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Good game Aliens! Your run defense is excellent! Especially inside, no one really stuffs squid like that, he is our silent assassin! Good stuff!

Originally posted by *Birdman*
Good game Aliens! Your run defense is excellent! Especially inside, no one really stuffs squid like that, he is our silent assassin! Good stuff!

GG guys. I didn't see the game yet as was watching Canada get first ever World Cup win today. You guys are just too good for us at this level.

GG Reapers

gg yaks!

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 9 Power Rankings!

Fish rise to the top! Doubt it lasts long with the Knights on our tail! I am traveling, road tripping through the Dakotas and Wyoming for a few weeks, so ratings quality may vary! Camped out on a lovely grassland pond somewhere in S.D. tonight, enjoy!

1. Irridescent Ditch Fish- There is an old saying "Can't shoot a fish under water" maybe "Can't shoot a fish in a barrel" something like that. Oddly as a youth i tried this out in the back country of Wyoming and shot at a trout swimming in about 2 feet deep water in a 3 foot wide creek. To my surprise i hit it and it floated to the surface dead! It was an unlucky day for that fish, i have never seen it happen again, just ask the Aliens!

2. Buckhead Royal Knights- Buckhead just squeaked by in the "Kings and Queens Bowl" The Knights will get to stay Kings until next match and the Monarchs will be serving meals, etc.. playing Queen. Now they rise to number 2 and get an immediate shot at the Fish for the 1 spot.

3. Tanuki Thunder- The Thunder came out onto the Warrior field to warm up. When the game started Yokai Lightening and Shadow Pouches came to midfield for the coin toss, no one came to shake hands and meet them. They called heads and lost! This annoyed Yokai who let a blast of lightening off at midfield. Shadow swore he felt the ground move. The game started and they kicked a FG, Yokai let another bolt slip. The field woke up! It tried to bury them, they were good climbers and escaped, Lightening God Yokai took over in the 4th and vanquished the grass.

4. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The Pepper sprayed Yaks were stampeding away from the Aliens and through the Tundra. They crested the top of a hill and ran smack in to their old foes the Reapers! The stopped on the spot looking for the blade, they saw it messing with a giant lizards shoelaces. The Grim Ones were laughing and distracted, they saw their chance and took it stampede on they crashed through the Grim Ones gathering, bones splintering and breaking everywhere! If Yaks could grin, they were grinning!!

5. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Reapers were have a jolly good time teasing Godzilla and were having a good laugh as the scythe was messing with him. If they had ears they would have heard the stampede of Yaks headed their way. They don't and were taken by surprise, and are now looking more like an archaeological find than a complete skeleton.

6. Martian Invasion- The Martians were cruising looking for something to Zap, they shot a few rabbits and a coyote or two. They saw a lovely spot in a meadow with a "creek" running by. They dropped down and landed and piled out. They ran up to the shore Marino jumped in splashing, something grabbed him, he was gone, they pulled out the ray guns and started blasting the Fish from the banks, Zing, zap, patchooey! Every shot deflected off the surface, some back at them, the Fish launched an offensive and they were forced back to the ship and into the skies.

7. Blitzin' Dots- Hell Yes! Winner's of this years "Dot Bowl" are the lowercase Dots! First win in Dot Bowl history! Hampton out played Huey P. in the QB battle, ST MVP leader Buzzbee got involved again, the defense held tight until garbage time and the giant Dot trophy was theirs! Big win!

8. Turf Warriors- The Turf was laying in wait for its next meal, it appeared it would be a large family of Raccoons. Though these ones did seem a little odd and when one let off a blast of lightening on the 50 yard line the turf flinched, that shit hurt! Then it happened again and they could lay in wait no longer, game on and what a game, they took the lead into the 4th quarter. Then let a TE sneak a TD and then YOW! Bolted again! and again! The turf lie still.

9. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Huey P. and the Kline boys were crushed they had always won the "Dot Bowl" (it looks so sad and small). Right after one of their biggest wins ever against the Knights too, the ups and downs of dotball are brutal!

10. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla made it back to Tokyo and hid on his home field hoping not to be bothered. He had not rested since the Fish jumped him 4 weeks ago. He had lost his sneakers, was blister footed and had zero charge left. Peewee was exhausting! When no one even showed up to challenge him this week, he dozed right off to recharge his batteries.

11. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Not much new in Silver land. Easy wins for the top two. Tyrants barely snuck by "the other Warrior" team. Tomorrow will be good action when Pickles and Chitz collide!

12. Clown Car Chitz Show: Featuring- Chance to steal the coveted Double #1's spot!

Also receiving votes!

Texaz RailRode Commission- Choo, choo! Beheaded Ceasar lying on the tracks.

London Pee Wee Monarchs- Still not the ruling class, but close!

rip didnt set tactics, not helping my case to stay in gold lol. gg TW

This League is crazy tight. Gonna be a fun finish!

GG Kline.

gg Martian tryed a new defense

Originally posted by gooder
rip didnt set tactics, not helping my case to stay in gold lol. gg TW

Just use the tactics calendar. I have the whole season tactics set and can change if needed

GG Thunder

Originally posted by Argonut
Just use the tactics calendar. I have the whole season tactics set and can change if needed



pfft

i just use the same tactics all season and hope for the best

GG reapers close one

Originally posted by gooder
rip didnt set tactics, not helping my case to stay in gold lol. gg TW

GG