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Week 11 Power Rankings!
Usually done on laptop, but it's dead and i am camped on top a mountain somewhere in th Black Hills, grumping at the miserable rainfest that is supposed to be a vacation!! So one fingered typing on the phone while my kids laugh at my slowness, typing on phones sucks!
1. Iridescent Ditch Fish- We looked like salmon jumping the falls, flying over the Grim Ones O-line for 11 sacks!! More favor long pass please!
2. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks get the walk over win and the extra week to prepare for the Fish! Will they end the streak? They have been beating all the good teams lately, so perhaps.
3. Tanuki Thunder- When the young Tanukis saw Godzilla they didn't panic, they just saw a giant jungle gym and ran right for him. They scaled his feet, his legs all the way to the top of his head. A game of King of the Godzilla broke out, what fun!
4. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- If skeletons could swim the Reapers would have swam. They didn't, they sank! Nice break from having the scythe shoved up our anus, ran up to our gills and then being gutted.
5. Turf Warriors- The Warrior fans loved the new psychedelic field! So colourful! When the Knights arrived expecting an easy win, they were blinded and felt dizzy! Something grabbed them by the hooves, ground game gone! The field rose up and they disappeared into a huge tye dye tapestry of turf!
6. Buckhead Royal Knights- The Royal Ones were offended when they trotted onto The Turf, fucking hippies and their stupid art, this place gives me a head ache, a hoof ache too it seems. The Knights were overcome by the debauchery.
7. Blitzin' Dots- Dots needed the easy win and the bye week. Much to their delight it happens again this week!
8. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Huey and the Kline boys had been drinking,a lot! When an alien ship dropped on top of them, they didn't believe it, seeing things, for sure! Kegan Guzman bent over and laughed, the ship shot his ass! Yow! He hollared in pain and the fight was on.
9. Martian Invasion- Urlacher the Martian felt like hitting someone, when he saw a bunch of drunk good ol' boys he decided to have some fun. He lowered the ship right above them, they didn't get scared, one laughed he shot it! Ha! Then out of nowhere a stream of whiskey scented urine blasted the ship and sent Urlacher reeling, disgusting!
10. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla had found a nice quiet forest, he was asleep standing up, something started tickling his toes in his dream, he giggled, he dreamed of 100s of little raccoons playing King of Godzilla on his nose, he giggled again. He snored, he never even realized a game really took place.
11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- It was humans versus cpu's this week in Silver, thankfully no cpus won.
12. Texaz Railrode Commision- No demotion awarded until you earn it! Texaz is dangerous!
Also receiving votes!
Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring King Trumps Tyrants
Usually done on laptop, but it's dead and i am camped on top a mountain somewhere in th Black Hills, grumping at the miserable rainfest that is supposed to be a vacation!! So one fingered typing on the phone while my kids laugh at my slowness, typing on phones sucks!
1. Iridescent Ditch Fish- We looked like salmon jumping the falls, flying over the Grim Ones O-line for 11 sacks!! More favor long pass please!
2. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks get the walk over win and the extra week to prepare for the Fish! Will they end the streak? They have been beating all the good teams lately, so perhaps.
3. Tanuki Thunder- When the young Tanukis saw Godzilla they didn't panic, they just saw a giant jungle gym and ran right for him. They scaled his feet, his legs all the way to the top of his head. A game of King of the Godzilla broke out, what fun!
4. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- If skeletons could swim the Reapers would have swam. They didn't, they sank! Nice break from having the scythe shoved up our anus, ran up to our gills and then being gutted.
5. Turf Warriors- The Warrior fans loved the new psychedelic field! So colourful! When the Knights arrived expecting an easy win, they were blinded and felt dizzy! Something grabbed them by the hooves, ground game gone! The field rose up and they disappeared into a huge tye dye tapestry of turf!
6. Buckhead Royal Knights- The Royal Ones were offended when they trotted onto The Turf, fucking hippies and their stupid art, this place gives me a head ache, a hoof ache too it seems. The Knights were overcome by the debauchery.
7. Blitzin' Dots- Dots needed the easy win and the bye week. Much to their delight it happens again this week!
8. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Huey and the Kline boys had been drinking,a lot! When an alien ship dropped on top of them, they didn't believe it, seeing things, for sure! Kegan Guzman bent over and laughed, the ship shot his ass! Yow! He hollared in pain and the fight was on.
9. Martian Invasion- Urlacher the Martian felt like hitting someone, when he saw a bunch of drunk good ol' boys he decided to have some fun. He lowered the ship right above them, they didn't get scared, one laughed he shot it! Ha! Then out of nowhere a stream of whiskey scented urine blasted the ship and sent Urlacher reeling, disgusting!
10. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla had found a nice quiet forest, he was asleep standing up, something started tickling his toes in his dream, he giggled, he dreamed of 100s of little raccoons playing King of Godzilla on his nose, he giggled again. He snored, he never even realized a game really took place.
11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- It was humans versus cpu's this week in Silver, thankfully no cpus won.
12. Texaz Railrode Commision- No demotion awarded until you earn it! Texaz is dangerous!
Also receiving votes!
Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring King Trumps Tyrants
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Originally posted by blackandgold09
GG bird
GG DOTS! Our games are so close this season. Fish keep getting the breaks late.
GG bird
GG DOTS! Our games are so close this season. Fish keep getting the breaks late.
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Nice try Yaks! Was hoping you might end this silly streak, but no, Yaks got too much fur to swim with us! Great game as always!!
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uh wow, beta is almost settled already. could be finalized as early as next week if Kline and Turf both win.
The Yaks have clinched a playoff spot.
The Yaks have clinched a playoff spot.
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Originally posted by eastcoastbrian
What do we say to the God of Death?
Not today.
gg pickles fun one. for about 2.5 quarters i was cursing myself for forgetting about this game but then auto adjust found the plays i tossed in there and the tide turned.
cb blitz is a fun wrinkle, thought about doing that this year
What do we say to the God of Death?
Not today.
gg pickles fun one. for about 2.5 quarters i was cursing myself for forgetting about this game but then auto adjust found the plays i tossed in there and the tide turned.
cb blitz is a fun wrinkle, thought about doing that this year
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GG Reapers...and, yeah....auto adjust found yours and for some reason felt the receiving HB into the heart of the defense was my best play. You mixed up the personnel/ play direction which always causes headaches.
Good luck against Fishies.
Good luck against Fishies.
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Season 121 Tournament Round THREE RESULTS
Bracket 1
Mr Coach Kline's DOTS 14 vs Irridescent Ditch Fish 17
Bracket 2
Arctic Circle Grim Reapers 28 vs Hartford Bouncing Pickles 14
Bracket 1
Mr Coach Kline's DOTS 14 vs Irridescent Ditch Fish 17
Bracket 2
Arctic Circle Grim Reapers 28 vs Hartford Bouncing Pickles 14
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