.

Originally posted by Kayoh

that's not even an excuse at this point, ASU went 22-8 and won our league last year in rookie with 25 CPUs on the roster

So what is the excuse of giving up 100+ yards of offense? Because when I said I gave up 30 that was not counting sack yards....

No worries, we don't need explanations, it's monday. RAW is on!

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Rankings Last Updated on Day : 13

Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas - Napoleon - (9-0-0) - 74.14
2. Ashland Dockers - Scipio - (9-0-0) - 73.21
3. I've STILL Never Had Sex - Alexander - (9-0-0) - 72.61
4. Bloody Slaughterhouse - Hannibal - (8-1-0) - 71.46
5. The Salty Runback - Patton - (8-1-0) - 71.43
6. No Name - Saladin - (8-1-0) - 70.32
7. Mannheim Steamroller - Alexander - (8-1-0) - 70.11
8. Salary Cap Optimization - Hannibal - (7-2-0) - 69.68
9. Arizona State Sun Devils - Patton - (8-1-0) - 67.64
10. Lafayette Mudbugs - Saladin - (7-2-0) - 67.32
11. South End Vipers - Scipio - (7-2-0) - 67.18
12. Atlanta Falcons - Napoleon - (6-3-0) - 66.93
13. Omaha BEEF - Alexander - (7-2-0) - 66.61
14. Colorado Stoners - Patton - (7-2-0) - 65.75
15. USA American Pride Ballers - Hannibal - (7-2-0) - 65.39
16. Hilariously Amazing & Happy Axolotls - Patton - (5-4-0) - 65.32
17. EEA 2.0 - Napoleon - (6-3-0) - 64.71
18. The Simpsons - Patton - (6-3-0) - 64.61
19. San Diego Sperm Whales - Alexander - (5-4-0) - 64.36
20. ENMU GreyHounds - Hannibal - (5-3-1) - 63.75
21. FBU Fire - Scipio - (5-3-1) - 63.32
22. Gliwice Lions - Hannibal - (5-3-1) - 62.18
23. Phoenix Aztecs - Hannibal - (4-5-0) - 62.04
24. Strange Music - Alexander - (6-3-0) - 61.46
25. D-Town Blackshirts - Napoleon - (5-4-0) - 60.89
26. Legacy - Napoleon - (5-3-1) - 60.32
27. Orlando Predators - Scipio - (6-3-0) - 60.00
28. Santa Fe Gunslingers - Saladin - (5-4-0) - 59.82
29. Portland Ronin - Napoleon - (5-4-0) - 59.57
30. Seneca Hands of Fate - Alexander - (5-4-0) - 59.00
31. Tosche Station Grenadiers - Hannibal - (5-4-0) - 58.86
32. NW Storms - Patton - (5-4-0) - 58.39
33. Buffalo Billy Boys - Saladin - (4-5-0) - 56.93
34. New Orleans Gators - Alexander - (4-5-0) - 56.86
35. Empire's Zone Strikes Back - Napoleon - (3-6-0) - 56.71
36. New England Wildcats - Hannibal - (4-5-0) - 56.71
37. Monica Lewinsky - Scipio - (5-4-0) - 55.39
38. Bullet Club / nWo - Napoleon - (4-5-0) - 55.29
39. Deadman Odyssey - Saladin - (5-4-0) - 55.18
40. Washington Warriors - Saladin - (4-5-0) - 55.14
41. Very Tight Buttholes - Scipio - (3-5-1) - 55.07
42. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Hannibal - (4-5-0) - 54.54
43. Banty Roosters - Saladin - (4-5-0) - 54.25
44. Arkansas Razorbacks - Saladin - (4-4-1) - 54.04
45. Las Vegas Outlaws - Napoleon - (4-5-0) - 53.50
46. Northern Uprising - Patton - (3-6-0) - 53.50
47. Trenton Devils - Hannibal - (4-5-0) - 53.46
48. Washington Sentinals - Scipio - (4-4-1) - 53.14
49. Akron Dawgs - Patton - (3-6-0) - 53.07
50. PAIN NATION MIDGETS - Patton - (3-6-0) - 53.07
51. Ministry of Dotball - Patton - (3-5-1) - 52.39
52. Grand Rapids Flash - Alexander - (3-6-0) - 49.43
53. Back Door Sluts 9 - Scipio - (3-6-0) - 49.25
54. Honolulu Hustlers - Scipio - (2-7-0) - 49.04
55. Colorado Springs Mambas - Napoleon - (2-6-1) - 48.86
56. Kansas City Cyber-Chiefs - Scipio - (3-6-0) - 48.86
57. Denver Nightmares - Alexander - (2-6-1) - 48.68
58. I Have Never Touched A Girl - Hannibal - (2-7-0) - 48.50
59. Legacy's Dynasty - Napoleon - (2-6-1) - 48.39
60. Minneapolis Crows - Alexander - (2-6-1) - 48.32
61. Sacramento Thunder - Saladin - (2-7-0) - 46.54
62. Cosmic Connection - Patton - (2-7-0) - 46.50
63. Houston Heroes - Scipio - (2-7-0) - 46.46
64. Vol Nation - Napoleon - (2-7-0) - 46.21
65. Detroit Lightning Wolf - Scipio - (2-7-0) - 46.11
66. Tacoma Trojans - Patton - (2-7-0) - 46.00
67. New Orleans Dirty Dogs - Hannibal - (2-7-0) - 45.21
68. Louisville Devils - Saladin - (2-7-0) - 44.71
69. Pittsburgh Maulers - Alexander - (1-8-0) - 44.39
70. Kensington Browns - Alexander - (2-7-0) - 44.25
71. Virginia Warriors - Saladin - (2-7-0) - 43.93
72. Charm City Saints - Saladin - (1-8-0) - 43.39


BEST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 4230.5
2. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 4118.5
3. Bloody Slaughterhouse (Rookie : Hannibal) : 3736.0
4. ENMU GreyHounds (Rookie : Hannibal) : 3733.0
5. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 3580.5

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 4230.5
2. Mannheim Steamroller (Rookie : Alexander) : 3344.0
3. Arizona State Sun Devils (Rookie : Patton) : 3099.5
4. Salary Cap Optimization (Rookie : Hannibal) : 2785.5
5. Gliwice Lions (Rookie : Hannibal) : 2686.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. ENMU GreyHounds (Rookie : Hannibal) : 3673.0
2. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3669.5
3. Bloody Slaughterhouse (Rookie : Hannibal) : 3561.0
4. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 3400.0
5. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3054.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. No Name (Rookie : Saladin) : 1391.0
2. Omaha BEEF (Rookie : Alexander) : 1399.5
3. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 1490.5
4. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1497.0
5. San Diego Sperm Whales (Rookie : Alexander) : 1544.0

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 235.5
2. No Name (Rookie : Saladin) : 240.0
3. FBU Fire (Rookie : Scipio) : 282.5
4. Very Tight Buttholes (Rookie : Scipio) : 344.5
5. Mannheim Steamroller (Rookie : Alexander) : 374.0

Passing Defensive Yards
1. San Diego Sperm Whales (Rookie : Alexander) : 581.0
2. Bloody Slaughterhouse (Rookie : Hannibal) : 671.5
3. Strange Music (Rookie : Alexander) : 706.5
4. Colorado Stoners (Rookie : Patton) : 822.0
5. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Rookie : Hannibal) : 830.0

Turnover Differntial
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 13
2. Lafayette Mudbugs (Rookie : Saladin) : 9
3. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 8
4. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 8
5. Gliwice Lions (Rookie : Hannibal) : 7

Total Points Scored
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 382
2. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 353
3. Mannheim Steamroller (Rookie : Alexander) : 281
4. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 247
5. Arizona State Sun Devils (Rookie : Patton) : 243

Total Points Allowed
1. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 16
2. Lafayette Mudbugs (Rookie : Saladin) : 24
3. The Salty Runback (Rookie : Patton) : 33
4. Mannheim Steamroller (Rookie : Alexander) : 35
5. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 37


WORST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1230.0
2. Kensington Browns (Rookie : Alexander) : 1425.5
3. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1564.5
4. Pittsburgh Maulers (Rookie : Alexander) : 1570.5
5. Houston Heroes (Rookie : Scipio) : 1643.5

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. ENMU GreyHounds (Rookie : Hannibal) : 60.0
2. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 108.0
3. Bloody Slaughterhouse (Rookie : Hannibal) : 175.0
4. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 180.5
5. Northern Uprising (Rookie : Patton) : 212.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 0.0
2. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Rookie : Hannibal) : 0.0
3. Seneca Hands of Fate (Rookie : Alexander) : 0.0
4. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 0.0
5. Gliwice Lions (Rookie : Hannibal) : 0.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. Tacoma Trojans (Rookie : Patton) : 3619.0
2. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3611.0
3. Louisville Devils (Rookie : Saladin) : 3584.5
4. Kansas City Cyber-Chiefs (Rookie : Scipio) : 3419.5
5. Virginia Warriors (Rookie : Saladin) : 3290.0

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Tacoma Trojans (Rookie : Patton) : 2112.5
2. Pittsburgh Maulers (Rookie : Alexander) : 2038.0
3. Denver Nightmares (Rookie : Alexander) : 2001.0
4. Grand Rapids Flash (Rookie : Alexander) : 1796.0
5. Kansas City Cyber-Chiefs (Rookie : Scipio) : 1785.0

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Louisville Devils (Rookie : Saladin) : 2894.5
2. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2678.5
3. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2334.5
4. Virginia Warriors (Rookie : Saladin) : 2275.5
5. Back Door Sluts 9 (Rookie : Scipio) : 2227.5

Turnover Differntial
1. Northern Uprising (Rookie : Patton) : -10
2. Monica Lewinsky (Rookie : Scipio) : -9
3. Honolulu Hustlers (Rookie : Scipio) : -7
4. PAIN NATION MIDGETS (Rookie : Patton) : -6
5. Cosmic Connection (Rookie : Patton) : -6

Total Points Scored
1. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 21
2. Charm City Saints (Rookie : Saladin) : 23
3. Denver Nightmares (Rookie : Alexander) : 26
4. Detroit Lightning Wolf (Rookie : Scipio) : 29
5. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 31

Total Points Allowed
1. Kensington Browns (Rookie : Alexander) : 237
2. New Orleans Dirty Dogs (Rookie : Hannibal) : 220
3. Grand Rapids Flash (Rookie : Alexander) : 220
4. Louisville Devils (Rookie : Saladin) : 210
5. Tacoma Trojans (Rookie : Patton) : 197

Things are starting to shape up a little bit as there are now only 3 undefeated teams left so let's get to it.

#1 Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas vs. #4 Bloody Slaughterhouse

Seems like every time PORN plays in ladder it's the game of the week. Everybody they've played up until this point in ladder has been against undefeated teams. This is the first time PORN pulls a ladder opponent with at least one loss and what do they get? The best 1 loss team currently in rookie. No rest for the weary I suppose. This might very well end up being PORN's toughest test to date. They're playing close to a carbon copy offensively in Bloody and a very formidable defense. This has the potential to be PORNs first loss if they're not careful or get on the bad side of RNG. Should be a great game. PORN pulls it out 34-24

#2 Ashland Dockers vs. #14 Omaha BEEF

Ashland's D finally wasn't ridiculously good in a game their last time out but they still have the most dominant defense right now in rookie. They come across a very good all run team that has been solid all season. I expect this one to be fairly close. Ashland 17-10

#2 I STILL Never Had Sex vs. #9 Lafayette Mudbugs

A very good all rush virgins squad plays one of the best defenses and balanced offenses in rookie. I think this one has upset smelled all over it though it might go either way. Mudbugs 14-13

#5 No Name vs. #15 Atlanta Falcons

Even in defeat No Name was very impressive in their loss to PORN. They performed very well and I expect them to beat a good Falcons team that has a promising offense. No Name 24-13

#5 Arizona State Sun Devils vs. #13 South End Vipers

2nd best rushing offense in rookie right now plays against a very stout South End team that only has two losses (both against currently undefeated teams). I expect this game to be very close but I'll take South End in a slight upset. Vipers 20-14

#5 The Salty Runback vs. ##16 Orlando Predators

A very good salty team plays against a team that I think might be slightly out of their league in this game. I think salty is just too powerful for Orlando right now. Salty wins 13-3

#8 Mannheim Steamrollers vs. #9 USA American Pride Ballers

Mannheim brings a good rushing attack against USA's good passing attack. This should be a good game and if it wasn't for the PORN Bloody game it would be my game of the week. I'd say the difference here is the defenses where Mannheim has the slight edge. Mannheim 16-10

#9 Salary Cap Optimization vs. #12 Colorado Stoners

Good game here where Salary brings another powerful all rush offense against an emerging good defense from the Stoners. Both teams are all rush but I like Salary's defense over the Stoners right now so I'll take Salary Cap 13-7

going to be a fun game with porn and slaughterhouse. going to be tough regardless. i do like that we are predicted with some points regardless.

Originally posted by jfbueno
#1 Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas vs. #4 Bloody Slaughterhouse

Seems like every time PORN plays in ladder it's the game of the week. Everybody they've played up until this point in ladder has been against undefeated teams. This is the first time PORN pulls a ladder opponent with at least one loss and what do they get? The best 1 loss team currently in rookie. No rest for the weary I suppose. This might very well end up being PORN's toughest test to date. They're playing close to a carbon copy offensively in Bloody and a very formidable defense. This has the potential to be PORNs first loss if they're not careful or get on the bad side of RNG. Should be a great game. PORN pulls it out 34-24


Let's see if we can manage to drop less than 20 passes. Not likely though.

This will be our toughest matchup to date. Both teams are built similarly and run similar style offense and defense. We are going to need to play our best to escape with a victory, but I like our chances. Good luck Dredgar and Bloody.

You too rob. Now watch one of our cbs pick of the others team to win it!

#5 Arizona State Sun Devils vs. #13 South End Vipers

2nd best rushing offense in rookie right now plays against a very stout South End team that only has two losses (both against currently undefeated teams). I expect this game to be very close but I'll take South End in a slight upset. Vipers 20-14


We can't ever get any love from you can we.

First you call us "Arizona" (which made me vomit in my mouth), then you expect us to give up the upset loss. I guess it kind of mirrors what ASU has been like in football in real life for a big part of their past... so I suppose I should be used to it.

<3 you for doing the write ups though. Fun to read. Gonna be even more fun to prove wrong.

Hey guys Im trying to get KC some scrims. Any takers?

Originally posted by jfbueno
B] #9 Salary Cap Optimization vs. #12 Colorado Stoners

Good game here where Salary brings another powerful all rush offense against an emerging good defense from the Stoners. Both teams are all rush but I like Salary's defense over the Stoners right now so I'll take Salary Cap 13-7

thasts why we have thrown for like 500 yards, totally all run

Originally posted by chronicbomb
thasts why we have thrown for like 500 yards, totally all run

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