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I cut my finger on a piece of soup while cleaning out my microwave.

Damn! What kinda soup you servin' on that truck?

My xbox just gave me an award for watching 5 episodes in a row on netflix.

I don't think that's an achievement as much as a low point.

Originally posted by MissingNola
Last time I was in the Superdome was a couple of years ago when the Saints beat the Lions in the playoffs. When the Saints were on D, it felt like my ear drums were rupturing from all the noise. When they were on O, I could whisper a conversation and be overheard two rows back. It's like an unwritten rule: when Brees is ready for the snap, sit down, shut up, and don't move. Between that and some of the crazy costumes, my wife (grew up a Bears fan) thinks Saints fans are all nuts.

Now, imagine that place filled with mostly males, including a few thousand seats on the floor, and them all chanting YES! at the same time. They're going to rupture the walls.

Originally posted by glbisthewaytobe
this explains so much.

What... that I have an appreciation for possibly the best chant ever invented?

It's so simple and that's why it works. It's almost impossible to screw up because it's only one word and there's a visual cue when to yell it. It's so damn catchy. When you see half the stadium do it, you can't help but join in. It barely has anything to do with Daniel Bryan. It's the emotional impact it produces when you get that much people in unison.

Originally posted by johny_jordan
that I have an appreciation for possibly the best chant ever invented?

Front wheel's broken,
Axle's dragging,
You can't ride in my red wagon.

Originally posted by MissingNola
I don't watch the WWE; it's too violin.

That was nice.

So, I dropped some food and forgot about it a few weeks ago, and suddenly...ANTS.

I put some ant poison things out like a week ago. Now whenever I see an ant, and smash it, it smells just like cleaning chemicals. Not sure if the poison just isn't killing them but they are full of it, or what, but it's weird.

Originally posted by Corndog
So, I dropped some food and forgot about it a few weeks ago, and suddenly...ANTS.

I put some ant poison things out like a week ago. Now whenever I see an ant, and smash it, it smells just like cleaning chemicals. Not sure if the poison just isn't killing them but they are full of it, or what, but it's weird.

so you smash an ant, and it smells like chemicals?



those things are going to kill you in your sleep

Originally posted by johny_jordan
Now, imagine that place filled with mostly males, including a few thousand seats on the floor, and them all chanting YES! at the same time. They're going to rupture the walls.

Correction, we're going to rupture the walls. Bought my tickets this morning.

Originally posted by Corndog
So, I dropped some food and forgot about it a few weeks ago, and suddenly...ANTS.

I put some ant poison things out like a week ago. Now whenever I see an ant, and smash it, it smells just like cleaning chemicals. Not sure if the poison just isn't killing them but they are full of it, or what, but it's weird.

Chemical resistant ants? GTFO of your house.

Originally posted by johny_jordan
What... that I have an appreciation for possibly the best chant ever invented?

It's so simple and that's why it works. It's almost impossible to screw up because it's only one word and there's a visual cue when to yell it. It's so damn catchy. When you see half the stadium do it, you can't help but join in. It barely has anything to do with Daniel Bryan. It's the emotional impact it produces when you get that much people in unison.

has nothing to do with your chant. and everything to do with the fact that you like to watch pre-determined fake sports.

Originally posted by glbisthewaytobe
has nothing to do with your chant. and everything to do with the fact that you like to watch pre-determined fake sports.

I used to love it as a kid. I actually haven't watched it with any consistency or real sense of storyline for the last 15 years or so. The kids in my family watch it as well as my best friend's step son, so I've occasionally picked up on bits and pieces. I know who the big names are and I know about the YES Movement, which transcends pro wrestling. Fans are doing this chant at sports games now. It's like the new "whoomp there it is" chant.

That said, it's fucking WrestleMania. It's a goddamned spectacle. I've never been (to WM) because they were never in my area in my childhood. There's finally one in my backyard, complete with WrestleCon. It's kind of bittersweet because I've obviously grown apart from it as I got older, but... it's fucking WrestleMania! No amount of belittling you can do will mean shit to me. You can't rain on this parade. lol


PS - If you don't know the joy of going to a house show, sitting front row, drinking beer, and trolling the performers (the heels love it because it helps get them over), then I feel sorry for you. It's one of the only times in life that trolling is incouraged.

Imagine the look on HHH's face when I yelled at him, "Even your nose is on steroids!"

One of my favorite chants came when me and like 6 buddies of mine were sitting front row at a WWE house show in 2006. There was a triple threat match with a bunch of jobbers no one knew. So, we would chant in unison, "Let's go guy in the white!"