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Been a little while since I've made some predictions so I guess I'm due.

#1 PORN vs Jameis is a Scumbag (professional)

Another bullshit game for PORN. Biggest load of crap there is when it comes to "competitive" ladder games. PORN plays against probably the best S* CB of all time and a pro S* FS and S* SS so they're going to struggle to score here. They might be able to hold Jameis' offense a little but I doubt it seeing as they're 100% pass. Bullshit game where PORN is going to get blown out. I know this comes off as whining but the ladder needs to be adjusted some because this whole "ladder working as intended" fascade needs to stop Corndog if you're reading this... ADJUST THE FUCKING LADDER SYSTEM. Jameis wins 45-10

#2 EEA vs #7 Virgins

EEA has been getting lucky with some of these ladder draws. Not that the virgins are easy or anything but they're relative cupcakes compared to a top 10 Pro team. EEA should be able to beat the Virgins but it might be close. EEA wins 24-14.

#2 No Name vs Freakville Swampcats (journeyman)

No Name has another tough matchup similar to PORN. Not as difficult as the PORN game but Freakville did blow PORN out early in the season so this probably doesn't bode well for No Name. No Name might be able to pull this one off if Freak Demon can generate enough pressure but I guess I'll have to see it to believe it. For now I'll take Freakville 35-20.

#4 Salty Runback vs Saskatchewan Mountain Lions (journeyman)

Salty gets a decently ranked journey team but that team got destroyed by No Name. Salty shouldn't have much trouble here and the win should help boost their ELO a decent amount. Salty wins 56-7.

#5 HAHA vs #13 Hell's Kitchen Devils

HAHA's been on a roll minus playing that vet team recently. After beating Salty they definitely have to be the favorite in this matchup. HAHA wins 31-17

#6 Bloody Slaughterhouse vs. Sunderland Black Cats(journeyman)

Bloody has been losing lately to journey teams and Sunderland isn't an easy draw. Sunderland has lost to No Name and Salty but the No Name game was close and No Name is better than bloody this season. Unless Bloody can right the ship then they'll lose. Sunderland wins 28-17.

#8 SD Sperm Whales vs Canada Roughriders (journeyman)

Easy draw for the Sperm Whales. They shouldn't have any problems dispatching this journey team. Sperm Whales win 38-10

#9 Crystal Palace Eagles vs #20 Virginia Warriors

Crystal Palace should take care of business here. They struggled against the Virgins a few games back but they've been one of the hottest teams in the tier. Eagles win 28-6.

#10 Omaha BEEF vs Tampa Piranhas (journeyman)

Tough draw for BEEF. Piranhas do well against run teams and they gameplan fairly well. Will be hard for the BEEF to catch them off guard. Piranhas win 35-7.

Originally posted by jfbueno
Not that the virgins are easy or anything

If they were easy they wouldn't be virgins, duh.

Originally posted by jfbueno
Been a little while since I've made some predictions so I guess I'm due.

#1 PORN vs Jameis is a Scumbag (professional)

Another bullshit game for PORN. Biggest load of crap there is when it comes to "competitive" ladder games. PORN plays against probably the best S* CB of all time and a pro S* FS and S* SS so they're going to struggle to score here. They might be able to hold Jameis' offense a little but I doubt it seeing as they're 100% pass. Bullshit game where PORN is going to get blown out. I know this comes off as whining but the ladder needs to be adjusted some because this whole "ladder working as intended" fascade needs to stop Corndog if you're reading this... ADJUST THE FUCKING LADDER SYSTEM. Jameis wins 45-10


He never gameplans so gameplan and try...if that all led to a blowout, then complain

Originally posted by peeti
He never gameplans so gameplan and try...if that all led to a blowout, then complain

That's the plan but I figured I'd just start complaining now because I have no confidence whatsoever that we can win this one even with gameplanning.

GG Tourche....way to spam Fire 2 Blitz Roll against my 3 WR set. Be glad I didn't run to the left or I would have scored 50...

Anyway...not worried about it. I'm waiting for my new team to dominate.

Originally posted by Galactic Empire
GG Tourche....way to spam Fire 2 Blitz Roll against my 3 WR set. Be glad I didn't run to the left or I would have scored 50...

Anyway...not worried about it. I'm waiting for my new team to dominate.

Are you resetting again?

Originally posted by Galactic Empire
GG Tourche....way to spam Fire 2 Blitz Roll against my 3 WR set. Be glad I didn't run to the left or I would have scored 50...

Anyway...not worried about it. I'm waiting for my new team to dominate.

You always talk about scoring 50 if you decided to run to the left yet you've only scored 50 one time this season and that was against the worst team in the tier. Maybe you just aren't as good as you think you are.

Originally posted by Parab00n
Are you resetting again?

Yes, he's resetting again and when his experiment most likely fails again he'll start phase III

GG EEA. Our Red Zone D somehow came up clutch. Just glad that botched FG and turnovers didn't come back to bite us.

Originally posted by jfbueno
You always talk about scoring 50 if you decided to run to the left yet you've only scored 50 one time this season and that was against the worst team in the tier. Maybe you just aren't as good as you think you are.

I won't be making that excuse with my next team due to the dynamic nature of my offense. I'll be running left, right, up the gut, off tackle with my FBs, QB, HBs and throwing to several different types of recievers. Most prolific and dynamic offense of all time.

Originally posted by Mysterio
GG EEA. Our Red Zone D somehow came up clutch. Just glad that botched FG and turnovers didn't come back to bite us.

Wow - did not see that one coming. Great job.

Originally posted by Galactic Empire
I won't be making that excuse with my next team due to the dynamic nature of my offense. I'll be running left, right, up the gut, off tackle with my FBs, QB, HBs and throwing to several different types of recievers. Most prolific and dynamic offense of all time.

Cool. I'll just save this post for a rainy day and keep quoting it every time your team loses.

Running game OP needs nerf