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Originally posted by Absolut Zero
Whoever loses in the 1st round of the playoffs tomorrow between Salty and HAHA will tumble down the ladder ranks. If HAHA beats East Coast Dragons later, we're surely going to leapfrog No Name as well. Although that seems like a tough task. We got crushed by a Vet team, had mixed results against JMan, and have never faced a Pro yet. So...not looking good for our chances.

Plus EEA has two potentially tough playoff games with Sperm whales and PORN so unless they win Napoleon then they would drop some too. Only team that probably won't drop with a playoff loss is PORN since we have a decent ladder rank lead assuming we beat the vet team tonight.

gg Duck Beard, eh I mean Virgins, thought that Beard chick was going to beat us all by herself, took an epic FG drive to pull the upset.

edited for gender accuracy

Originally posted by Jagat0r
gg Duck Beard, eh I mean Virgins, thought that Beard guy was going to beat us all by himself, took an epic FG drive to pull the upset.

What Jag said. GG Virgins. Fn Duck Beard is a god damned beast. I am so glad that last FG attempt left 0:00 on the clock or I'm guessing I'd be pretty upset right now.

Playoff predictions incoming in a few minutes

Originally posted by jfbueno
Playoff predictions incoming in a few minutes


Just started watching my Pro match. Went way out there with my D gameplan, will probably bite me in the ass, but I decided to gamble for a Pro opponent.

GG devils. Can't believe special teams almost single handedly won me the game.

Also Duck Beard is a girl

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. The Pro team gameplanned too.

This is why I lost (this and 6 fumbles, 3 lost):
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/212001/2429913

That and apparently this was just outside of my max range:
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/212001/2432126

Otherwise, my offense really can't hang with a Pro team, their edge in physicals is too massive.

Here comes the playoff edition of my shitty predictions. Probably not a big writeup on most of them since a lot of the matchups aren't too competitive but let's get to it.

Hannibal League

#1 Bloody Slaughterhouse vs #4 HKD

Bloody is undefeated in league play and looks to sweep HKD on the season. Bloody beat HKD once this season in a tight 10 point win. Don't expect much different from here where a couple plays here or a couple plays there could make the difference. That being said don't see an upset in the cards here so I'll take Bloody to win 28-14.

#2 Crystal Palace Eagles vs. #3 Tosche Station Grenadiers

This game will probably be closer than the other matchup. Eagles beat Tosche in a tight game earlier in the season but Tosche has been competitive all season and won't be a pushover. This is a toss up matchup but I'll go with the Eagles now that their chem is all situated since they last played Tosche. Eagles win 23-14.

Napoleon League

#1 PORN vs #4 EZSB

"So this is how the Empire dies....with thunderous applause". PORN wins 35-0.

#2 EEA 2.0 vs. #3 San Diego Sperm Whales

Tough game to call that is honestly 50/50 in my book. EEA took a small tumble recently losing to the Virgins and Sperm Whales have been up and down lately but mostly up. I can't pick every top seed to advance so I'll take Sperm Whales to win in the last minute. Sperm Whales win 20-14

Patton League

#1 Salty Runback vs #4 HAHA

Easily the game of the week and probably the game of the entire playoffs. HAHA got their revenge late in the season with a convincing win over Salty while Salty has won every other game besides that one in league play. Hard to pick the winner of this one and there won't be any surprises if either team pulls it off. I'll pick HAHA to get revenge on Salty last season for ruining their playoffs. HAHA wins 28-21.

#2 Omaha BEEF vs #3 Northern Uprising

BEEF should be the favorite here. They almost shut out Uprising in their only game against each other and Uprising had a hard time stopping BEEF's running attack. Unless Uprising suddenly grow an offense they'll lose. BEEF win 24-6.

Saladin League

#1 No Name vs #4 Mannheim Steamroller

No Name just came off a super boring 7-0 win vs. Mannheim last game so I don't think I really want to watch this one. That being said the game could go either way but No Name is the #1 team in Saladin for a reason. No Name wins 13-7.

#2 I've STILL Never Had Sex vs #3 Orlando Predators

Unless Orlando can make up the 77 point difference in their last game against the Virgins then this will get ugly. Virgins win 54-10.

Originally posted by Absolut Zero
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. The Pro team gameplanned too.

This is why I lost (this and 6 fumbles, 3 lost):
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/212001/2429913

That and apparently this was just outside of my max range:
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/212001/2432126

Otherwise, my offense really can't hang with a Pro team, their edge in physicals is too massive.

unlucky man, great effort.

Originally posted by Absolut Zero
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. The Pro team gameplanned too.

This is why I lost (this and 6 fumbles, 3 lost):
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/212001/2429913

That and apparently this was just outside of my max range:
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/212001/2432126

Otherwise, my offense really can't hang with a Pro team, their edge in physicals is too massive.

Wow...held them to 123 yards and still lost. That's tough.

nice write ups JF.

Sperm whales vs EEA should be a good one.

I'm going with EZSB to beat PORN........GE has secretly been hiding something special

Originally posted by mutleyddmc DTD
nice write ups JF.

Sperm whales vs EEA should be a good one.

I'm going with EZSB to beat PORN........GE has secretly been hiding something special

Phase II will begin shortly.

I'm picking EZSB too.

Nice work jfbueno

Originally posted by jfbueno
#1 Salty Runback vs #4 HAHA

Easily the game of the week and probably the game of the entire playoffs. HAHA got their revenge late in the season with a convincing win over Salty while Salty has won every other game besides that one in league play. Hard to pick the winner of this one and there won't be any surprises if either team pulls it off. I'll pick HAHA to get revenge on Salty last season for ruining their playoffs. HAHA wins 28-21.

No idea whose winning between HAHA and Salty, should be a good game. Season series is tied up 1-1. A little nerve wracking to say the least.