PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 12 Power Rankings!!
1. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Ha, the Yaks played the King for a Day card, tough luck Royal ones. The furry ones have summited the rankings and look down on all us low down losers with scorn and pity.
2. Buckhead Royal Knights- So it seems i should have started insulting the Knights sooner in the rankings. 1st time i change the name and bitch about the winning streak they go and lose! No slandering this week so expect a bounce back victory.
3. Blitzin' Dots- Well that was a rude way to treat the Muscrats, animal abusers by the looks of it. But you do look good in those furry speedos.
4. PeeWee Deadmen- Nice strategy of shedding body parts to make it hard to catch you from behind, like bananas in Mario Cart just greener, slipperier and more disgusting.
5. The North- Stopping the uphill climb for a week the North couldn't get a good foothold on all the slimy dead guys and were overcome by the green ooze.
6. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Yay, a win.
7. North Texas Mean Green- Yay, a win. Now how about a big fat L this week.
8. Philly Philly- Flightless birds can't catch fish.
9. Kinnik Legends- 3-8-1 and playoff bound!
10. Idaho Muscrats- Make nice speedos, maybe next its time for some furry bikinis. Has to be better than watcing the Dots strutting around like Tarzan.
11. Berlin Badies- What you lost the L and grew back your hair and stache and are rebranding as the Badies, i like it. Holds true for both the seasons you compete and those you don't.
12. Borts Pleasure Palace- Odd things happening down here from Pilates studio to whore house this team is trying everything to raise a buck to afford better players next season.
