Warrior General Games

Everyone here knows what Dpride is about. He lives for GLB, anything to win, he has a "reputation" he needs to keep.

Dotball is serious to Dpride, losses hurt him tremendously, ruins his afternoon.

Sad when your life revolves around trying to game a dot sim.

i'm gonna wait till jam arcade wins a game before i start getting mad.

over/under jam points scored in game two: 85.5

???

Originally posted by GP1
Mayan didn't even lose to arcade, dummy! Deflection arguments don't work on anyone older than 12. You admitted trying to game a broken system. That's it!

ahrens wins.

sup

Originally posted by Dpride59
I am thankful. You should contact support and show them how we are now gaming the sim. It went from us intentionally losing and trying to get an mvp to us trying to stat pad, to offenses being over powered to us cheating. All because you suck at making dots, and need some explanation for your mediocrity

Suck at making dots... oh noz, life is ruined. Yous makes the bestest of dots

Originally posted by tigerbait22
Suck at making dots... oh noz, life is ruined. Yous makes the bestest of dots

lolz

Originally posted by GP1
Mayan didn't even lose to arcade, dummy! Deflection arguments don't work on anyone older than 12. You admitted trying to game a broken system. That's it!

Well, I do game a broken system.
I stack catch ball% and mr reliable
I Abuse the special teamer energy usage.

But if you want a secret, you know whats the most broken aspect of all. Pick 6's. Have you watched them? If your qb throws an INT on the goal line, and the defense returns it for a td, not 50 yards but for an actual TD it destroys the game for the defense.

Let me break this down for you, cb intercepts pass, the entire offense gets caked (loses 2 energy) and then the defense does a 70-90 yard sprint all 11 of them and they lose like 20 energy. And then the rest of the game they suck. So what I do is throw the ball 100% in the endzone because worse case I score, but hopefully I throw an interception so I screw your entire team on energy and I laugh all the way to a beatdown. That is how you truly "cheat GLB" "CHEAT" "CHEAT" "CHEAT"

But you know how I know all this, because Bort added energy bars to only my replays, so only I know this stuff. I love Cheating

so first im an idiot for saying hes exploiting the system.
then he admits it

watdoiwin?

Originally posted by Dpride59
Well, I do game a broken system.
I stack catch ball% and mr reliable
I Abuse the special teamer energy usage.

But if you want a secret, you know whats the most broken aspect of all. Pick 6's. Have you watched them? If your qb throws an INT on the goal line, and the defense returns it for a td, not 50 yards but for an actual TD it destroys the game for the defense.

Let me break this down for you, cb intercepts pass, the entire offense gets caked (loses 2 energy) and then the defense does a 70-90 yard sprint all 11 of them and they lose like 20 energy. And then the rest of the game they suck. So what I do is throw the ball 100% in the endzone because worse case I score, but hopefully I throw an interception so I screw your entire team on energy and I laugh all the way to a beatdown. That is how you truly "cheat GLB" "CHEAT" "CHEAT" "CHEAT"

But you know how I know all this, because Bort added energy bars to only my replays, so only I know this stuff. I love Cheating

Can picture Dpride sipping a glass of Chardonay, with Mozart on the Bose, while watching his game sim.

Originally posted by tigerbait22
Can picture Dpride sipping a glass of Chardonay, with Mozart on the Bose, while watching his game sim.

lol

Originally posted by tigerbait22

Can picture Dpride sipping a glass of Chardonay, with Mozart on the Bose, while watching his game sim.

this doesn't sound that bad tbh.



this thread has run its course. waiting for the kingdan lock

hahaha

major lolz @ dpride ITT

i'm gonna go get a nice bottle of gruner veltliner to put on ice for the blaze game tomorrow

Originally posted by chronoaug
this is a lot of talk for an 0-1 team

pmuch... people getting so mad for dpride trying something new in this game, and not winning , but he cheated... or something.

Originally posted by GP1
Where's the collusion? lol. You're clearly using NBA Jam to get the MVP for Malik, whereupon you will just move him to the stronger team next season.


Originally posted by GP1
haha. Your trolling is as awful as trying to secure an MVP.


Originally posted by GP1
Which one was it, bro? Mayan did the same thing to beat you last season or your team is revolutionary? When you have to constantly adapt your reasoning to suit your argument, it generally means you're wrong (or an idiot).


Originally posted by GP1
Hahaha. He flat out admitted he was trying to game a broken system.

Mods, lock her up.

This is funny. you just make shit up and then hope something sticks. I mean even though I perceive energy as broken doesn't mean it is. What is slow building? Taking a wr's speed to 99% and then pushing it to 95 before you train it to 0% is thee most broken aspect of this game and its the only way to build players. I guess its all about how you decide whats working as intended and whats not, but I do perceive energy on kickoffs/ints to be broken as hell and I even made a thread about it last season on how I want all my defenders to get in the fetal position on int returns bc it destroys energy, and the response was fix ur builds. So their fixed I assure you of that, and it is working as intended I can also tell you that. Is it broken? Yep, is it intended? Apparently