Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Bane
Hope any of your fans that attend our 1st round game enjoy the free nachos, because that's the only thing they will be enjoying !
Oh crap. I really wish you didn't mention the whole free food thing. My coaching staff always forget themselves to rush after free food. Now how the heck am I suppose to focus on you guys. There should be a law against such things. Damn you bane :shake fist:

Ultimate Nachos tbh

Final Regular Season Rankings and Play-off Predictions (as chosen by the script)

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.508 ........ 15-1.... Morning Glory
2.. ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.461 ........ 16-0.... LjubLjana SuperStar AlpDevils
3.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.441 ........ 15-1.... Rokkie Team
4.. ........ 7 ........ 4 ........ 0.492 ........ 14-2.... Indianapolis Rush
5.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.508 ........ 13-3.... University of Defense
6.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.453 ........ 14-2.... Boondock Bears
7.. ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.480 ........ 12-4.... Dark Phoenix
8.. ........ 1 ........ 7 ........ 0.422 ........ 15-1.... Gotham Rogues
9.. ...... 10 ........ 9 ........ 0.508 ........ 11-5.... Detroit Reservoir Dogs
10 ........ 5 ...... 14 ........ 0.441 ........ 12-4.... P-Town Ballerz
11 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.547 ........ 8-8...... Black Hand Barbarians
12 ...... 13 ...... 10 ........ 0.492 ........ 11-5.... Cedar Creek Wildcats
13 ...... 16 ...... 11 ........ 0.531 ........ 8-8...... Manchester Titans
14 ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.504 ........ 9-7...... Green Bay Packerz
15 ...... 15 ...... 16 ........ 0.492 ........ 9-7...... Pensacola Wolfpac
16 ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.469 ........ 10-6.... Manchester Red Devils
17 ...... 22 ...... 15 ........ 0.559 ........ 6-10.... Arctic Smurfin' Wolfpack
18 ...... 17 ...... 19 ........ 0.527 ........ 7-9...... São Paulo Royal Snipers
19 ...... 19 ...... 13 ........ 0.520 ........ 6-10.... Dubrovnik Revolution
20 ...... 14 ...... 21 ........ 0.473 ........ 8-8...... Huey Boyz
21 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.516 ........ 4-12.... Woodbury Walking Dead Unicorns
22 ...... 21 ...... 22 ........ 0.492 ........ 7-9...... Portland Pirates
23 ...... 25 ...... 25 ........ 0.559 ........ 3-13.... Texas Two Steppers
24 ...... 23 ...... 20 ........ 0.508 ........ 6-10.... Brussels Sprouts
25 ...... 28 ...... 26 ........ 0.578 ........ 1-15.... Louisville Warpath
26 ...... 27 ...... 28 ........ 0.496 ........ 4-12.... Sinister Roughnecks
27 ...... 26 ...... 31 ........ 0.531 ........ 1-15.... The Death Row Cartel
28 ...... 24 ...... 24 ........ 0.480 ........ 5-11.... D League Alternatives
29 ...... 32 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-13.... Fkn 808 Warriors
30 ...... 31 ...... 30 ........ 0.484 ........ 2-14.... Oakland Black Holes
31 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.539 ........ 0-16.... Hades Reapers
32 ...... 30 ...... 27 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-15.... Silopanaidni Colts

Western Conference Round 1

Exp Score  Matchup
  57 -     6    #1 LjubLjana SuperStar AlpDevils (16-0) def. #8 Black Hand Barbarians (8-8) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=6816&team2=154

  17 -   14    #4 University of Defense (13-3) def. #5 Dark Phoenix (12-4) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=315&team2=3295

  32 -   12    #2Morning Glory (15-1) def. #7Green Bay Packerz (9-7) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=250&team2=93

  25 -   10    #3 Indianapolis Rush (14-2) def. #6 Detroit Reservoir Dogs (11-5) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1480&team2=5998

Eastern Conference Round 1

Exp Score  Matchup
116 -   15    #1 Gotham Rogues (15-1) def. #8 Huey Boyz (8-8) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1164&team2=1451

  29 -   26    #4 P-Town Ballerz (12-4) def. #5 Cedar Creek Wildcats (11-5) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1145&team2=1002

  59 -     6    #2 Rokkie Team (15-1) def. #7 Pensacola Wolfpac (9-7) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1440&team2=1515

  63 -   10    #3 Boondock Bears (14-2) def. #6 Manchester Red Devils (10-6) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1542&team2=1047


Script sees no upsets.... but only the sim knows for sure

thx for your work , man !!

GL

Originally posted by Bane
  17 -   14    #4 University of Defense (13-3) def. #5 Dark Phoenix (12-4) http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=315&team2=3295
Damn nachos. Totally unfair advantage. I demand a free beer to go with those nachos damn it. I mean banning of nachos as they are more distracting then the cheerleaders.

<groans>i have a tummy ache</groans>

Holy shit I forgot to buy the nachos !

Thanks for the reminder, I'll do that now

GG BHB

Gg drd

Originally posted by logicbomb
Gg drd

GG Rush

Originally posted by Bane
Holy shit I forgot to buy the nachos !

Damn those nachos. What did you put in those things that caused my power HB to twice in a row decide that he couldn't get 1 yard in overtime using a power run formation against a defense that was not bunched up to prevent it. I swear he was so freaking slow both times that it had to be the nachos. I mean serious a 3-man front stopped him followed by a 4 man front that was spread out wide. Absolutely insane that twice 1 yard could not be picked up not because the defense made a good play but because the offense decided to twiddle their thumbs with the ball in hand. I'm just baffled by that game.

GG Bane, may your next go just as fortunately

we replaced the beef with turkey

so was a lot of tryptophan which led to sluggish/sleepy behavior

GG DarkPhoenix

gg Green Bay

Originally posted by Bane
we replaced the beef with turkey

so was a lot of tryptophan which led to sluggish/sleepy behavior

GG DarkPhoenix

LSA will be offering free bacon at the snack bars ... sending samples .... http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bacon&go=&qs=bs&form=QBIR

For Morning Glory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv2lgvTOZD8

Originally posted by CowboysAmerica
LSA will be offering free bacon at the snack bars ... sending samples .... http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bacon&go=&qs=bs&form=QBIR

Free bacon??? Coordinators, you got this next game, I think I'm going to go watch a different one...