Rookie predictions, Week 5!
This is going to be a reaaaal interesting week everyone!
Egg LeagueFairhaven Blue Knights vs 1980s Rule Clown World FoolsBoth teams have very similar records. I'm feeling Cybertron in this game though. He's clearly constantly evolving game to game and actively learning from his mistakes.
Intimidation Factor vs Davis Empire Tigers After Intimidation factor got a change of management they put 30+ points up on their last two opponents.
Cleveland Cowboys vs Jarvis Street Coffee SquirrelsFor me Cleveland Cowboys have honestly been the dark horse of rookie this season. They came out of nowhere and no one expected them to deliver these solid performances consistently. Despite having the exact same record however Jarvis has faced, and beaten the much harder teams, and I feel that them having a higher ladder rank of #7 as opposed to Cleveland's #10 is evidence of this.
HOLY GUACAMOLE! vs Mediocre ManiacsHOLY GUAC is coming off the momentum of a two game winstreak. I feel like this game will extend them to 3 and be the catalyst into their team kicking it into the next gear.

GAME OF DA WEEK
Scranton Scramblers(6-2) vs Team BETA(6-2)Now I have immense respect for both of these teams. I'm actually friends with both PH33P and Kvothe, but I'm taking Team Beta. This may sound strange coming form the guy who lost to Scranton and beat Beta, but here me out on this one. On the surface both these teams are the exact same. The only major differences being that PH33P has the more stacked roster, and has been doing it for much longer. I believe that PH33P will have the defense necessary to shut down what is essentially his own offense, and has the necessary experience to get points on the board
On the other hand we have the fact that Scranton has without a doubt had the much harder schedule so far, and all his contracts on high. To hell with game of the week this is game of the century.
Palm LeagueMidcoast Chaos vs Santa Fe AssassinsRaw talent has the much more experience and the more stacked roster.
THE REAPERS vs Virginia CavaliersButler hoping to bounce back from a tough loss to Butler. I think this game is the opportunity his team was looking for.
Assisted Living V.2 vs Wiggle WarriorsSo one one hand I'm obviously always going to pick myself but on the other hand PH33P is too busy planning for Kvothe let's be honest here. Anyway my predictions on my own team won't be factored into my W/L just for future reference.

GAME OF DA WEEK!
Brooklyn Brontosauruses(8-0) vs Prisoner's Dilema(7-1)Yeah, that's right! You heard me! I don't think Brooklyn solves the Dilemma! "But 4Chan!" you say in a confused tone, "All the evidence points against it!" Oh yeah? Well Sue me! Here's why.
Prisoner's Dilema almost lost to the Chosen Gators the other day. 3-0. "But 4Chan, that's more evidence that they'll lose!" I don't think so. I think that's evidence that they barely tried. I think that's evidence that William spent all his time planning for this game. Meanwhile Kvothe (who I'm assuming coaches Brooklyn) had to plan for the match of the century over in Egg league. The streak ends today people. I think William had, and spent, much more time preparing.
Overall Prediction record
26-12-1 (68.4%)